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Sinder Velvin
post May 14 2005, 08:59 PM
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TOP TEN THINGS REASONS ANAKIN SKYWALKER WENT TO THE DARK SIDE

10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai"
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
7. To impress the babes
6. Kicked in head by bantha
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones
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Elongar
post May 14 2005, 09:01 PM
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On another computer, I have a list of about 100 things that put the word "pants" into Star Wars quotes. It's hilarious. Just wait for me to find it....

Ah yes! Here: http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html

Just select the movie you want to "Pants"!


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Power of the Shadow made human flesh,
wakened to turmoil, strife and ruin.
The Reborn One, marked and bleeding,
dances the sword in dreams and mist,
chains the Shadowsworn to his will,
from the city, lost and forsaken,
leads the spears to war once more,
breaks the spears and makes them see,
truth long hidden in the ancient dream.
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