I need not a Morag Tong to sick me on an enemy, leash in hand, for I kill for anyone with a tasty treat.

Sorry, I've been watching alot of assasin movies lately and renting the latest Hitman didn't help either. Good game, by the way. Definate rent. So how was everyone while I was gone?

PS. Commondore Norrington sketch FTW.

*Stumbles in*

Hello all. Just got back (well, got back on monday, but the jet lag was awful, and Rainer had two morning parades back-to-back :dead:) His pictures are currently in development and should be ready for tomorrow.


Finally Rainer can post in the "Real Images" thread!

As well as some of Rainer's bandmates and staff And some cute fluffy animals too

This post has been edited by Khajiit Overlord Rainer: Jul 21 2006, 05:59 AM

Sweeeeeet I've got myspace going... but I have no clue how to get cool wallpaper/backgrounds or anything, anyone know how? -.-

Well, cya in 3 weeks folks, i'm going away til the 12th August so i wont be able to get online again til i get back

Aww.... three WEEKS? That's so long! Where are you going?

Byyiiee ... and behave yourself for 3 weeks. At least don't do anything that your Chorrolmates wouldn't do. Ohhh, that leaves the door pretty well wide open, doesn't it? But HAVE FUN wherever you are going!

Oh I forgot- Wurlon, I too am trying to find out how to customize MySpace with wallpaper, music, etc. If you do find out first please let me know. I was going to ask Doomed, but his Space is absolutely frightening .. you explode upon impact if you aren't ready for it. teeheeheeheheehe

This post has been edited by Ibis: Jul 21 2006, 08:20 AM

Don't do anything which is mentioned in one of many secret stories about Ibis, there is a story for pretty much everything which you shouldn't do. So as long as you don't follow Ibis's footsteps you'll be fine.

This post has been edited by Pisces: Jul 21 2006, 09:33 AM

Ibis, you should check out my myspace now, it's waaaaaaay cooler and easier to follow.

And... I will tell anyone who PMs me about it, but you'll owe me a favor.

Okay I'm gonna check out your space Doomed. I will PM you - then I owe you a favor? Yowl, I already owe Black Hand a favor - for a small assignment - which I am actually enjoying greatly. And ahhhhhh Pisces has found yet another way to lure me into his bidding besides the spice eyes ... but if laws are the same in NZ as they are in America, I now know your real age fish!

Yes well - I suppose I could write a book on what not to do, but I've had a long eventful life. Let's see, stay away from hotel windows, don't believe $100 dance contest signs, ummm, don't be 3 girls surfing in front of a whole line of male surfers, don't play marbles in traffic, that about covers it. Unless Pisces can dig up more dirt that I've forgotten - are you reading old posts at GamingGoneWrong? How do you remember all this stuff anyways that I can't even remember?

I do still have all our old MSN conversations, haven't been looking through them though, I just have a good memory, though I could refresh it by having a little read through our conversations, and of course there is more dirt, perhaps you should mention what you've been sending to a ~27 year old Scottish.

And the laws are different here, besides you don't know how long I got it, it could be a couple of months ago for all you know, I think I got it when I was 16, he didn't check for ID though so it wouldn't matter.

OMG...my boat is so sunk! Why didn't you tell me this before? How can you have saved all that from so long ago, and we were just so silly back then. Not mature and sensible like now Well, I am now owned by a high-teen something New Zealand goldfish swimming in frantic circles in a crossboned cat-fishbowl. Oh woe is me. Now I may actually have to get a writ put out or something.

Now Pisces be sensible. Nobody wants to hear this stuff. Just forget it, k???? Thanks for reminding me though. It is time now for Funky's present ... it'll be Scottish Christmas in July in 4 more days. Gotta get it packaged nice to send. I'll make sure to mention you too.

Ibis +Black Hand ----------->Pisces = <-----$$$$$$$....

There is a need to answer. For I am Morag Tong, sworn enemy of all Dark Brotherhood Brothers and Sisters.
The Name 'Black Hand' was used prior to Oblivion's release and before I knew of the ruling body of the Dark Brotherhood. (Really cool name though!)

The name black hand in my case comes from a spell in Morrowind. Don't beleive me? Go to the Ald'Ruhn Mages guild, talk to the goateed Breton who is standing there in front of you when you first enter. Now check out his selection of spells...HaHA!

Plus: Black Hands Dagger. Black Hands Mephala. Eno Hlaalu asking me if it is time for this sanguine token to be returned to Mephala's Black Hands.

So Sithis-Lover.... the funny thing is...I don't even need a writ for Dark Brotherhood. Only Kayla is hands-off however, the Grandmaster and the Listener never go after one another. Teo master Assassins in a battle to kill one another. It would probably be the both of them sneaking behind a wall, knowing that the other one was there, but also knowing what the next move would be, so they both end up starving to death be unable to move. XD

Yes! Rainer has the pictures!

Although some shoe his fingers

Alright dears I've been keeping this in far long enough.

The Dark brotherhood is a false organization, Sithis is an ancient God, far to ancient a relic, and far to consumed in true darkness to bother with the affairs of mortals... at all. His children, the aedra and the daedra do that. He is the darkness that completes the light. I'm not saying a cult such as the dark brotherhood isn't allowed to worship him... just that nothing a mortal could do would appease him, and that he doesn't take sides, he doesn't feed off bloodlust and murder and hatred, and he certainly doesn't tell an old ghost-lady what to do.

Watches as his irrefutable logic takes hold, to fend off the assassins that might be after him

(That's how a real pirate rids an assassin. And yes, blackie, I know you're Morag Tong and the above doesn't apply to you)

*Black Hand nods and smiles at DoomedOne and hands him some rum*

I of course knew that. the DB is more or less a death cult, Morag Tong as everyone knows worships Mephala, whom is the Daedra of Murder, Sex and Secrets. What could be more interesting in life than that? (Except the Murder part, that's generally a no-no.)

*Black Hand also rescinds the Writ on DoomedOne. True thats not in the protocol of the Tong, but thats what you get when you promote an outlander to the Grandmaster. *

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Jul 22 2006, 07:45 AM

I like the new sig.

*robs black hand*

By the way, never trust a pirate

*Black Hand is robbed*

Oh yeah? Never Trust an assassin!

*Reaches for back-up writ*

Damn! He stole that too!

*Grumbles and makes his way to local Morag Tong Guildhouse with 1000 Drakes to get a new writ*

*trips black hand up and runs away* Never trust a fish.

I'm so sleepy, went to bed far to late last night and had to get up early (for a student) to go tree planting. Great day tree planting though, perfect weather.

Aye, getting up early for work indeed is disheartening, especially if it's the weekend. In fact, I had to do that today, fortunately for myself, I'm the only one back here so I can listen to what I want on the Boom Box and I have internet access.

Hopefully the rain gets here early, I won't have too many customers than and can be extremely lazy. I would take a nap if I truely believed I wouldn't have any customers... ohwell.


Update: Wow, just had a 30 second downpour and then the rain completely stopped. Odd.

This post has been edited by The Metal Mallet: Jul 22 2006, 04:08 PM

*Pulls out custom silenced 9mm with hair trigger and lightweight plastic body*

Never trust an assasin, thats how you became unemployed.

Sorry, just rewatched Le Samourai. Best, French movie, ever. I highly recomend it to anyone who likes movies, though it isn't an action packed thrill-ride extravaganza (but it is suprisingly loose for a 60's film). My favourite line is when an enemy hitman is about to shoot Jef (the main character, and he keeps asking who sent the hitman. After a while he finally tells Jef who did, and He simply says "thats how you became unemployed" before killing the hitman.

Also, I saw Clerks 2. Also highly recomended for any Kevin smith fans, but you would have had to seen and enjoyed number 1 to like it.