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The Evil Genius Collaboration Thread, Where evil geniuses fraternize |
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Chumbaniya |
Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM
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Finder

Joined: 13-May 05
From: The house of fun!

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QUOTE(Kell-Reevor @ Aug 29 2005, 11:50 PM) I don't know if this has been brought up but... Why waste time with with the whole world domination thing when a more sinister deed would be... Use your ninjas to steal the world's supply of toilet paper. It can't get any more evil than that. That's so evil it might just work! Apart from one thing - pirates should do the stealing while the ninjas distract everyone by apearing out of nowhere and demonstrating their awesome kung fu powers. On an unrelated note, I feel our organisation is now strong enough to recruit the most evil of them all - TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. I'll phone him and see whether or not he's too busy. I'm sure anything involving burninating will be right up his street.
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"It's a party. It doesn't have to make sense" - Homer "To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer
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Soulseeker3.0 |
Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM
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Joined: 18-February 05
From: From "not where you are"-ville

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Ninjas are cooler then Pirates and pirates are only good on water and there coasts unless you want nomads which is completly different. Back to the pirates on the water, you would need Dantrag's consent before you started sailing your ships on HIS sea. (yeah I awnted this to be a long lecture but it didn't work  )
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SKAThis was pretty unusual, because most children at his age wanted to become great warriors, known all through time as saviors of, well, anything - Toroabok
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Wolfie |
Aug 30 2005, 12:01 AM
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Joined: 14-March 05
From: Dublin, Ireland

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I oppose that as it encraoches on my domain of control
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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DoomedOne |
Aug 30 2005, 12:08 AM
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Master

Joined: 13-April 05
From: Cocytus

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OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES
DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses HQ: Cretacious Period Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions
Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs HQ: Moonbase Army: Samurai Snipers
Override: Overlord of all things BOOM HQ: Chinese sweatshop Army: Overworked Chinese children
Minque: Mistress of all things POOF HQ: Facility in North Atlantic Army: Finland Navy
Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming HQ: Mormon National Bank Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild
Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons. HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)
ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP HQ: Secret Police Complex Army: Death's Hand Secret Police
Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild HQ: Somewhere on the Moon Army: Ninjas
Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD) HQ: Carribean? Army: Pirates
Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp) Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)
BobV: Food Khan HQ: McDonald's Parking lot Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)
Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office) Army: n/a
Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa" HQ: Laputa Army: Laputa's army
Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity. HQ: South Pole Army: Pending
This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 30 2005, 03:46 AM
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A man once asked the Buddha, "How does one escape the heat of the summer sun?"
And the Buddha replied, "Why not try crawling into the blazing furnace?"
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Soulseeker3.0 |
Aug 30 2005, 12:14 AM
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Master

Joined: 18-February 05
From: From "not where you are"-ville

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QUOTE(Chumbaniya @ Aug 30 2005, 12:11 AM) I am also in charge of pirate, who are, incidentally, better than ninjas. *cough* insert some obseen word here (  ) * cough* if they are so much cooler then why don't they have a pirate smily? and why does the ninja smiles spell out phear in l337 speak? lol
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SKAThis was pretty unusual, because most children at his age wanted to become great warriors, known all through time as saviors of, well, anything - Toroabok
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Wolfie |
Aug 30 2005, 12:17 AM
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Joined: 14-March 05
From: Dublin, Ireland

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*sigh* QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 11:07 PM) I have decided on a title for myself. Overlord of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock. If you have a plan that involves the use of any of the above, my permission is required Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed 
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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Soulseeker3.0 |
Aug 30 2005, 12:18 AM
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Master

Joined: 18-February 05
From: From "not where you are"-ville

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QUOTE(ShogunSniper @ Aug 30 2005, 12:15 AM) samurai's in space suits kick pirates' a s s any day * ROFL  LOL funny, samurai's in space suit. That painted a funny picture pst they will be training with 5-10x earth's normal gravity so they could kick anything's spotted owl.... you do know that is why oww is in there, right?  *they don't have a rofl smily!?! This post has been edited by Soulseeker3.0: Aug 30 2005, 12:21 AM
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SKAThis was pretty unusual, because most children at his age wanted to become great warriors, known all through time as saviors of, well, anything - Toroabok
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Dantrag |
Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM
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Councilor

Joined: 13-February 05
From: The cellar of the fortress of the fuzz

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QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 07:17 PM) *sigh* Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed  Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights?
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Wolfie |
Aug 30 2005, 12:21 AM
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Mage

Joined: 14-March 05
From: Dublin, Ireland

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QUOTE(Dantrag @ Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM) Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights? One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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Dantrag |
Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM
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Councilor

Joined: 13-February 05
From: The cellar of the fortress of the fuzz

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QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 07:21 PM) One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning.
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"Its when murder is justice that martyrs are made"
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Wolfie |
Aug 30 2005, 12:25 AM
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Mage

Joined: 14-March 05
From: Dublin, Ireland

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QUOTE(Dantrag @ Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM) Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning. No, my fortress shouldn't take too much longer .............although that wing would make a nice holiday retreat.......... You have yourself a deal This post has been edited by LoneWolf: Aug 30 2005, 12:26 AM
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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