Wurlon: What´s awkward with our ciffee-shop???

Doomed: I can´t see no avatar in your posts........

And avvie-trends are quite amusing.....IMO

Eh I didn't know what was going on... felt like I was talking to myself.

Ello all. been gone for a bit I have. went to Wilmington Nc for a few weeks to visit and sign my lease. But I am now back and can once again have time to visit the forum.

Omg, you went to North Carolina and didn't visit Dantrag? Oh you are gonna hear it! Doesn't Trey live there too. Nope, wait .. he lives in High Rock. But welcome back to Megil and welcome back to Milanius too.

I love our little coffeeshop, especially the cute bartender and the cappucino he serves me. I think it has Kalua in it, or maybe it is Chamborg. Quite tasty anyway.

Say has anyone visited the official Elder Scrolls website forums since they had that virus problem? I'd like to know when it is safe to go back there. I found an email address at the main page of TES and sent them an email requesting that they let me know when their virus was solved, but of course I haven't heard from them. I kinda didn't expect to but thought it was worth the try.

Thief? Who you callin' a thief? I'm an Assassin. Thieves generally pride themselves on not taking lives, only in taking valuables. Assassins would kill pirates for enough gold, or revenge. Yeah dont tick off an Assassin.

**Eyes Captain Jack Sparrow ominously**

I drink another cup o' coffee. Waiting for someone to begin an interesting conversation.

Oh? Ten thousand pardons! First I call Captain Jack Sparrow just Jack Sparrow .. forgetting his Captain title which Doom corrected me on and now I've managed to piss off an assassin. Why an I laughing at the spelling of that word? I did spell it right, didn't I? It is actually so funny when you pull it apart. Oops, Black Hand is still here ....

This post has been edited by Ibis: Jul 20 2006, 08:50 AM

naw, not pissed off. More like a tad bit miffed. Besides, I could never harm anyone here, you're all like family. Now some other forums however......(Silently fingers hilt of his Daedric Dagger.)

Ahh so glad to hear we are all family ... good vibes. Yes, I know what you mean about some forums, especially ones that spread viruses to computers. Grrrr Just finished with a reformat myself at the end of last month, not gonna go through that again. I look forward to reformats like pulling teeth!

Is that a request for an Honorable Writ of Execution against the official ES Forums? Hmmmm. It will be my greatest work yet, it will take months of planning and flawless execution. It will take all my skill and talents.

I'll do it.

But my asking price is Ten-Thousand Septims.

I will make a mod with a chest containing 10,000 septims and send it to you. Will that be okay?

Only if the Chest itself is modded to be worth Ten Thousand gold as well. And throw in a Daedric Longbow, 300 Silver Arrows, and a dual-wield mod with a Daedric Katana and Wakizashi, and then.....sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

(Clutches Amulet of Shadows and dissapears into the night.)

Okay... I'm going to be over here ----------->
.-..................----------...........-----------------But seriously, pirates have
....--------........-------.......--------...---------...No such codes to live by
------.......---------.........--------......-----.....--Unlike you poor assassins,
------.......---------.......----------........-----.....Always pretending to deserve
-------.........------------........-------.......-------honor when you're just a lazy
---------.......------....------..........-----.......----man's thief.

Megil lives in NC, so he's safe. and Trey lives in Tennessee I believe.

DISCLAIMER!!! The following is only a joke! It is no way intended to be
a threat of any kind, merely intended as a humourous response to DoomedOnes
joke about assassins. I am replying in the semi-roleplaying spirit
of the forums unoffical Assassin. If anyone out there is REALLY REALLY sensitive
I will delete this post, otherwise if you have a sense of humour, please enjoy.

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DoomedOne

The afore-mentioned personage has been marked for
honorable execution in accordance to the lawful tradition
and practice of the Morag Tong Guild.
The Bearer of this non-disputable document
has official sanctioned license
to kill the afore-mentioned personage.

Yes, love, very pretty now if you'll excuse me I have wenches to attend to.

You guys get wenches? Dang....(Considers Career change.)

I ambled into the coffee shop, clutching a notebook, quills and ink close to myself as to avoid them getting wet from the storm brewing outside.

I shook off the water from me and muttered about how terrible the weather has been lately.

Taking a seat, I ordered an iced cappacino as I strewn my writing apparati across the table.

"Hopefully I don't spill any ink on anyone," I muttered aloud as my drink arrived. Taking a sip and smiling, I began to ponder the next phase of my Fanfic to write.

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Decided to act like a Scribe, hope you enjoyed it. Anyways, I just felt like bragging, since I now possess a status symbol, a cellphone. Pay As You Go is a pretty nice plan, less hassle it seems.

This post has been edited by The Metal Mallet: Jul 20 2006, 09:36 PM

Ibis sends over some tasty glazed doughnuts to The Metal Mallet's table seeing that he has great taste and orders her favorite beverage iced. She is also a very curious wading bird and wonders what he is so busily writing with his feather quill ... wait .. feather quill! Where'd he get that?? *Looks down & inspects own feather plummage*

I'm glad to hear you got a pay as you go pay phone, Mallet. We have that and it works out very well. The only thing I miss about a landline is that my house phone is a wireless phone that is a beautiful color of purple. I stll leave it sitting on my purple-computer desk since everything else is that color too.

I nod in Ibis' direction in appreciation of receiving some glazed doughnuts and decide to order her an iced cappacino as well. I hope that getting her the drink will make up for plucking a couple of fine quills from her plummage from the last time I conversed with her.

I judged by her curious look that she was interested in what I was writing so I lifted up the notebook displaying the title: "Plans for Bloodlust: Rough Drafts" by The Metal Mallet.


Hopefully I'll get an update later tonight. Right now I don't have the resources to do that at work. Just reading some Feist since the drive-thru is slow due to the rain.

Why did you have a Morag Tong Writ Of Execution... when you are Dark Brotherhood?

But as always fellow assassin, there is no need to answer. Sithis tells me what I need to know, and no more.