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post Aug 24 2007, 04:35 AM
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This is supposed to be funny, nothing racial or language, nothing offensive or severely inconsiderate! This is a battle of wits...

Here we go!

Priest sees Revan in the distance, and, noticing the ridiculous outfit he has chosen to wear, immediately falls to the ground laughing. The sheer magnitude of the outfit surpasses all silliness, and the Priest's own clown costume pales in comparison. The Priest slowly gets up and draws a peashooter out of his pocket and fires Green Giant Sugar Peas at Revan, knowing his weakness to vegetables...

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Priest of Sithis   The Duel of the Century   Aug 24 2007, 04:35 AM
Lord Revan   It's Royale, lol. B) I don't really expe...   Aug 24 2007, 04:53 AM
The Metal Mallet   "Anybody need a steel chair?" :D   Aug 24 2007, 05:47 AM
jack cloudy   *Comes stomping in a giant mech with v-fins and wh...   Aug 24 2007, 03:39 PM
milanius   It's Royale, lol. B) Don't you mean, ...   Aug 24 2007, 11:07 PM
jack cloudy   Cheese? No way, man. We need popcorn! :lol: ...   Aug 25 2007, 09:18 AM
Gaius Maximus   Buy this Revan doll, or this Priest doll. They ev...   Aug 25 2007, 05:48 PM
Black Hand   Buy this Revan doll, or this Priest doll. They e...   Aug 25 2007, 06:35 PM
Lord Revan   Well, I just complimented allshallfade on her desc...   Aug 25 2007, 05:00 PM
Black Hand   I'd join. But I'm afraid it is dishonorabl...   Aug 25 2007, 05:42 PM
The Metal Mallet   Awww, you stole my thunder Gaius. Though I was go...   Aug 25 2007, 06:12 PM
Lord Revan   *A crane with an insanely powerful refrigerator ma...   Aug 25 2007, 06:19 PM
Lord Revan   *Magnet crane pulls Gaius out of Mallet and Cloudy...   Aug 25 2007, 06:41 PM
The Metal Mallet   *Curses as his steel chair is lifted away by the m...   Aug 25 2007, 06:56 PM
jack cloudy   *Runs after the Gundam which was also grabbed by t...   Aug 25 2007, 06:58 PM
Lord Revan   *Standing on a catwalk, Revan hits a switch* *Fiv...   Aug 25 2007, 07:17 PM
The Metal Mallet   *finds cover* Argh! Stupid modern technology...   Aug 25 2007, 07:24 PM
jack cloudy   *casts a spell* Haha, Arena-style 100% Sanctuary...   Aug 25 2007, 07:34 PM
Lord Revan   This is laser tag style, so now we're stuck in...   Aug 25 2007, 07:41 PM
Rane   Is there a point to any of this?   Aug 25 2007, 08:31 PM
Priest of Sithis   "Oh my Gawd...I forgot, I am alergic to peas...   Aug 25 2007, 08:36 PM
jack cloudy   Rane, I personally think that the purpose of this ...   Aug 25 2007, 08:54 PM
Lord Revan   *Crouches in a relatively covered spot* "Oh,...   Aug 25 2007, 09:04 PM
Priest of Sithis   Priest in his Power Ranger suit, ducks the lasers ...   Aug 25 2007, 09:09 PM
jack cloudy   The mech that blew up? Ah well. *gets hit a few t...   Aug 25 2007, 09:19 PM
Zarrexaij   *steps into the thread, looks at the chaos and str...   Aug 26 2007, 02:25 AM
Ibis   A fluffy pink cloud of something akin to cotton ca...   Aug 26 2007, 06:39 AM
Pisces   *Pisces alarms goes off* Pisces jumps on the cloud...   Aug 26 2007, 07:58 AM
Ibis   Ratzzz, a robotic fish!! I can't even ...   Aug 26 2007, 05:16 PM
Priest of Sithis   Priesty charges Mallet when an arrow hits him in t...   Aug 26 2007, 06:32 PM
Black Hand   From deep within the shadows the Master Assassin n...   Aug 26 2007, 07:15 PM
minque   Minque, in the shape of the Night Mother, sneaks i...   Aug 26 2007, 07:43 PM
Lord Revan   *Revan jumps from cover as the minigun turns away ...   Aug 26 2007, 08:25 PM
The Metal Mallet   Mallet yelps as the arrow pierces his fleshy behin...   Aug 26 2007, 08:57 PM
jack cloudy   I thought this was a duel, not an all-out battlefi...   Aug 26 2007, 09:00 PM
milanius   *steps into the thread, looks at the chaos and st...   Aug 26 2007, 09:35 PM
Zarrexaij   *Miss Grumpy Pants looks around with a raised eyeb...   Aug 27 2007, 12:15 AM
Ibis   ... Settling down back into cloud recliner. Indee...   Aug 29 2007, 04:51 AM
The Metal Mallet   Duel - A way of solving a conflict through the agr...   Aug 29 2007, 06:47 AM
Ibis   Well thank you Mallet for clearing that up for me....   Aug 29 2007, 07:34 AM
minque   Maybe it´s me....maybe I´ve scared them.....Uhhhh ...   Aug 29 2007, 08:30 PM
Ibis   Yes, your motherly aura of authority musta scared ...   Aug 30 2007, 12:48 AM
Priest of Sithis   Not so fast, ladies, the Priest is here! * doe...   Aug 30 2007, 02:56 AM
Gaius Maximus   Not so fast, ladies, the Priest is here! * do...   Aug 30 2007, 08:02 PM
Pisces   Eggs came first, duh, everyone knows that. Unless ...   Aug 30 2007, 03:45 AM
Ibis   which came first - the wading bird or the fish? Un...   Aug 30 2007, 07:14 AM
Lord Revan   Chaos Theory, Priest, it's inherintly unpredic...   Aug 30 2007, 09:47 PM
Zarrexaij   *Zarrexaij steps back in with two guitar controlle...   Aug 31 2007, 02:10 AM
Priest of Sithis   FOOLS! You forgot that this was no ordinary E...   Aug 31 2007, 05:04 AM
Lord Revan   Never did you say it was anything other than an or...   Aug 31 2007, 05:11 AM
Priest of Sithis   But thats just it! It was supposed to be a tri...   Aug 31 2007, 05:17 AM
Ibis   Isn't that Breakfast #3 at Denny's?? :P   Aug 31 2007, 05:30 AM
The Metal Mallet   *sigh* Just had the last bonfire of the summer be...   Aug 31 2007, 07:32 AM
Fargoth   Why do the Priest complimented her, he can't h...   Aug 31 2007, 09:05 AM
Lord Revan   I don't know, I don't want an internet rel...   Aug 31 2007, 12:38 PM
Pisces   Yes yes, we all know that you would rather have an...   Aug 31 2007, 12:50 PM
Lord Revan   ..........................O-O-O-K-K-K-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y....   Aug 31 2007, 01:01 PM
milanius   *Zarrexaij steps back in with two guitar controll...   Aug 31 2007, 01:15 PM
minque   "Haha..war is on again....fighting with words...   Aug 31 2007, 07:28 PM
Ibis   I think Milanius has changed the warfare to noise ...   Sep 1 2007, 04:31 AM
Priest of Sithis   Well, to share a secret, the Priest is allowed a b...   Sep 1 2007, 06:32 AM
milanius   Resume Chaos! *Grabs the Guitar Hero control...   Sep 1 2007, 09:36 AM
Zarrexaij   Okay, Mil, I challenge you to an e-duel of Jordan ...   Sep 3 2007, 01:13 AM
milanius   OOO-KAAY! ^^ *jumps & rolls around with g...   Sep 3 2007, 02:31 PM
Zarrexaij   Zarrexaij needs no droogs to be trippin on a hole ...   Sep 3 2007, 11:39 PM
The Metal Mallet   Shall I deploy the confetti?   Sep 4 2007, 01:06 AM
Zarrexaij   Just as long as it doesn't involve dropping yo...   Sep 4 2007, 01:11 AM
The Metal Mallet   Yea, that wouldn't be a good idea. I went Com...   Sep 4 2007, 01:25 AM
Zarrexaij   :O Naughty naughty! Oh, sure, you use THAT ex...   Sep 4 2007, 02:48 AM
The Metal Mallet   *mimics pulling down his pants and doing a booty d...   Sep 4 2007, 03:05 AM
Zarrexaij   Put that thing away.   Sep 4 2007, 03:10 AM
The Metal Mallet   Awww... I'm just trying to express myself. Ar...   Sep 4 2007, 03:31 AM
Zarrexaij   Sorry, I only accept booty dances in the bedroom. ...   Sep 4 2007, 03:32 AM
The Metal Mallet   Sure, but as long as we play on Medium. That...   Sep 4 2007, 03:36 AM
Zarrexaij   Bark at the Moon. Mwahahahaha. I tried playing o...   Sep 4 2007, 11:37 PM
The Metal Mallet   The orange notes always ruin me. Sorry for my lac...   Sep 5 2007, 02:19 AM
Zarrexaij   I'm just not used to orange yet.   Sep 5 2007, 03:10 AM
Priest of Sithis   Less Peace! More WAR!! HUH! Good ...   Sep 5 2007, 04:06 AM
Ibis   Ok now, let me be clear on this .. are all the mou...   Sep 5 2007, 07:41 AM
Gaius Maximus   Since any other breeds are too small and weak to s...   Sep 5 2007, 12:23 PM
The Metal Mallet   From what I remember, bears are actually more clos...   Sep 6 2007, 05:45 AM
Priest of Sithis   *Orders the Mounties to ride their Black Bears (i ...   Sep 7 2007, 02:10 AM
Zarrexaij   Can I ride TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR? Sorry, I'v...   Sep 7 2007, 02:16 AM
milanius   Not only that, you got me infected too :P "Bu...   Sep 7 2007, 02:59 AM
Zarrexaij   *burninates few calories*Best. Usage. Of. Burninat...   Sep 7 2007, 03:02 AM
milanius   :O I WIN!? SWEET HESUS HERNANDES CHRIST! I...   Sep 7 2007, 03:03 AM
Priest of Sithis   *Watches the Burnination of his army, the Priest s...   Sep 7 2007, 03:40 AM
The Metal Mallet   Mmmm grilled cheese, a college student's best ...   Sep 7 2007, 06:56 AM
milanius   *Watches the Burnination of his army, the Priest ...   Sep 7 2007, 09:31 AM
minque   *minque sneaks in from behind, as usual* "Ch...   Sep 7 2007, 06:42 PM
milanius   Y F COURSE, Dear Wise Woman :wub: *liberally stre...   Sep 7 2007, 07:53 PM
minque   Ahhh hijacked for a darn good reason.....who can f...   Sep 7 2007, 08:58 PM
The Metal Mallet   Wooo! Free Food! *scarfs down his piece,...   Sep 7 2007, 09:59 PM
Zarrexaij   My mom threw my KFC bucket today, so I was bucketl...   Sep 7 2007, 11:47 PM
Lord Revan   Una pizza de queso grande, por favor *A Dominos l...   Sep 8 2007, 02:37 AM
Ibis   And here I've been ordering online from Papa J...   Sep 8 2007, 06:14 PM
The Metal Mallet   I bet it tastes heavenly! Haha, had to do it,...   Sep 9 2007, 01:14 AM
Ibis   Joke was so funny - Ibis's doberman barfs exce...   Sep 9 2007, 04:59 AM
The Metal Mallet   Awww, dangit. I just bought these shoes too....   Sep 9 2007, 05:52 AM
minque   *minque´s Furball enters, stuffed with cat-food, l...   Sep 9 2007, 05:53 PM
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