Yeah, it pays to wear shoes when you jumping out a glass window. I don't think many people are calling you a heretic because it seems not drinking coffee or hot chocolate is fairly common here. However I drink coffee, tea and hot chocolate so thats why I building a pyre below you.



*gets dragged out by the men in white labcoats while screaming "No mental institution can hold me!!"*

*shakes his head ruefully*

So many zany antics from all the crazy people lately. Tis quite strange....

*takes a sip of his hot chocolate from the skull of a Dremora*

Mmmmm Tasty!

*text messages Mallet while running through a backalley*

Look who's talking, you were hysterical a few minutes ago, coward!

*Scoops up a a couple of silenced SMGs from a cluster of incompacitated FBI agents*

I love government weapons.......

(To ShogunSniper) Hammerfell's interior is mostly desert, as is the northern part of Elsweyr, I think.

Lots of posting since I've last checked in here... and zaniness.

I'm also a non coffee-drinker, if anyone's interested. And if anyone throws a donut at me I'll crush them, much like Numidium crushed the denizens of Summerset Isle back in the day.

Yeah, I've got giant god-robot skills like that.

i just recieved one, but i cant send one. instead it just takes forever to load a blank page when i click send...

To Shogun:
I've had a similar problem yesterday. After replying in the fanfiction section, it took ages to load the page. I thought I'd lost connection so I copied over the text and exited. Connection was still up, so I went back. My reply had been loaded without any problems.

I loaded up Arena and took a quick look. The map colours are wrong and Elsweyr isn't depicted right either. Dune, in the northern part of Elsweyr is located in a nice green forest.

To Canis: Numidium is nice, big and stuff but aren't you forgetting anything? The damn thing has been destroyed so your mad giant god-robot skills won't help much. Which reminds me, I've got a project collecting dust on my harddrive.


*Jumps over a few trashcans to escape the police.*

Hey, I said I could crush things like Numidium used to crush things. The analogy stands. So don't make me crush you.

This post has been edited by canis216: Mar 11 2007, 04:46 PM

Ah, you got me. I surrender, I surrender!

Say, is there a place where I can learn some giant god-robot skills myself?

Speaking about Numidium, I would love to see a picture of that thing. I have no idea what it actually looked like.

*runs through another alley and zaps some cops with stolen tazers*

And I have awesome ballistic weapons skills!

*kicks a tear gas granade back at the cop that threw it*

Yeah, I'm really enjoying this brief moment of freestyle antics. So don't tell me to stop!

Numidium probably looked something like Akulakhan, since they're based off of the same design.

Hmm. I've missed quite a bit I see.

To all those whom have defamed and denounced the Sacred Coffee....you shall feel a wrath swifter then a double-shot latte on a slow waking morning, and colder then a Frappucino on a hot summers day....with whipped cream!

**Applies trademark Black Gloves** (Cocks his dual silenced .45's)

DoomedOne, DoomedOne, DoomedOne. Why is it that every time I kill you.....you just wont stay dead??? (My assassiny way of saying welcome back!)

Neela...I remember your works from when I wrote godawful short stories to pass the time til Oblivion came out...nice stuff, and glad to see you back!

Minque....I wish I was there sipping a glass of wine with you.

Jack....Im gonna have start a 'Writerholics Anonymous" with you.

**Opens his Black Trenhcoat, revelaling an armory much like in GTA**

Shotgun, no..AK-47...maybe....Hand Grenades,....definitley....AH, Sniper Rifle!!

**Takes aim at fleeing Jack, then quickly scans at the pursuing cops**

Give me a ticket over crossing the street will ya? Where are you, when people like me are around?

**Opens Fire**

I think I need a Motivation Transfusion. That's it.

*fumbles around in pockets.*
Ah, I knew I hid it somewhere around here.
Beam me up, Scotty!
*A woosh, sparkles and I'm free from bullets, cops, and all that stuff. Now I just need to find out who the hell programmed Earl grey tea into my replicator.*

*Hoists a bunch of confiscated weapons from a cop car*

AK-47 (machine gun type, not the rifle), C-4, and Berret sniper rifle (featured in Future Weapons, Discovery Channel).

*Runs around on rooftops while avoiding the potshots the police snipers are taking*

I need to find the SWAT team, get their armor and shields....... maybe form a phalanx.

*deviates from the war scene briefly*

Well last night I just saw 300 and I have to say it was an excellent piece of eye candy, especially since we watched it on one of the digital projectors. I've never seen a picture that clear before! It was amazing.

If you really like Sin City, this a must see. If you don't mind some over-the-top violence and a few scenes of nudity, I suggest you check it out. The action scenes are definitely shot in a rather unique way. They make it look like it was all done in one shot, yet there are still camera distance changes. It's a really cool effect.

*takes one look at war scene and contemplates running with tail between legs*

I had the public defense of my Ph.D. thesis yesterday, and it went much better than I expected. I need to make some significant revisions to the written thesis, but once those are done, they will give me my degree. It's been a long six-and-a-half years, and I couldn't have done it without the wonderful people here. Thanks to all of those who (knowingly or unwittingly) have encouraged me over the years.

*realizes new degree confers invincibility and runs into gunfight fists blazing*

Fists blazing? Anyway, you're welcome (although I'm absolutely sure I had nothing to do with incouraging you). Congrats on your new status in society.

*Spots Dr. Plantinga beating up a bunch of mafia thugs*

why couldn't you have just said you were immortal.......

*Carelessly drops a grenade down a gutter, grenade rolls to a stop by the said thugs and docter*

YaYY!! Congrats Planty....or soon to be Dr planty! i´m thrilled! really i am! I can´t give you a present but I´ll update my story in 5 minutes .....just so you know!

*Uses gigantic, heavily armed Battlesuit to break up fight*
No fighting in or near the coffee shop folks. you're gonna have to take it at least a kilometre down the road. Or you can stop the bloodshed, that'll work too