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| Ibis |
 Jun 2 2006, 02:59 PM
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 Mouth  Joined: 30-March 06 From: Florida Moon-filled Sleepless Nights  |
ROFLMAO!!! Foster!!
When did they reign in our right to go psycho to only 5 days a month? As to pagan rituals - you don't consider 3 or 4 shelves worth of hair and body products to be a pagan ritual - - to ourselves? I have candles but never light them, they still smell good.  -------------------- |
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| canis216 |
Jun 2 2006, 03:48 PM
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 Knower  Joined: 28-March 06 From: Desert canyons without end. |
63. But I'm more manipulative in practice than in theory...
-------------------- Read about Always-He-Lingers-in-the-Sun, a Blades assassin, in Killing in the Emperor's Name and The Dark Operation. And elsewhere.
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| Khajiit Overlord Rainer |
Jun 2 2006, 04:21 PM
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 Finder  Joined: 28-April 06 From: Riverhold, Elsweyr |
QUOTE(Ibis @ Jun 2 2006, 01:44 AM) Darn!! Bofra you're too smart for me. Who'm I gonna get now for my evil takeover plans??  The only way Rainer can see "evil takeover" from Ibis is that we all start posting teeheehee's or write in colour in every post  Other than that, The only way you can see "Ibis" and "Evil" in the same sentence is that "Cannot possibly be" is in between. Your just too nice to be evil. --------------------  |
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| Foster |
Jun 2 2006, 04:21 PM
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 Finder Joined: 24-March 06 From: Bradford, UK |
Suck up.
-------------------- I hate the mice from Bagpuss. Never trust rodents with DIY skills.
"We will fix it, we will fix, we will stick it with glue, glue, glue, we will stickle it, every little bit of it, we will fix it like new, new new." ::SQUISH:: |
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| Khajiit Overlord Rainer |
Jun 2 2006, 04:24 PM
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Finder Joined: 28-April 06 From: Riverhold, Elsweyr |
QUOTE(Foster @ Jun 2 2006, 09:21 AM) Suck up. Eh...It's they way Rainer lives  He is the most likely candidate in his family to be strangled by his father, so being smart-mouthed and rebellous gets Rainer in alot of trouble.  -------------------- |
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| HyPN0 |
Jun 2 2006, 04:45 PM
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 Knower Joined: 20-March 06 |
QUOTE(Foster @ Jun 2 2006, 05:21 PM) Suck up. There is no need of being rude. -------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato  |
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| Kiln |
 Jun 2 2006, 05:55 PM
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Forum Bard  Joined: 22-June 05 From: Balmora, Eight Plates |
QUOTE(Foster @ Jun 2 2006, 10:39 AM) You forgot how we love it when you berate us for leaving the toilet seat up (it works both ways - up for us, down for you, it's not hard), or how women seem to have this right to go psycho for 5 days every month, or how we love it when you insist on mapreading in a car and get us lost, or the wonders of being asked to buy the nasty-woman-thing when we're at the supermarket (that's just gross), or how you only seem to need the toilet when we're about to leave, and then you spend five minutes in there (or worse, when you go to the toilet in PACKS - why can't you go on your own? This is why the women queues are longer!), or, my personal favorite, how you insist on wearing high heels, and then insist on moaning about how much your feet hurt all night. And what the hell is it about candles and baths? You're like a bunch of pyromaniacs. It's a bath. Just sit in it. You don't need to surround yourself with fire as though it's some kind of pagan ritual.  -there's no way to fit enough of these smilies to describe how funny that was. Sadly, its all so true....  No offense to the ladies here because come on, you know its true. This post has been edited by Kiln: Jun 2 2006, 05:56 PM -------------------- He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Lord DoomsDay |
Jun 2 2006, 10:19 PM
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 Evoker Joined: 18-May 06 From: Pta. South Africa. Ya we have Computers |
My master of the universe score is...... 62?
O' Well, geus im more humane than I thought.  N E case, Ibis evil? You never know, Hitler started out as a house painter. teeheeheee What the hell is that teehee doing here?  THEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEE!!!!!!! OH'NO!!! THE IBIS WORLD INVASION HAS BEGUN!!! RUN CHILDREN RRRUUUNNNN  This post has been edited by Lord DoomsDay: Jun 2 2006, 10:21 PM -------------------- There is nothing so magical as a good bite on the boat,
it made all other concerns, no matter how heavy or sorrowfull, disappear like smoke. - Wizard and glass - The Dark Tower  |
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| Foster |
Jun 3 2006, 12:53 AM
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Finder Joined: 24-March 06 From: Bradford, UK |
Invasion? Blast. Someone call the Orinithologists, and maybe resurrect Alfred Hitchcock. He'd know what to do.
Or get Rainer. Cat's eat birds, right?  -------------------- I hate the mice from Bagpuss. Never trust rodents with DIY skills.
"We will fix it, we will fix, we will stick it with glue, glue, glue, we will stickle it, every little bit of it, we will fix it like new, new new." ::SQUISH:: |
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| 1234king |
 Jun 3 2006, 05:24 AM
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Knower Joined: 23-February 06 From: kelowna, b.c |
ahhhhh women, they're just another hand in your pocket. but then again, i guess it's worth it
"edit" ooops sry did the smiley wrong This post has been edited by 1234king: Jun 3 2006, 05:25 AM -------------------- Sigs are stupid!
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| Fethenwen |
Jun 3 2006, 07:29 AM
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 Agent Joined: 23-March 06 From: Conan is our God :P |
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jun 2 2006, 06:55 PM) -there's no way to fit enough of these smilies to describe how funny that was. Sadly, its all so true.... No offense to the ladies here because come on, you know its true. Yes, but... we wouldn't be women anymore if we didn't do all that now would we?  -------------------- |
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| Ibis |
Jun 3 2006, 07:46 AM
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Mouth Joined: 30-March 06 From: Florida Moon-filled Sleepless Nights |
ROFLMAO!!!
Ahahaha .... I can hardly stay in my chair I'm laughing so hard!! You guys are cracking me UP!! Rainer is so nice and that was a wonderful invasion to picture and then Foster's Suckup was priceless. Not to mention the threat of getting an ornithologist! All I can say is .... TEE HEE HEEE HEEE HEEEE!! This post has been edited by Ibis: Jun 3 2006, 01:54 PM -------------------- |
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| Pisces |
Jun 3 2006, 11:42 AM
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 Knower Joined: 20-November 05 From: New Zealand |
Don't let her fool you! She has me in a cage under her bed and she is trying to fatten me up so she can harvest my scales for her fishscale armour! Not that I mind being over fed and a cage is a welcome change from a glass bowl.
I know of Ibis's evils. Now Ibis, what did you throw out of a hotel window while visiting your long distance boyfriend? And did that object happen to land on someone? Of course I am especially good at bring out the dark side in Ibis, evil is just so much more fun, and explosions look pretty. This post has been edited by Pisces: Jun 3 2006, 11:42 AM |
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| Ibis |
Jun 3 2006, 01:32 PM
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Mouth Joined: 30-March 06 From: Florida Moon-filled Sleepless Nights |
ARRRrrrGGggghhh!!! !!!!....the hotel window...!!!
OMG - are you psychic fish or did I actually tell you that story?? *Note_to_self : Stop drinking absinthe and clacking away on the keyboards to New Zealand late at night. **Secret_Note_to_self : The fish is dangerous. He could blackmail me. Triple food rations & only dance like Ozzy, less energy. Oh Pisces is right - I do keep him under my bed and the squished mess is going to be one blabby fishguts among my pink & lavender fluffy slippers. I am fattening him up nicely & I make him dance for dinner like Michael Jackson in his little fishcage. He's my little Thriller .... Ibis gets out tapemeasure to measure scales. muahahaha weally ... I'm not all that bad.  -------------------- |
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| jack cloudy |
Jun 3 2006, 06:12 PM
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 Master  Joined: 11-February 06 From: In a cold place. |
74.
Well what can I say in my defense? Umm...............caution and a healthy dose of paranoia can keep you alive. (At least I seem to be the only one of my age group in the neighbourhood who never broke any bones before. Though that might have more to do with not trying all those stupid stunts the teachers want us to do during physical education aka: how to get yourself seriously injured while doing a healthy thing on a patch of grass.) And when I'm watching movies I always like villains more then the heroes. Too bad that most villains are utter fools. -------------------- Fabulous hairneedle attack! I'm gonna be bald before I hit twenty.
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| 1234king |
Jun 3 2006, 06:47 PM
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Knower Joined: 23-February 06 From: kelowna, b.c |
QUOTE(Ibis @ Jun 3 2006, 05:32 AM) ARRRrrrGGggghhh!!! !!!!....the hotel window...!!! OMG - are you psychic fish or did I actually tell you that story?? *Note_to_self : Stop drinking absinthe and clacking away on the keyboards to New Zealand late at night. **Secret_Note_to_self : The fish is dangerous. He could blackmail me. Triple food rations & only dance like Ozzy, less energy. Oh Pisces is right - I do keep him under my bed and the squished mess is going to be one blabby fishguts among my pink & lavender fluffy slippers. I am fattening him up nicely & I make him dance for dinner like Michael Jackson in his little fishcage. He's my little Thriller .... Ibis gets out tapemeasure to measure scales. muahahaha weally ... I'm not all that bad. MY GOD, i will try to save you pisces. but in the meen time i would like to hear this hotel window story. -------------------- Sigs are stupid!
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| Ibis |
Jun 3 2006, 08:48 PM
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Mouth Joined: 30-March 06 From: Florida Moon-filled Sleepless Nights |
Never!! ... screamed the Ibis
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| HyPN0 |
Jun 3 2006, 09:16 PM
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Knower Joined: 20-March 06 |
This is the most intresting offtopic ever!
I should probably mind, but please carry on... I need some good humor! -------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato |
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| Lord DoomsDay |
 Jun 3 2006, 09:33 PM
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Evoker Joined: 18-May 06 From: Pta. South Africa. Ya we have Computers |
WAIT A SEC!!!! That was you that threw that at me from the hotel?
All I know is I was walking along minding my own bissnes when I heard some colorfull tjurping and when I looked up this HUGE TV set came down on me! From that day on I thought all swallows where out to get me.  -------------------- There is nothing so magical as a good bite on the boat,
it made all other concerns, no matter how heavy or sorrowfull, disappear like smoke. - Wizard and glass - The Dark Tower |
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| Ibis |
Jun 3 2006, 09:45 PM
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Mouth Joined: 30-March 06 From: Florida Moon-filled Sleepless Nights |
hahaha .. LordDoomsDay!
HyPNO, I can't believe you are letting this madness go on. I will stuff the little fish in the cage further under my bed and he will be no trouble to anyone. UNLESS ........ nice mister puddy-tat man in a tophat, be yee hungry for a nice fishey dinner?? ....... Cats do after all eat nasty blabby fish!! I will let him out of his cage and into your tracks, HyPNO This post has been edited by Ibis: Jun 4 2006, 01:04 AM -------------------- |
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