Weird conversations, Overheard any? Options

[Ola Martin]

Have you listened to any weird conversations in the game?
I have listend to plenty
here's one of them:

-Have you heard any news from the other continents?
-Not any I'd like to talk about.
-That's good to hear

This was not the excact thing they said, but it had the same content.

[Khaan]

I've heard two guards constantly say to each other: "your off duty now" I ran away

[Foster]

"The deadra have attacked and everyone is being massacred!" (or words to that effect)
"Good to know."

[Agent Griff]

Hahaha! Now that is really funny. The gates of hell have opened and everyone is dying. Good to know. I haven't really encountered any funny random dialogue that hasn't already been mentioned but I remember the first Quest in which the player must close an Oblivion gate.

SPOILER, DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!!















Well you meet one guard inside and he says something like.
-It's horrible! All hell broke loose and they've got Xguy in the tower! Save him!
That's like saying: Some random guy is in hell, save him!

[Duncan Frost]

"I hear Errandil is good with a lockpick"
"I hear he's good with locks"
"That's what I heard"
"Good day"

[the-anti-neravarine]

-Heard anything from the other parts of Tamriel ?
-Not any i´d like to talk about
-any news from the other provinces(spc?) ?
-they say groups of wizards are leading a boycott against *something*(can´t remember) in the Summerset isle

This post has been edited by the-anti-neravarine: Apr 4 2006, 09:27 PM

[ThanadoS]

hmmm picture the following situation: I, the hero of Kvatch promenade down a street, passing one guard who gets crazy and stutters towards me thus the words" It's... It's you! The hero of Kvatch!". I go by and a few secs later this very guard starts to his fellow guard, right next to him "Have you heard that the Kvatch Oblivion Gate has been closed?" (no quotations those are)

[ThePerson98]

After me saving a guards butt from 3 assassins, he looks at me with a jolly expression and says
"Hello! How are you?" after he was just about mashed into the ground.

[Remux Dreadfire]

Whats the use of stealth says a dark brother member to another oh its good in subtle quests i do it lots the other one says you do it much the other one says no stealth is too easy

[Ola Martin]

A "The three brothers sell good stuff"
B "I have never been to the three brothers"
A "I've heard so"
B "The three brothers are nice people"
A "I have never been to the three brothers"
B "Hello"
A "Have a nice day"
B "Bye"

Not excactly what they said, but same content

This post has been edited by Ola Martin: Apr 5 2006, 11:59 PM

[Foster]

Person A:"Hello there."
Person B:"Why are you bothering me?"
Person C (walking past them):"Stop talking!"

Grouchy Anonymous.

Hey, that gives me an idea for a mod... a troll head that pokes out of a garbage can. I can call it Oscar and it can hurl meaningless abuse at me.

[Nimrod]

My Favorite,

Skingrad Guard: "[Someguy] the Shepherd loves his sheep. And he loves his cheese. But he loves the sheep more."

Skingrad Argonian Steward: "I like sheep too, but more than cheese? I don't know..."

Or,

Skingrad Guard: "[Someguy] the Shepherd loves his sheep. And he loves his cheese. But he loves the sheep more."

Skingrad Imperial Steward: "Be quiet, you fool!"

Something very much like that

[the-anti-neravarine]

Some Nord: What do you thing Gromm will do now that Beanlin is dead ?
Gromm: i agree
some nord: good bye
Gromm: have a nice day

[bloodyfish]

I go to the waterfront and talk to a gaurd with my sword out. He starts yelling "There is blood on your blade" and threatening to put me in jail. I go talk again and starts asking me if I saw any criminals.