Um... I'll just do this :
You approach a Dremora who had not seen a woman in one gazillion years. By some foul eldritch sorcery, you have been turned into a woman!
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Djinn: What wish would you like to have, young master? Random dude: SUPA POWAZ! -- Djinn: Is there anything I could make true, lord? Old guy: .. Youth and charisma. -- Djinn: Your heart speaks of wanting. I could make it true, milord. Me: Hmmm. I wish to know what I want. Then you could hook me up in some insidious deal, spirit.
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