Morrovindle, Morrowind has errors and glitches? Wot? Options

[Silver]

Thinking about travelling to the famed province of Morrowind? Maybe taking a stop by the island of Vvardenfell, visiting Vivic, dropping by on the Nerevine, seeing the Telvanni Tels, the Emporer Crab shell in Ald Ruhn and more!

Now, there are some things you might wish to know before you stop by...

Magic, for some odd reason requires many odd gestures that require both hands, and often gives off multicoloured sparkles, there is no defenitive anwser from apothecaries wether these have any ill effect on your health, though the native Dunmer claim that it's only natural in such a Magicka-strong area. Prehaps we'll never truely know.

Items. They all seem to have a limited telekinesis applied to them, in order to stop any movement, though it doesn't seem to apply when you pick them up. Prehaps it was just an adaption to the rumbles of Red Mountain?

Please note ; do not stand on chairs, or lift your feet from the ground before putting your possesions down, they often mysteriously disappear for no given reason.

Swords. Vvadenfellian smiths seem to pride themselves in making dozens of different weapons, but unfortunately seem to have imbued them with some form of incopereallity, as they pass through your target as often as not.

People. Thier all quite rude here in Morrowind, though I'm sure you'll meet a gem or two who actually likes you. Juib the shipmaster is the most notably kind. Something of notice is that you'll hardly ever see them talk to one another, and normally only say a terse greeting to you, while they wander around thier homes. Much like the commoners in Cryodiil, none of them seem to have an occupation aside from walking about. Prehaps the Empire will [Censored by Imperial Edict]

Books. There seems to be many of the same books we find at home in the Imperial Province, though a few interesting reads exsist here uncensored, for those curious pick up a copy of the Real Barenzeiah.

Telvanni, have you ever thought that our mages and wizards were a little off? Well, they have nothing on these madmen, growing massive... mushrooms in the fields, and attempting to knock one another from thier pedestals in the oddest manner. An aging master, Tel Fyr, informed me that these were grown from the power of one of thier warlocks, and through soul-stone bound daedra. This seems frankly ridiculous, so I must assume that he was mocking me.

Comma Tong, little more than muggers and thugs, they claim to refuse entrance to any outlanders, unlike the thieves guild, but there still seems to be plenty of other races amougst thier ranks. Prehaps they haven't fully reviewed thier membership listing?

Beast Races, another assumption must be made for these, as the Orcs here are much less civilized than back home, and the Khajit and Argonians stand far more slouched, and I would swear that thier knees have been connected incorrectly. I had thought one of the local Slavemasters could explain this to me, but he simply rattled off a number of rather abusive curses. An Altmer in Seyda Neen, a large port town where most Imperial ships dock, has some theories on thier biology, but it was hard to understand as she spoke quite quickly, as if to make her speach into a block of words. Strange.

(More to come! ...Maybe.)

[DreadFatherSithis]

lol that was really funny

[Fiach]

hehe that was pretty good ^^

[mALX]

ROFL !!! Hilarious, and I've never played Morrowind and could picture it all !! Funny!

[Verlox]

I loled heartily.

Hilarious, and I've never played Morrowind and could picture it all !!

O_O

So do you have paypal that I could send funds to so you can play it?

[mALX]

I loled heartily.

Hilarious, and I've never played Morrowind and could picture it all !!

O_O

So do you have paypal that I could send funds to so you can play it?

I have the XBox GOTY game backwards compatable on my 360, but somehow it loses movement ability in the BC, so I stopped trying to play it till I could find a PC version.

Since I have been having so much fun modding my Oblivion game, I know I will love Morrowind on the PC, I am hooked on the storyline of it so far (and all the TES series storylines).

[Destri Melarg]

Swords. Vvadenfellian smiths seem to pride themselves in making dozens of different weapons, but unfortunately seem to have imbued them with some form of incopereallity, as they pass through your target as often as not.

Yes! The bane of my existence playing Morrowind!