Love chambers?! If all you do all day is making out during work hours I'm in favor of cutting your funding short. That brings up the idea, have we got a treasurer yet?

This post has been edited by BobV: Aug 30 2005, 09:11 PM

My orders of business:

Gamer, Bobv didn't get it wrong, you simply weren't here to correct it when I wrote down funny stuff about everyone's statistics. He, being the one who chose to copy and paste my list, has taken the responsbility to edit it.

That same goes for everyone else, if you want your info editted, post:

Edit my info:

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Secondly, Gamer, you now have an honorary permit to genetically modify squirrels. As you have lower resources, I assume you also require the technology to do so, I will send you a DVD-ROM with the genetic modification software in the mail. Because I live in the Cretacious period, the shipping charge will be rather high, if you can't pay it take out a loan from Shogun, he's loaded.

Thirdly: My plan for world domination!

Firstly, I have already began cloning program to breed an army of Hitlers. Why, you ask? Well, think of the two most evil things on this planet (besides us) Hitler, and Hitler's clone. Stalin pulls a close third, but cloning him is not in my budget, so I've decided to make... 48,000,000 Hitler clones! The resources this will require are tremendous. I will require all your help.

For one thing, I need to begin the cloning plan in the present era because if in traveling through time one of the Hitlers accidentally falls out of the worm-hole around 1945, the results could be disasterous. It's too risky. Therefore, all of the following is required.

Dantrag! I will need to use ocean Facilities to clone the Hitlers, they will be underwater in a very deep spot in the ocean somewhere near New Zealand.

Override! I will be making a lot of things go BOOM, there is a specific fax on your desk. Well, there should be, I don't know. I talked to your secretary, she said it was there.

Minque! Expect oodles and oodles of POOF

BobV! Clones need food! But, I don't want to make them too healthy or they'll turn on me. This is your assignment.

ED! Obviously, with Hitler clones comes totalitarian dictatorships. This is your realm of expertise, therefore I need your secret poilice to act as officers of this army.

Shogun! There will be a space assault, but it won't be very successful without space-suits, because I plan to have many of the clones sky-dive from outer-space, and I'll need some of your nifty ceramic tiles converted into space suits. We'll worry about installing parachutes after the initial deploy.

Lonewolf! One of the first missions of the Hitler clone-army is to make all the emergency hoses in Government facilities shoot fire. I need your consent.

Megil! Cloning will require dangerous high levels of salt mixed with Chlorine and liquidized Carbon Monoxide, and I might add a little mercury in there to make sure they're good and nuts. Consent please!

Gamer! I will be putting my base of Operations in Northern Wyoming! I can always move to some other arbitrary spot like Kansas but what the Hell, long as you own it.

Nack-Thall! I'll need you to move your floating island for me, yeah... you know how it is.

Chumba: The idea of making an army of Hitlers as opposed to something more useful like gorillas with the intellgence of an 18 year old from South Carolina, well, it just doesn't make sense! ...are you okay with that?

Once I have the consent of everyone, and if there is anyone I forgot just tell me and I'll make sure that I need your consent as well, I will tell you in full what my plan is.

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 30 2005, 09:37 PM

*stores permit in safe*

I grant you permission to set up base in Northern Wyoming. However, seeing as how I must make sure my land is used appropriately, I will make yearly checks on your base. No I won't, my squirrels will.

Oh, and my plan is too add Kansas to my territory soon.

This post has been edited by gamer10: Aug 30 2005, 09:47 PM

The testing phase of para-hitler space suits has begun.










oh yeah, I'm loaded.

My Oligarchy of Utah and Wyoming just formally declared war of Kansas. Progress reports as often as I can in the war against Kansasism.

Hurry up and give me those supplies!

I grant permission of using said contaminants and poisons, just do not violte Dantrag's law's and contaminate his oceans in the process.

Hmmm...........I'll do it, if only because my secret police members are looking for something fresh...some outdoorsy kind of work.

Update: Paratrooping Squirrels are currently being flown to St. Francis, Kansas on a jet travelling at speeds of 1700 MPH.

My army of finnish marines are now under the command of General Rane, the most evil lurker in the whole universe, I managed to enroll him so BEWARE.....




Muhahahahahhahahahahaha©

May I request the assistance of your Finnish Marines in my Kansas invasion until I obtain the machinery to clone my squirrels.

Naturally..I´ll tell General Rane immediately....

wow, thats like a rocket. something that fast should need a permit!!! I will look into this!!!!!

Update on the Civil War between the (former) United Universes: My genetically modified Dinosaurs from a parallel dimension are now an OCCUPYING FORCE in Universe 17. The Dantrag of that Universe betrayed their defenses for me, and as such I have allowed him to use this Universe as a safe-house until the war is over. Dantrag 1, I hope you don't mind bunking with dantrag 17.

roflmaool that would be awkward.

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 30 2005, 10:17 PM

Update: My squirrels have landed in St. Francis and are moving throughout the state of Kansas. Hopefully a shipment of Finnish Marines will arrive soon, though the state will already be captured I'll need them to confuse the citizens with their accents.

hmm like "perkkele"..oh yeah general Rane said he´d join as well....now you can´t loose

Just so all of you know, I'm about to violate a lot of treaties. Having just illegaly obtained a cloning machine, I have decided to make a huge clone army instead of inlisting the help of Finnish Marines. My squirrels have turned their backs on the marines and are currently throwing nuclear waste at them. Many of whom will die of cancer in the years to follow. Also, any extra nuclear waste I have I just dumped in the ocean. I started a space domination program and my Nuclear clone squirrels just landed on the moon.

*opens a rip in the space-time continuam which sucks gamer straight into it*

*gamer finds himself in a nice comfortable looking office in the cretacious period. In front of him, behind a desk, DoomedOne turns around in his chair*

It would not be wise to face the wrath of the King of the Space-Time Continuam. I control the horizontal... and the verticle. Do not attempt to adjust you brain. You have one chance to fix everything you've done, and leave Kansas, or else I will send you to a Universe where you will not enjoy yourself. Well, you won't hate it, but it won't be spectacular, it'll be so-so. Purgatory, I'll send you to Purgatory.

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 30 2005, 10:37 PM

DoomedOne, i will give you as many ninjas that you need to fight back all of the dinosuars in the future.

Permits for making things go BOOM are in your out-tray, or possibly out of your in-tray ~ my Chinese secretary was a little confused on that point and my Mandarin isn't that good.


My secretary is currently undergoing an accelerated English-learning course ~ or will be as soon as I can get all of the scorpions in the pit...

This post has been edited by OverrideB1: Aug 31 2005, 12:29 AM