N00bs, is that all you have?, really?

I gave birth to the universe and was the first person to invent sound, which consiquently also led me to be the first person to break wind. I discovered Earth and then mistakenly spawned the human race. After that I fell over and created the Grand Canyon, Crater Lake, and Mississipi. I one day grew hungry and ate the dinosaurs and then punched a hole in the Earth to cover it all up as a "meteor strike". After some time I founded Mount Olympus and threw the first thunderbolt striking a small civilization that would later be known as the "Greeks". They worshipped me as a god, but even then I wasn't very social, and to divert attention exploded a volcano near Pompeii and accidently stepped on Atlantis.

This didn't quite work and some of them even caught on and they built an enourmas Mecha-Gavin which was me times ten in every way and made of metal. Enraged by this show of arrogance by the human race I attempted to rend their creaetion piece by piece before completion. It activated during mid-rending and we battled across the continent and split it into pieces. I quickly consumed a piece of gum and shot out a gout of ice breath creating BOTH (count 'em, two) polar ice caps and effecitvely permanently freezing Antartica. By then the ten times as strong as me part played in and Mecha-Gavin appealed to the Spanish Royalty, sailed across the ocean (blue), discovered the Native-Americans and settled a new continet.

Now twice as enraged I invented the smile, finger tips, stop signs as well as the written word (in every form) and uprooted several red woods to construct a might club (and construct I did). The Mecha-Gavin responded in kind by discovering how to transmute lead to gold and converting his own fists into shiny golden boxing gloves (at the same time inventing the sport and damaging brains the world over). We duked it out and I taught blind men to read and little boys how to throw rocks in windows. After a mighty battle that created many rifts and valleys in the Earth I scraped my knee and began to cry, creating the first oceans, rivers, and lakes (pretty much making water).

After that I took a break and founded the Illuminati, organized the Shadow Goverment, programmed the Carnivore, and shot JFK from the grassy knoll. After a long while of secretly ruling the world I resumed my battle and lost. Mecha-Gavin spared me though (being ten times as kind) and stripped me of my powers and trapped me in the body of a small child who was just born. He though was also TEN TIMES AS WEAK as me at this point and collapsed into a pile of metal when he had his window broken by a small boy with a rock (the window was in his knee by the way).

Having indirectly defeated Mecha-Gavin I then aged into a 16 year old boy and joined this forum. I am currently working on getting my former size and power back. It's all history from here on.

I'm going to assume you guys all realise that it was spam like what you've all been posting that got the coffee shop shut down the first time, so i'd advise you stop.
(Yeah, i have to be all responsible and stuff now )

Ehh I have to second that....or Wolfie has to show his moderating-skills.....

Anyways..it´s friday evening here and that is always nice...a long weekend ahead, if it weren´t for the cleaning and washing it´d be all wonderful!

*serves coffee, tea, hot chocolate....and brownies*

Can i have some spam with my brownies Minkey? ;)

mmmmmmmmmm..........Brownies.
Spam isn't tasty though
Man, it's good to be free of school for the weekend. It'll be nice to get more than 6-6 and a 1/2 hours of sleep a night
............possibly i should go to bed earlier and get more sleep, but my body has leanred to function with what i get

Agreed..but if Darkie wants some Spam he should have it!

Yes that sleep.....I do not get enough of that stuff....and it seems that there is no chance I´ll ever get !

For the time being I´m devastated because I apparently have mislaid my daughter´s keys.....and I´ve been searching for them for almost 3 days now and they are nowhere to be found!

Guess how happy she is with me?

I hate wen keys get lost. Very not fun for all involved. It happened to a guy i know when my school did a battle of the bands. The principal gave him the keys for basically every room in the school, and he lost them. He spent about 20 minutes running around the place frantically, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, before he eventaully found them.

Oh and i'm guessing your daughter is a little upset ;)

I just order my pen tablet for my PC.

Wacom Intuos 3 9"x12" I am so excited. So look forward to seeing some photoshop work in the near future everyone.

Well mayb not, as some content will be questionable. if you would like to recieve notification when I complete any drawing, then PM me.

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Jan 13 2006, 09:29 PM

Very.....?

And Megil, I would like to be one of the ones notified.

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Jan 13 2006, 09:37 PM

What Danny said......I would also like to be notified!.... Looking forward to see your work Megil!

Ooh, excersising of rules and regulations. Its so, its, should have sent a poet.

I'm sorry about that Wolfie, I was just joking and then they took it too far *points in the direction of they*.

Well, the weekends upon us and the Canadian election neers. Wait, aren't there only two canadians here? And does anyone care enough to know our prime minister's name? But for now, lets leave the weekend free of rapid questions. Man, this week went really fast and has been really enjoyable now that The Colbert Report is doing new episodes again. By the way, the fact that Bears are dangerous is filled with Truthyness.

EDITZORZ!!!1! Please alert me too Megil, I've always loved your work, and I'm using one as a background.

This post has been edited by Red: Jan 13 2006, 09:48 PM

so far I have:

Dantrag
Minque
Red.

anyone else either make a post or PM me and I'll add you to the list.

Add me to the list, please, Megil.



Thanks.

Oh, by the way, am I too late for the brownies?

This post has been edited by gamer10: Jan 13 2006, 10:44 PM

If you classify what I wqas saying as spam, then I classify the entire fan-fiction section as spam, because honestly, why not start from an original idea?

Hehe..No Gamer, there are some more left, help ypurself!

Huh? you call Trey and the other great stories spam???? Really!!!

That's your art, and lying about myself is my art.

I find it rather surprising (yes this is a change of the conversation) to find out what others really think of you. Today I found out that other people not only think I'm insanely smart (yay), but that I am extremely nice as well. On top of all that, I was asked why I was so shy, which sort of surprised me, and my math teacher didn't assign any homework.

I've had a very happy day, and I thought I'd share the joy.

So, I brought some pudding.

In math class, I got to spend an hour trying to put an augmented matrix into reduced echelon formon a test. Loads of fun. I think half my brain died today...

BTW, what happened to the wink smiley?

I'm going to like, Florida in like, a hour. Short notice, but better than no notice, eh? I'll be gone for a week.

See you folks in a week, cya!

Have fun, Bring a swimsuit. It's hot over there.