"Oh my Gawd...I forgot, I am alergic to peas! Curse you Jolly Green Giant!"

*rolls around on the floor, choking on imaginary, yet painful, peas. Suddenly, the Priest caughs and changes costumes into something along the lines of the Red Power Ranger First Season.*

"With these powers, I will rule what is left of the Jolly Green Giant factory!"

*He sees Black Hand sitting smugly over in a corner and a giant robot attached to a refrigerator magnet.*

"What in Buddha' name?"

*The robot swings precariously close to a laser than in turn reacts with a floating molecule of boron, causing massive meltdown.*

"Blackhand, eat this!"

*Priest throws a handful of gwits at Blackhand.*

Rane, I personally think that the purpose of this thread is to keep the coffee shop focussed on talking instead of all those wars against Florida.




,,cough, cough. Don't you always wonder how the protagonist manages to survive when his Mobile Suit goes for the nuclear explosion? Especially when the cockpit block has already been slashed open with a lasersword? A nuclear explosion that wipes out solid rock and pretty much smashes the other Mobile Suit that was responsible for the meltdown in the first place? I wonder myself, but it works. Somehow. And just after I'd borrowed it. Go figure."

*shakes head at Revan*

,,Come on. SMG's are for cowards. The only good gun is a multi-tonne heavy one wielded by a giant robot."

*Unsheathes a rapier*
,,Behold, an elegant weapon from a civilized age!"
*rapier is cut in half by a laser beam*
,,Ah........dang. Oh well, the civilization was overrated anyway. Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't look so civilized when he chopped off someone's limb without a care in the world. Those bloodthirsty Jedi."

*runs in circles, hoping not to get hit.*

*Crouches in a relatively covered spot*

"Oh, was that the same age they hung people by the neck instead of shooting them in the head execution-style? Yeah, that's really civilized....."

*Fires both SMGs at Cloudy, after ten seconds the guns overheat. A red dot appears on Revan's chest*

"To quote the old comedy series, 'Oh smeg!'"

*Minigun #3 tags Revan twenty times before he gets behind cover again*

Announcer: [x20] "GGGGO-OO-ODDDD TTTAAAGGG!!!!"

Priest in his Power Ranger suit, ducks the lasers flying everywhere. He yells , "It is like the fourth of JULY IN SPACE out here!!!"

Suddenly, the Priest whips out a Automatic .50 Caliber Machine Gun Sniper with attachable rocket launcher. The Priest obviously had attached the rocket, and with a smile and a click, the rocket was on its way to the giant mech.

The mech that blew up? Ah well.

*gets hit a few times by Revan's SMGs.*

,,Dangit. I need to respond, with guns!"
*Pulls out a classic six-shooter, filled with paint bullets. Also summons a sherrif's hat complete with star at the front and puts it on.*
,,I believe this town is too big for the two of us. Can you outdraw the lightning, sonny?"
*Realizes Revan has already drawn and resumes running, firing over a shoulder.*
,,Nevermind that."

*steps into the thread, looks at the chaos and strike around her and clears her throat*

"What seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?"

A fluffy pink cloud of something akin to cotton candy floats down from the sunsetty sky and hovers just above a conveniently located palm tree. A fog door opens and Ibis Raze steps out onto the palm tree top nesting area .. resplendant in her violet glass armor and with matching bow and quiver full of tail feather arrows. The arrow tips are all poisoned with Neverland sleepy dust.

**Ahem ** This is ever so relaxing after all the warring between NZ and florida .. Tx and NC and Canada, etc. I shall enjoy laying back and watching this melee from above ... pulls wingfuls of cloud out and shapes into a nice recliner chair. Puts up a Pisces alarm alert, just in case.

"Why Zarr, what a nice new Siggy you have there. It is quite beautiful. Did Milanius make it for you by any chance?" ({[Aren't these boys silly? But so entertaining]})

*Pisces alarms goes off*
Pisces jumps on the cloud to be quickly shot in the head by an arrow. But unfortunatly for Ibis it was just a robot made to trigger the alarm and disrupt Ibis's rest with her own device.

Ratzzz, a robotic fish!! I can't even have this one for dinner! Now where is the real one? Looks around askew from falling out of cloud recliner, mistakes the Metal Mallet for Pisces and shoots him in the butt with a Neverland sleepy tailfeather arrow. OOoops.

Priesty charges Mallet when an arrow hits him in the butt. Priest laughs and then ducks for cover, returning fire with his peashooter and .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle/Rocket Launcher.

From deep within the shadows the Master Assassin nocks his Arrow of Silence.

"Sorry Ibis, but I am being paid well to keep this war going, too much profiit for both sides it would seem." he mutters to himself as he lets fly the Mages Bane.

A simple invisibility spell and the Assassin skulks off to his next target....

Minque, in the shape of the Night Mother, sneaks in to keep an eye of things....so that nobody gets hurt or steps out of line.....

She is watching from above, unseen....

*Revan jumps from cover as the minigun turns away and fires at the target area in mid-air*

I always wanted to do that.

*lands and rolls into an open crate, and replys what just happened in slow-mo*

I am so going to put this on YouTube!

Mallet yelps as the arrow pierces his fleshy behind. He looks back to see an arrow protruding.

"Who....would....do... such..........a........thin-" Mallet mutters before collapsing on the ground, fast asleep. He begins to snore loudly as the battle continues.

I thought this was a duel, not an all-out battlefield.

*Runs out of bullets (six-shooter, duh.), so now runs for cover.*

But wait a minute. I'm dressed as a sheriff. Dangit, I don't need bullets!

*The gun is magically refilled.*

This post has been edited by jack cloudy: Aug 26 2007, 09:01 PM

Don't..... just, DON'T ask.
>_<


Sooner or later, you'll wish a piece of action. Then, I'll provide semt... eh, firecrackers. Legal ones. No heavy-duty military grade explosive. No one even thinks about it.

I wish. Not nearly as talented with fonts.

...like AWACS?

In any case:
*respawns Automags, ASMD's, Miniguns and BFG's on random points* have fun you 2.

*Miss Grumpy Pants looks around with a raised eyebrow.*

"I made it myself. I was the one who made Milanius' sig. My signature didn't turn out like I wanted to, but that's what I get for converting it to a .gif."

*Zarrexaij looks around once more, then disappears.*

... Settling down back into cloud recliner.

Indeed, when does the dualing part commense again now? (Is it spelt duel or dual? Bit confused on that one.)

Duel - A way of solving a conflict through the agreement of a competitive action; sometimes said action can be violent (ie gun showdown or deathmatch)

Dual - Another way to say double

Well thank you Mallet for clearing that up for me. Sends a bandaide wafting down through the air from the palm tree to cover the booboo caused by shooting Mallet in the butt instead of Pisces.

{{{wait til I find that fish for real after he has caused all this trouble with his scaled robot!}}}