Ahhahahah! ROFL! This is just funny.


Lol! I have talked to this guy but never heard him say anything like that
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The only funny thing I've seen so far was a zombie that I killed and it layed in a very awkard positition, lol, it had it's one leg up towards the cealing, looked really goofy, made me wonder if it was dead or just pretending to be dead

Yeah well,when you stand in front of him (just stand,don't talk) he starts singing this

That I shall :)

I remember when I first saw him singing his weird song. I went "Ok, see you later" and quietly moved on trying to avoid this guy. He was too strange for my preferences.

My fav one was the silly khajiit I taped swinging around on the roof by his tail, dont believe me? See for your self:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGIledGj0w

I was doing the Dark Brotherhood Quest... the one where you have to kill everybody in a house... so I entered and talked to this old lady... i said my baby was sick ... so i went up the stairs and sneaked to see if i was being seen...
then this dark elf women sat down with a book in her hands. next to her chair was a small table... with a LOT of ale bottles.. so she was reading... and eeh... i shot an arrow right between her eyes ( no really I DID !! ) so the book fell on the floor and then her head and arms fell on the table... so she´s there with an arrow in her head, I remove it and she´s got all these bottles around her head and in her hand... it was like she was drunk!

Then the old lady, who I was talking to earlier, walked towards her.. so and she looked at it for a few seconds. Meanwhile i went up the stairs again, so she wouldn´t see me. The moment she turned around... i shot an arrow in her head.... welll..... actually .. in her mouth so she´s laying there being dead with an arrow in her throat...

lol

This happened this morning while I was working on the last few quests for the Thieves Guild.

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Anyway, I was working on the quest where you go to retrieve the Arrow of Extrication from the mage in Bravil. Unfortunately, he kept catching me whenever I tried to sneak around in his tower. I couldn't kill him, because I was a member of the Mages Guild, and I would get kicked out.

So, instead, I creatively 'assisted' him in committing suicide. I lured him to the top of his tower and dodged around as he wasted his staff charges and blew all his magicka, and eventually went to melee me. I was very particular about not striking him. Getting him with his back to the three-story drop in the middle of the tower, I simply gave him a few gentle nudges until he slipped over the side. Ahhhhh.. Radiant.

Oh, I almost forgot. I came across another rather amusing sight at the Skingrad Mages guild. I was going there for my recommendation quest, and I just happened to come across a bed with a sleeping mage on it.. only.. he wasn't alone! No! Right there in bed with him.. was another sleeping man! I nearly choked on my Mountain Dew.

Now I regret getting the game for Xbox 360, rather than upgrading my PC for it. I would have liked nothing more than to take a few screenshots and send them to Jack Thompson in an e-mail under the subject line, "Oblivion - Secret Gay Content!!1!"

And yes, the 1 is intentional.

I wonder if he'd sue.

Know whats both sad and funny at the same time?

I was about level two on one of my non-main characters, and i had 100 conjuration so i could kill anything with a lich (conjuration = not main skill)
I was standing in back of a bandit, and the lich shot an ice ball at the bandit, so the bandit moves and i die and keep rolling down a hill, and the lich is chasing after me, so the bandit runs after the lich and jumps over it only to die right on top of me.

*spoiler alert*

I'm just a common 3-leveled hand-to-hand guy. I was in Anvil's lighthouse, and was soon going to end the game. So, I decided to have some fun. I setted difficulty to 0 and saved. Then I cunningly sneaked to the lighthousemaster, stole some kind of a key to the cellar.

And so, me in all my innocence walked down and opened the door. And what do I see? A dead dog. Interesting? Yes. Creepy? Yes. And so I walked in. There I encountered several dead bodies (including a sheep). That was when I realized that I was dealing with a multiple homicide. I decided to take the law in my own hands.

So, I headed back up. There he was, the evil honoured user. I decided to execute him slowly by my fists. I beat him down. He went unconcious. He woke up again. Beat him again. And again. And again. I ended up chopping him with my cutlass and mumbling: "Why... Can't... You... Die... You... Son... Of... A umbrella seller!" On the last one I powerstriked.

Finally, I gave up, deciding he was immortal and worthy of my worship. He didn't even mind speaking with me afterwards!

When I went to my friends house to play oblivion I stole this horse accidently... and it just happened to be that a guard was walking like two feet away from me so as a result I ended up in jail... and inside my cage was another convic... so I said what the hell... so I punched him... and then all of the sudden a guard comes running in and he starts attacking the dude I just punched and he had just left the door open... so I ran out... and then I start looking for a evidence chest to get my gear back so I go through this one door and it lead me to a huge dining room filled with guards... and withing the second they were all over me... so I said... damn... and they threw me back in the same cage I was in before only that this time there was corpse in it...and thats the funniest thing that has happened to me in Oblivion...

LOL Mazelure!

Yeh, I thought that was pretty hilarious too and somehow sounds just like Mazelure!

If they had any sense they'd just let him outa jail for good conduct before he assasinates all his cell mates out of boredom ...

I once wore the dark brotherhood gloves that give chameleon and walked around outside. Then, my hhealth went down to half in a very short time. It took me a while to realize the gloves gave burning damage. I spent the time healing, jumping around, and expressing my hate of glitches.

It appears he's using his finger to read 'blind font', but it still made me chuckle...

Lol. I've seen them read before as well... Kinda defeats the purpose. Still great though.

I think the things the blind moth priest say are funny. Like, when you're sneaking around them and they say, "It must be my eyes playing tricks on me."

My funniest incident would have to be in Anvil.... I think.... But it may inquire as to a small spoiler.....


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I was on th "Save the rats" quest, that you get in the Fighters guild. I did the quest and when I returned the lady is still freaking out that there is another lion in her basement. I sneak into the basement, take out my bow and fire. (I am currently using a daedric bow atk: 19) I was a little off target and the arrow sticks into the lions tail. He rears up and then falls over, landing on top of one of the rats. I check it to get my arrow back and when I view the lion all four of his legs are twitching wildly....... as a rat is under him, looking at me..........

I think it's a bug or something. When I did the quest, both of the lions stayed there, twitching and moving. It was rather sad, actually.

Rofl. I had a moment like this
I was playing my Ranger character with the Complete Ranger mod on, and I go to dive rock. I jumped off the edge and called for my pet wolf to come, and he leapt right over my head and sailed about 100 foot down a cliff

oh and btw mazelure, which town did you get imprisoned in? ive been trying to find one with another prisoner is for ages.

This post has been edited by Duncan Frost: May 23 2006, 09:29 PM