The stupidest thing i ever did was running with a staple Gun...I was going up the stairs with it in my hand and my little Bro was at the top but i tripped and fired it and BAM!! my little bro had this staple sticking out of his forhead. Luckily it got stuck in his skull so it did no real damage...but i was grounded for like a year...

I put a bag over my head and ran into a coffee table. I had to get stitches and I have a scar now.

Hehe, my body is basicaly one giant scar.

This post has been edited by King Death: Oct 5 2005, 03:34 PM

rofl
you should get that on video man, classic

sstupidest thing i ahve ever done is collect change from those fountains at malls, you know the one were people throw money in to make 'wishes' and the money goes to some organization.

needless to say we got caught, but we managed to lower the incriminating evidence of the security guard walking up to my friends and I, by throwing the change intot he middle of teh fountain where there stood a sign the said "proceeds go to 'blah blah children's foundation'" we then got more coins from our pockets and wallets and threw them at the sign, trying to hit it.

having no other evidence than three kids throwing coins from the fountains back intot eh fountain, the security guard told us we ahd to go out of the mall, and couldn't come back until it opened (which was 15 minutes later)

yah had they caught us putting money into our pockets i'm sure i'd have something like "stealing from a charitable organization" on my record. but it did buy us one pieve of cheesecake to feed the three of us (we were broke and hungry)

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Aug 25 2005, 09:15 PM

Megil, that is insanely awesome.

One time, I found this tiny bacon crumb in my car. Well, I wasn't really thinking, so I ate it. I soon realized that it was a bloody booger.

Great, now I can't eat my apple sauce. Well, I was helping my friend do his paper route, and there was a house with one of those "mini walls" around the front porch. There was about a foot of the deck's flooring that stuck out from out of the wall. So I'm standing on the corner of two of these conjoined flooring pieces, and heard a crack. All of a sudden, the L shaped corner comes crashing down with me on it, landing in the houses' garden a foot down.

Hm ...forgive an outlander..but what is a "booger"??

The green things that come from your nose.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwww, blahhh "nice" experience...

man. even if it was a bacon bit it still would have been insanely stupid


roflmao

I know that, but it was early in the morning and I hadn't eaten breakfast cause I wsa in a rush.

Well I was five and it was in the summer, my mother got home with groceries and when she got done I took a brown Acme bag and figured it would be fun to jump into the couch with it on, naturally I miscalculated due to the lack of knowledge of algebra. I ended up hitting the coffee-table that sits next to the couch, splitting my skin open and at first I didn't realize it. It was until my mother said "OMFG" and rushed me to the children's hospital, but I think I lost consciousness on the way as the last I remember was closing my eyes in the van...

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Aug 28 2005, 12:24 AM

that is awesome--ly stupid. but in a good way... this is the stupid thread so its a good thing.

well my stupidest thing (that I can think of at the moment) is the diving thing in the injury thread.

Probably trying to talk the the lower lifeforms inhabiting the official elder scrolls forums. I mean just look at this thread!

Proof of lower beings

After a while I just started to mess with them.

My stupidest thing ever done has now graduated from the bloody booger.

the other day at school lunch(i go off-campus), I ate an enormous wad of wasabi. Not only was it exctruciatingly hot, but disgusting. (I've had wasabi before, but you don't know how much this was) In order to get my five dollars though, I had to swallow all of it. I swallowed some, almost hacked it up, and then methodically began swallowing little bits at a time. Pretty soon, I couldn't hold it all, and had to spit it out.

You have no idea how much my stomach hurt when I got back to school. When I asked my teacher for some tums she asked why i needed it, so i told her. you know what she said? "I'm just going to let you live with your mistake." I was too busy moaning to reply angrily.

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Oct 9 2005, 03:04 AM

Hmmm, I really don't have a clue, my mate has a video of me rolling down a steep hill in two trolleys (tied together, I layed down inside). Yeah that hurt when I landed in the creek at the bottom, tell you what children, always make sure there is a responsible person at parties to keep the drunks intact...

Ok Danny....what were you supposed to prove by eating a lot of wasabi? Jeez I´m impressed that you could actually keep is for 2 sec in your mouth..then swallow the wretched thing! Ewwwww.......