Lol, I'm at 10K and I haven't even gotten past the first morning!

Emmy takes ages to go to work. Maybe I should send in some ninjas or something of my own. Though I don't think that's such a good idea because of:
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I figured a shower might help just as well though so I stretched to my toes to get at the inconveniently high cabinet for some soap.
“Waah!” Next moment I knew, I was on the floor, surrounded by bits of porcelain and shards of glass. There went the sink and the mirror, again, for the second time this week.
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“Wah!” Again, I went for the floor, this time because the door I’d been leaning against opened inwards.
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“I tried to take the soap out of the cabinet, lost my balance, slammed my face against the mirror, shattering it, knocked down the sink and broke the plumbing.”
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“Though be careful with our bathroom, you are awfully clumsy this morning.” He then added, after I’d tripped over the carpet and nearly fallen onto my face.
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I felt like kicking myself for being stupid enough to tuck it into my bathrobe and I tried, which resulted in me spinning around on my left foot three times, then grabbing the showerhead and crashing to the cabinfloor.
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,,It’s heat rejection. I’ve gotten a rewired neural net, switched over to self-exciting wormlines for signal transmission, recomposed bones to now be an artificial crystalline matrix, rebuilt musculature to include high-tension fibers complete with carbon igniters and finally tripled my nanitelevel to maintain all of it. Do you have any idea how hot I run? I would have a bodytemperature high enough to boil water! So running parallel with the neural net I’ve got nano-scale cooling tubes filled with some cooling-fluid produced by the tube’s walls. They go up through my hair which now functions as a big radiator. That’s also why it’s so long. More active surface for the heat transmission. On the whole, the whole thing wasn’t such a big deal. They’re only a few small changes, after all.”
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Five times my annual salary, all just to turn me into some sort of superhuman hybrid. And what for? I couldn’t even walk down the stairs now without pulling off a triple somersault and landing on my behind.
Ok, so she's potentially the ultimate badass and holds the power of ultimate clumsiness. I don't think she could survive against even a single low-level ninja b-movie grunt. Unless she had a badass mecha nearby.
Oh, and my sister had a
pregnant barbie doll once, complete with removable belly and little babydoll inside. The baby had umm.....'all anatomical features'. Now that was definitely creepy.
And Mil, you've gotta do what you've gotta do. I agree with you on it though. If it's utter crap, don't keep it, even if it brings the 50K closer.
Oh, and I saw someone on the forum today who had 106K!

Crappity crap, that guy has way too much spare time on his hands!