I ran into a barbed-wire fence playing football at a friends house. I was running and all the sudden I was on the ground and within 15 seconds there were people all around. Then I looked down and I was covered in blood. Later I found out that I had hit the fence post and that that was why I wasn't chopped up into itty-bitty pieces.

lol a barbed wire fence? Are you in juvenile hall or something?

my stupidst injury was 3 years a go when i was 14 i was on a church outing with my junior high youth group. we decided to go to a pool. we went a pool near my house it had 2 diffrent pools one pool was for swimming and went up to 6 feet deep. the other pool was for diving and was 20 feet deep. min the diving pool it had 5 spring board diving boards 3 low one and two of them were 6 feet off the ground. then there were the platform diving boards . you know the ones they use in the olympics. these things are 45 feet up in the air. it hurts your feet when u land staright on your feet. most of the time it even leaves a bruise. me being a genious and trying to show off decides that i am going to go off the 45 foot one. you think i was stupid for doing that just wait till you hear this. not only did i jump off the diving platform i decide hey y dont i do a flip. so with out hinking i run off the edge and throw my self into a flip. i ended up over flipping and landing on my face. i was knocked out and head to be dragged out of the pool. i didnt know this at the time but i suffered short term memory loss from the fall, and minor brain damage. we statyed at the pool for about an hour or 2 more till they took me home. from this point on this information is from what my family told me. when i was home my parents found out and told me to put on my shoes . i would ask y and they said ur going to the hospital. so i said i dont want to. so i got up walked to my shoes and half way to them i turned around sat back down. my parents again said glen put on your shoes. and i said why. see what was going on was that i suffered brain damage and short term memory loss all i knew was my name, my moms name, and something bout a pool.i was in the hospital with an iv in my hand for a couple of days. [B]this was the scareist injusry i ever had that i cant remember without the help of my family

Poking myself in the eye with a pencil...don't ask :/

I don't think I've hurt myself stupidly, though last year I gave someone concussion by running into them at top speed...

Me worstest injures huh?grr-sima....hmm

i think when i was little and runnign around the house...gotta go, me say rest later...

oh!!!!!!! suspense will killl all!

Yeah, the suspense will be horrible while we wait a few months for Hukai to log on again...

Maybe he died from it, it's so supenseful that I'm going to.... log off....

Honest to god ive fallen out of a tree, the most painful way possible... Think about it

This isnt a single injury but every day last year in drafting 1, I would accently stab myself with my mechanical pencil (the end peice made of metal) at least 5 times a day.

Im still waiting to see what lead poisening might be like

I slammed the car door on my right ring finger, causing a hairline fracture, in a rush....to get to school on time

its graphite now-a-days

cutting my hand open with a knife because i was trying to spin it around my hand.

When I was six, my mother came home from work with groceries (old paper Acme bags). I thought it would be fun to place one on my head and jump onto the couch, blinded by the bag. Well I missed (how the heck do you miss a couch?) and hit the table next to the couch, which has quite a nasty edge. I split my skin open right above my right eye so deep, you could see my skull. I ended up going to the emergency room and having stitches. Oh yeah on the way to the hospital, I fainted in the car from losing so much blood.. either that or I was tired...


Another incident took place during science class, I was bobbing my head back and forth. THe kid behind me thought it would be funny to stick a pencil point where my head would come down and WHAM. It stuck into my head but I got it out and the lead appeared to be unbroken ( I hope).

I'm sure you all heard about my "tumble down the steps" in the other topic.

And at last, when I was four I stepped on a beehole in my backyard in my old house, and a swarm of baby bees came out. So after screaming so loud, my mother takes me and rushes me across the yard, into my neighbors pool. The doctor said if I had been allergic to bees, I would have died in a matter of minutes. Heh if you think you had a bad day by getting stung by a bee, try getting stung by a hundred all over (they went in my clothes !)

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Nov 7 2005, 04:49 AM

When Herbert West reanimated me I was captured after a cannibalistic rage and spent the next 16 years beating my head against the walls.



He got his in the end.

I just remembered, in fifth grade a kid put a metal thumbtack on my chair and I sat on it. It impaled my butt and I was lucky I did not get tetanus or anything of that like. But before I considered that, I sat down and screamed as it hurt so bad!