No, your permit for defensive genetic engineering is still approved, however, genetically manipulating a task force to take out your pre-cal teacher is unallowed.

Fine. I agree. But this isn't the last you'll see of this issue!

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Aug 30 2005, 02:15 AM

Is it still to alte to join this armistice of evil geniuses?

if not may I claim as my domain any and all freshwater sources. Seeing as how they are beyond the domain of dantrag's oceans having a 3.5% NaCl content.

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Aug 30 2005, 02:26 AM

You know what hasn't been taken yet? The horrid science of reanimation and zombification. I could give you a plane of existence to use as your dark domain, the problem is, it would require you to be more insidious than I am, and that's difficult to top.

Indeed, i don't mind Dead things, but I am not a fan of necromancy or undead's so I'll pass up that opportunity.

But estuaries and sounds still fall under my jurisdiction. As do the seven seas.

The thing about freshwater though, is it's sort of unproductive toward any evil plots. See, first thing you do is invent a world domination/destruction/ransom plot, then we grant you control of a certain field of evil geniosity based on this plot.

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 30 2005, 02:31 AM

simple, all life relys on 1/5 of the world's water 2/3 of which is frozen. might b small but it is still major determinant in surviving.

So al one has to do, is set up large pyres of noxious fumes around the world. turning all precipitation to a pH of 5 or so, harming nearly every ecosystem on the planet. also there will by sulfer in th fumes, and mercury, rendering almost all water non-potable, with the exceptiong of the amazon where tannic acid has lowered the river water to pH's as low as 4-5 and the amazon forest pretty much produces it's own climate.

So establishing Hq on the amazon, and controlling all activity of the river, then i can control who does and does not get water.

also using permit allowed radiation from minque and dantrag I can guaranteeno human presence near the ice caps.

also, i would like to be head of extra-terrestrial research...... approval?

I hereby nominate Megil as Evil Director of Poison UNcontrol!

Shogun, I of course will be voting for that, as it would mean many evil scientists will want to cross-breed with aliens, which will require a little genetic manipulation for the egg to accept the sperm, and from now on, with few exceptions, getting permits for genetic engineering will require tribute.

Shogun, you will also have to pay me and minque large amounts of cash (or anything else of value you can offer) for us to NOT blow up the aliens that you find. Nuclear weapons seem to hold a lot of weight...

Dantrag, I need approval for a nuclear weapons program. Sure, I could just move the sun or something, but I want to try out this idea of sending nukes from the Cretacious period into the present day to simultaneously and without warning to blow everything up. There's a civil war breaking out right now between myself and the DoomedOnes from alternate dimensions, I need approval to use whatever force necessary before they start destroying this universe.

hmm.... *strokes chin* two things, and you may have your permission.

1. I get my permission to use my genetically altered sea-creatures to attack my pre-cacl teacher

2. you spare all forms of natural salt water.

Wait a minute...how do I know that you aren't one of the DoomedOnes from the alternate universes? I need proof, solid proof! (or, you can give me those two things listed above, and I will forget all about this)

Alright you get an unlimited approval on genetically altered creatures. What's the point of being the Poseidon of the Coalition without genetically altered creatures? If you want proof, proof will come when the DoomedOnes from alternate universes decide to start hitting us hard. They've already been opening fire on the year of 3056 and they're working their way back, I have to act fast, there isn't time!

Sure, go ahead. I'll even give you a couple nukes if you have need of them.

But if any alternate-universe Dantrags come, bring one to me. I would like a word with him....

fun position I accept it.

guess i have some shared responsability. radiation can be considered as a type of poison. so i guess nuclear aftermath must be approved by me first.

Nope. you are the ruler of poison UNcontrol. Nothing invlolving us using the poison should concern you in any way. Or even us NOT using the poison. You just have a title and some poison, with no other real power.

No, he has legislation over all natural poisons from mercury to dangerously high salt levels.

and alpha, betta and gamma radiation are all natural O.o

But if it's nuclear radiation then Dantrag or Minque can veto your approval or disproval, however if not they have nothing to say.