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Chumbaniya
post Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(Kell-Reevor @ Aug 29 2005, 11:50 PM)
I don't know if this has been brought up but...

Why waste time with with the whole world domination thing when a more sinister deed would be...

Use your ninjas to steal the world's supply of toilet paper.  It can't get any more evil than that.
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That's so evil it might just work! Apart from one thing - pirates should do the stealing while the ninjas distract everyone by apearing out of nowhere and demonstrating their awesome kung fu powers.

On an unrelated note, I feel our organisation is now strong enough to recruit the most evil of them all - TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. I'll phone him and see whether or not he's too busy. I'm sure anything involving burninating will be right up his street.


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post Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM
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Ninjas are cooler then Pirates and pirates are only good on water and there coasts unless you want nomads which is completly different. Back to the pirates on the water, you would need Dantrag's consent before you started sailing your ships on HIS sea.

(yeah I awnted this to be a long lecture but it didn't work tongue.gif)


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:00 AM
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poor gamer...all he has is wyoming and utah. i hereby promote Gamer as Evil Genius In Control of All Land Based Operations On the Planet Earth.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:01 AM
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I oppose that as it encraoches on my domain of control


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:02 AM
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yes I was thinking that was somewhat Lonewolf's job was....


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:05 AM
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what i was getting at was like controlling evil armies and such on the land. not exactly the land itself.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:08 AM
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OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: Mormon National Bank
Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild

Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD)
HQ: Carribean?
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp)
Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)

BobV: Food Khan
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending

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post Aug 30 2005, 12:11 AM
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Put me on there DoomedONE! I am:

Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxes and Other Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (COMPOSITE).

I am also in charge of pirate, who are, incidentally, better than ninjas.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE(Chumbaniya @ Aug 30 2005, 12:11 AM)
I am also in charge of pirate, who are, incidentally, better than ninjas.
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*cough* insert some obseen word here (tongue.gif) * cough*

if they are so much cooler then why don't they have a pirate smily? and why does the ninja smiles spell out phear in l337 speak? lol


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:15 AM
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samurai's in space suits kick pirates' a s s any day

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post Aug 30 2005, 12:16 AM
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Keep doing this and I'll have to ad a "Type of army" slot after the HQ slot. In fact, once the titles are finished I just might.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:17 AM
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*sigh*

QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 11:07 PM)
I have decided on a title for myself. Overlord of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock.

If you have a plan that involves the use of any of the above, my permission is required
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Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed biggrin.gif


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(ShogunSniper @ Aug 30 2005, 12:15 AM)
samurai's in space suits kick pirates' a s s any day
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* ROFL laugh.gif LOL funny, samurai's in space suit. That painted a funny picture


pst they will be training with 5-10x earth's normal gravity so they could kick anything's spotted owl.... you do know that is why oww is in there, right? biggrin.gif


*they don't have a rofl smily!?!

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post Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM
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isnt there less gravitry on the moon?

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post Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM
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QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 07:17 PM)
*sigh*
Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed biggrin.gif
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Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights?


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE(Dantrag @ Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM)
Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights?
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One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:23 AM
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BobV will also need a permit from me before he builds his army.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM
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QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Aug 29 2005, 07:21 PM)
One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself
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Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning.


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM
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I think my tile should be th overlord of all things invisible and to be anounced! WOO HOOO

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post Aug 30 2005, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(Dantrag @ Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM)
Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning.
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No, my fortress shouldn't take too much longer
.............although that wing would make a nice holiday retreat..........
You have yourself a deal biggrin.gif

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