DoomedOne! don't do it! You are toying with forces that you cannot comprehend!

Leave the research to minque! She will figure it out in time!

wurlon, you chose to stand up against the KING OF SPACE AND TIME. You must suffer the consequences for it.

EDIT: Dantrag, I've done it before, successfully, in one of the Universes. The other 129 universes I messed with physics on I ended up annihilating. We have a 1/20 chance of surviving this, and hell, if I fail, I'll just go back in time and stop myself.

*doomedone appears through a portal*

DoomedOne: I'm you from the future!

DoomedOne: What?

DoomedOne: Stop what you're doing, you'll destroy the Universe!

DoomedOne: No I won't!

DOomedOne: Stop it!

DoomedOne: Make me!

*fight ensues*

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Sep 4 2005, 03:11 AM

*Fires SHPLOC at the center of Alaska*

**Directs defensive laser cannons towards ship of advancing wolfmen**

***sets up Sniping positions throughout the moon***

My sharks have just now constructed a barrier; no scuba-diving squirrels can hope to get in, and the anti-matter issue has already been discussed (It would have to eat up quite a bit of water before touching my base)

I have given each evil genius a portal in their base to come to my own. If you are in danger, or fear that you may soon be, please come.

*Lays out several thousand paper plates with peanut-butter and bird seed on the surface of the moon. Gamer's squirrels become distratced and are now easy pickings for the samuraisharpshooters*

nooooo ahahhaha you can't forget my wolfmen!!1 muhahhahahahaah they are flanking you!

liar! you said 1 hour! ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES!

*Deploys Y-wing replicas from star wars to deal with wolfmen*

My squirrels have been altered.

They know how to turn peanut butter into toxic waste.

Your distraction failed.

DoomedOne grabs a wrench and hits DoomedOne in the face with it.

DoomedOne takes blow, but kicks DoomedOne in the nuts.

DoomedOne grabs his nuts and falls on the ground.

DoomedOne jumps on DoomedOne's head.

DoomedOne's head splatters all over the ground.

"I am victorious!" DoomedOne proclaimed, "Now to stop the previous DoomedOne from his misdeeds."

DoomedOne undoes damages to the laws of Physics.

Time to get productive. I'm setting up a spatial barrier through this Universe so that time will slow down unless you are wearing a protective wrist-watch. If you want one of these wrist watches, Danteag and i are dispensing them for 49.95. If you're in that Empire, then it's on sale for 29.95. If you're in the Confederacy we're fighting, then YOU DON'T GET ANY!

my ninjas snuck up on a little over half of your squirrels and killed them

*I hand Doomed one 1 billion dollars*

Yes I wold like enought wrist bands for all of my ninjas

No they didn't, and unless you find a way to detach my squirrels from your ninjas body (they're using their teeth to hold on) all the ninjas will soon die.

I opened a warp in space time over every single one of your squirrels and sent them to a parallel dimension... They have no means of getting back, and no way to avoid it, you're entire army is destroyed. I also sents a genetically modified super warrior, genetically modified to make him invincible and have unyiedlable strength to wreck your base. You lose.

Stop being cheap, and we'll stop being cheap.

This is chaotic, but I'm forced to send another 20,000 wolfmen, this time I'm using high speed accelators, should take at the least fifteen minutes to land, longer if the wolfmen are forced to use the guns on the ships to deal with enemies.


And how are we being cheap ? Your freaking using time to undo everything. My wolfmen that consist of 45,000 are still on their way....

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 4 2005, 03:34 AM

Last straw. You have dragged pink Floyd into this war, you will pay, Wurlon.

*Hits very large red button and destroys the light side of the moon so only the dark side of the moon remains. Thustly destroying anything attacking ShogunSniper's base along with ShogunSniper's base except for the underground mine which ShogunSniper used to get to the Dark Side of the Moon. then proceeds to play Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd*

Wurlon, any defense we have against your guys you make something up to make it void. That's cheap. I didn't usr time to undo a damned thing until you guys started being cheap.

That's it ALL WOLFMEN RECALLED BACK!
It's time to blast the moon! Since you blew up the light side that means there are no guns there powerful enough to destroy my anti-matter bombs!

12 Anti-matter bombs being sent to the moon to blast it into smaller pieces!
Approx. Time 20 minutes, and they are painted black for camoflauge

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 4 2005, 03:42 AM

i demand a temperary cease fire so that we may add rules to this war!!!!

I agree this is getting ridiculous, pause all attacks (both sides)

ok both sides call off all attacks on the opposing force for the next 10 hours. we must wait until more ppl get online.