Mugger: "Give me all your money or i'll beat the hell out of you"
Oblivion Player: "Aaaah! Summon storm atronach! Summon storm atronach! SUMMON DAMNIT! Flash bolt! TGM! TGM!"

My thing;


I was looking at the kitchen knife i was using to cut my ham and thought to myself i'll have to get a mod for bigger daggers...

I wish I had money for this soda...
>_> <_<
player dot additem zero zero zero zero zero f 1.00

Dang console! Never works!

walked outside in the day time, and instantly ran back in screaming about the sun burning my flesh.

i'm live at night though, might have something to do with it.

I got one:

After I booted my computer so my little sister could play I fell back to sleep. When I woke up about three hours later my first thought was. "Oh shoot I forgot to buy arrows back in Chorrol." Got a little scared there for a moment cause i was dreaming about being in a Fort ruin totally filled with Maruaders(sp?).

I've been dreaming about it most nights
Last night I dreamt an OB-type bear was mauling me but I kept fighting it because I was keeping it away from my dark elf wife

Been there...

A sign?

When you correct people that their weird sign is missing two 'zero's.

when you are sudenly awoken in the night and stab your mom in the chest.

i am currently in a corectional facility

??
Real/OB? Are you in a correctional facility for real, or just in OB?

I think it's a sign you need help, if not that you've played too much OB.

i think it may be one of these things referred to as a ....a....a joke?

Well, so was my response

However, it really wasn't clear exactly what Dirox was referring to....
And besides, they DO give incarcerated persons internet access in most states....

the proof is in your avatar.

yeah, they do. under supervision and all that. there are even prisoner work programs where they work with computers taking service calls for cell phone customers

on two different side notes-

I'm really happy to have found this forum, even if it's only been a few weeks. you people have made a really good comunity and it feels welcoming. glad you haven't given me the boot yet

and #2: huzzah! huzzah! the medicine my dentist gave me for the pain is finally starting to work. i had two crowns and two root canals today *OWIE* so glad i can fully close my mouth and maybe even talk a little

This post has been edited by softwhisper: Apr 19 2006, 07:40 PM

Glad to have you here - enjoy (I'm new too)!

Let's see.... I know another.
It took me so long to figure out how to display things properly in my Skingrad cases that I woke up yesterday and tried to walk to my hallway in my *real* house to look at it!

How do you display things properly???

Welcome to the forums you two.

With 360, you use the left bumper - if you're careful where you grasp the item, you can get it to lay down the way you want..... (EDIT: as I can see you already know from the discussion on the drag feature). Not a great method, but it's what we have...

I came here shortly before the release of OB and have really enjoyed the folks here so far!

This post has been edited by Furious_George: Apr 20 2006, 03:05 PM

When you are afraid of going in the sewers, as they might be filled with Goblins...

Wondering how long time it will be before you level up....happens tome all the time...

When you start calling peeps thing as "Fetcher" or "N'wha"...

if you steal something, and the police comes, you drop your loot, and ask if you can pay the fine...thinking "heh, I'll juts pick up my loot later"...I still dont know why that doesn't work...

You try to go into the sewers often eh tellie?

Hehe...I'd rather not talk about it...

Oh, something else, is when you're late for work, you begin to rummage trough your closet, or drawer, looking for a Scroll of Icarian flight...no seriously I did actually do that once...I was late, and I was quite moody yet,so I started actually yelling "where is the damn scroll"....I know stupid huh...