i could, but then anyone else who edits (who might be the right person while im pm'ing the wrong person) could see my post and say "hey, i'll do it Hukai." then i'll be all like

and the'll be all like :evil4: and ill be like :drool: and they'll be like

and ill be like :love: and they'll be like :gun: and ill be like :bullet: :sad2:
*SPLAT!* and thell be like

and then they'll edit it and ill be like :evil14: and they'll be like :shocked: "Zombie!" and ill be happy it was edited! See?