how are the man made atoms coming along minque they are likewise very radioactive.

Hmm quite well I think....problem is to protect ourselves against the very potent radioactivity..

nice job doomed

I've discovered the Coalition has some competition. Lord Blade of the ES forums intends to conquer this universe. What are we going to do about him?

I will send my assassin, Dantrag 17 to destroy this "Lord Blade". He will not last long.

Remember to stop by for a couple of newly made plutonium-POOOFFF-bombs

*cough ninja assasin training acadamy *cough* *cough*

I shall sick them on this "lord blade" all I need to know is what is his army and were is his base?

I'm sure Dantrag 17 is far more capable than any of your ninjas could hope to be.

I dought it look behind you there is a ninja....

No, that would be food for my genetically altered shark...

are you sure that isn't a ninja making food out of your shark?

Unless your ninja breathes underwater and has a dorsal fin, I'm sure.

I have an idea that will get me an army of guards...

I can place a super huge ton of preservatives and microscopic person-trackers in M&Ms and Peanut M&Ms ( I may as well put it in the new Mega M&Ms) so when eaten, the body will consume so much preservatives that it's body will not detoriate for a long time... oh did I mention I place poison in the M&M's too? So they die, I collect there bodies in my secret underground castle facility which is under construction and de-skin them all so I have over 100 skeletons, and using robotic techonology I will mix the skeletons and robots to create an army of terror robot-skeletons using the highest quality weapons. And every time they kill someone they rip out thier skull and give it to me for my collection MUAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Edit: I could use these to physically protect the forums and our evilness, and even mod some skeletons to be professional computer specialists and hackers muahhahaaha. Weak and/or retarded skeletons will be used as coat-hangers

Oh yeah the whole skeleton thing is that it installs fear onto people knowing they are human remains standing there

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 2 2005, 06:17 PM

Update on my plan to annex the government of New Zealand. Turns out some random dude from an alternate universe where i'd already done it escaped through a space/time rip and warned tehm, so i had to pull out. Still not sure how the guy made them believe his story though.........

Fuzzy Knight: General of the Fuzz
Headquarters: Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz, unknown location in Norway
Army: 500 000 Elite Puppies...

There is really nothing more I want to reveal about The Fuzz...

Can I pet the puppy? *gets hand bit off* .......... good little puppy!! *cries*

Hrm... Being Food Khan, I think I like the M&Ms plan. Several planeloads will be sent to you shortly.

I have not authorized the use of poison in Wurlon's plan.

I mst have a list of poison intended to be used, before poison will be deliveered and its use granted.

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Sep 2 2005, 03:18 PM

These letters are important and secrective, collaboration staff member-view only. Please burn your screen when done reading to prevent spying.
Request form for venomous poisons:

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time : 9/2/05, 1:02 P.M.


Dear Megil Tel-Zeke,

In our continuing conquest of pure insanity and evil, I request permission to use substances of pure poison and venom to further enchance our plots. However, you being the cruel master of such substances I will need your approval and a document saying it has thus been approved. I also request a list of the available substances that are provided. I will therefore state the predicted usage of the substances for your further analyzing needs.

1. Substances will be placed in M&M brand candy, of all variations and countries, and will not be placed anywhere else. This will enable me to gather a proper fighting force, as I cannot guard the collaboration of evil geniuses alone. None of my robotically enchanced skeletal warriors will harm, hurt or inflict damage to any member of the collaboration unless authorized by the overlords themselves and/or is necessary for the survival of the collaboration.

2. Substances will be stored in my underground castle until proper usage has occured, all instructions will be followed.

3. I will wield the permit necessary by you, if given, at any time necessary.


I request this permit and hope to recieve it, I also request a full list of toxic materials you can authorize me to use, if authorized properly. I have already been approved of the use of the foods which the toxic materials will be placed.


Sincerely,
Wurlon


I also need the approval of Chumba as this will be a terrifying event.


Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time : 9/2/05, 1:16 P.M.


Dear Chumba,

This letter is the request of a permit to perform an utterly terrifying event. I am to create an army of robotically enchanced skeletons to annihilate those who need execution, demanded by the overlords of the collaboration. The process of this event follows below:

1. Exact duplicates of M&M's candy of all variations and countries is produced, with the added ingredients of a fatal poison, microscopic-tracking devices and high doses of preservatives.

2. The duplicates will be sold (this also gives us money) and the organisms (humans) that consume the product will die.

3. The tracking devices will be used to locate the bodies for speedy removal and alterations. Each body will be examined using X-Rays.

4. Once collected the bodies of the strong, good boned humans will be placed in Lab 1 of my secret underground castle facility.

5. All undesirable bodies and skeletons will be placed in Lab B where their purposes will be determined personally by me.

6. Lab A will deskin and remove all of the bodies except the skeletal remains, which will be modified with robotic technology to create superior skeletal soldiers.

7. All undesired skeletons will be altered and fixed to do what I please and or what the collaboration needs besides guards and soldiers.

8. These events will install fear upon the world, covering other evil plans being generated. These events will also create a defensive military capable of world destruction.

9. Leftover human flesh may be used as fishing bait or food for LoneWolf's army.


These plans will insure our collaboration remains at peak security. I await the necessary approval and/or permit.


Sincerely,
Wurlon


I also request decent guards for my facility during the duration of this event.


Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 1:34 P.M.


Dear LoneWolf,

I am sure you will hear of the terrifying even I plan to proceed with, however I have no current guards to provide protection at this vunerable time. Whether I am approved of this event or not, I still request that you breed me 50 of the best fire-retardent wolves to patrol both the collaboration facilities and secrect bases. Make sure they are throughly trained if you are able to provide, as I will hopefully inject them with human DNA to create wolfmen and/or wolfwomen capable of wielding weapons such as firearms and middle age weaponry. Please respond ASAP !


Sincerely,
Wurlon

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 2 2005, 06:44 PM

Silly, silly people ~ the answer to the Lord Blade problem is a simple one. I simply sent him a complimentary pair of mind control Nikes from my... ahem, factory.

He may think he's conquering the world for himself ~ but we know better. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..ACK... COUGH... SPLUTTER!


Damn', I've been overdoing the evil-maniac laugh™ again. Pass the cough-sweets somebody. Yes, that's right ~ the cough-sweets of DOOM!

This post has been edited by OverrideB1: Sep 2 2005, 06:42 PM