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Kazaera
post Aug 18 2010, 06:37 PM
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Welcome, all and sundry, to Sleeper in the Cave - the tale of Adryn, a... you know, any capped biography I give you here won't do her justice. Instead, have the...
Summary: Adryn really doesn't know what she's doing on this land with oversized wildlife, natives who think giant fleas are good forms of transport, and Imperial spymasters so skooma-addled they think she's spy material, but she has every intention of surviving the rampant stupidity of everyone around her. However, she doesn't know that by setting foot on the island she's set into motion events that cannot be stopped...

I'm trying to make this easier to read in one go, so... chapter links follow, each chapter will have the different parts linked, and each section will have a link to the previous and next unless I forget. You can also read the whole thing on Fanfiction.net or the Archive of Our Own, but note that those will generally be lagging behind the Chorrol thread in terms of updates (I only post a chapter once it's been posted in total here, and sometimes I forget).

Chapter 1: 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5, 1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.9
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Interlude I

Now, with no further ado:

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Chapter 1

I was dreaming.

Most people cannot tell when they are dreaming, and I admit I am usually inexcusably lax when it comes to this matter as well. Why, just a few weeks ago I had dreamt of being Archmage of the Mages' Guild and ordering all my underlings to pick cats from trees when they were ripe because we needed new apprentices... and not realised the impossible nature of it all until after I'd woken up. Shameful! However, this time there were several things that led me to cleverly deduce I was, in fact, asleep and my current situation a product of my subconscious mind.

First of all, I was in the middle of a mountain range, looking at a large volcano. The ground was grey and ashy, the only vegetation twisted trees, black branches grasping at the sky. Lava pools dotted the landscape, giving the whole scene an eerie glow.

Now, although it all looked rather fantastic I was perfectly happy to accept this place might exist somewhere, but my presence in it was another matter. I should not be seeing anything except my own personal cell in the Imperial City prison, and very occasionally my jailer - much though I'd rather forget that sight. Let me just say the sloppy gruel I was served twice a day, with its unidentifiable lumps and disturbing tendency to seem to move every time I looked away, was infinitely more attractive and charismatic. And although I'd told him I'd appreciate a change of decor, I'd more been thinking of wallpaper and maybe a potted plant.

Secondly, the sky was red. And by that I don't mean some poetic exaggeration of a sunset - the entire sky was a bright, vivid, uniform crimson. It looked as if someone had spilled a sea of blood among the stars. Wisps of grey clouds raced across it, forming strange patterns. For a moment, I thought I saw a face, screaming...

Apparently, I'd been so occupied keeping my track of my conscious thoughts that I'd sorely neglected my unconscious. If it was going to throw blood skies and clouds in agony at me, we were definitely going to have to have a talk.

Lastly...

I looked down. Several hundred feet below me, a tree looked as if it was about to rip itself out of the ground and hunt unwary passersby for dinner.

If I could fly, I really thought I would have noticed that earlier.

"You know," I said out loud, "If I'm going to dream, I would like to dream about something pleasant. Something like... Summerset Isle." I'd seen a drawing of it in a book once and been struck by the beauty. "Although I suppose it must be full of snooty Altmer. Or I could dream about managing a daring escape from prison underneath the guards' noses. Or... I know! A secret tunnel built into my cell and a bunch of... Blades, yes, Blades need to use it, and I escape behind them." That seemed the right sort of incredibly improbable fantasy for a dream.

I closed my eyes, focused on the image of the wall of my cell swinging back and a group of Blades and... why not, if you're going to fantasise you might as well do it properly... the Emperor dashing through it. Opened them again.

Volcano.

I shook my head at it sadly. "This really won't do, you know. You seem to be misunderstanding something here - I'm the one that makes the rules. I'm sure you're a very nice volcano, but I'd like to see daring escapes. This is my dream and I don't hold with rebellion."

"Your dream?"

I shrieked. The voice was just a sibilant whisper, but it seemed to be coming from everywhere and nowhere at once, seemed to be composed of thousands of voices all layered on top of each other, and even after it had finished speaking the echoes lingered in the air.

"This is not your dream, foolish child. I am the one that has brought you here and you. Will. Listen." The voice kept growing, filling the air like a gong. I clapped my hands over my ears, but to my horror it didn't do anything - it was as if the sound was coming from inside my head.

"I'm listening! I'm listening!" I screamed. My voice sounded tinny and hollow compared to the... other one.

"Good." The voice paused for a moment. My panting breath echoed loudly in the stillness.

"Wake up!" Another voice, this one, as hollow as mine - a pebble compared to an avalanche, impossible to focus on.

"The preparations are complete. You have been taken from the Imperial City, to the east, as it should be. Fear not, for I am watchful." I could barely think, but managed to dimly wonder how exactly that last sentence was supposed to make me feel less afraid. "Soon, you will arrive. Soon, you will fulfill your promise."

That was too much. "What promise?" I shouted, hands dropping from my head to ball into fists at my side. "I haven't promised you anything! I don't make promises as a matter of principle, it can't possibly have been me who, who did whatever you're talking about you have the wrong person-"

"It has already begun." Despite the sheer overpowering alien nature of the voice, I could tell there was a strange note of satisfaction in it.

A soft crackling noise made me glance down - then I stared in horror. My hands were changing. The very bones were shifting, cracking and then rehealing as they grew in ways nature had never meant them to. My skin was writhing, puffing outwards and its colour was slowly, ever-so-slowly growing lighter, yellowish, metallic-

"You're dreaming, wake-"

"Wake. Up."

I came awake with a start, still caught in the dreamworld. That changed when I jerked myself into a sitting position and-

"Ow!"

I let myself fall back onto the floor with a groan and rubbed my head with one hand - although on the whole stars were preferable to volcanos, I'd prefer not to see either when I closed my eyes. Apparently, my cell had suddenly gained a very low ceiling.

"Typical. Sleeps through the entire voyage, including the storm last night where I thought the ship was about to go under, and then decides to get up the precise instant I'm leaning over her. Just typical." Or maybe it wasn't the ceiling I'd cracked my head against.

Or, for that matter, my cell I was in.

"Sorry about that," I croaked. My throat felt as though I had screamed myself hoarse.

"You almost broke my nose," the voice complained. Dimly, I recognised that it was the second voice from the... dream. "Do you know how long it took me to get it into this shape? Just crooked enough to be mysterious and give me the look of a proper, dashing rogue straight out of the romance novels without being disfiguring. You almost ruined it!"

"Are you saying," I asked weakly, "that you break your nose regularly? For the sake of... attracting ladies?"

"And now you're insinuating I'm crazy enough to break my nose on purpose!" A pause. "I got a friend to do it."

The stars were gone, so I felt quite justified in carefully opening an eye and gauging the appearance of my new, eccentric, roommate. Immediately after, I opened the other one to stare.

The man – no, the mer – was leaning against a wall. His head was bald and covered in tattoos, his nose slightly crooked without being offputting, giving him – I admit – a rather debonair look, even if the rough clothes detracted from it somewhat. His eyes-

And here came the reason I was staring. His eyes were as red and his skin as grey as my own.

Fragmented images from the nightmare swirled back into my mind and I stopped gawking in order to chance a quick glance down at myself. Yes, my skin was still grey, my hands the same shape they'd always been. Gawking could resume presently.

"Your judgement of the matter, m'lady?" the other dark elf said, and I realised he thought I'd been staring at his nose.

"It suits you," I told him quickly. Considering how fed up I'd always become when people stared at me, I didn't want to do the same to anyone else. Especially considering he was the same race I saw every time I looked in the mirror, even if I didn't often see it outside of one. How embarrassing! "Good look, although the clothes don't exactly scream 'storybook hero'. And if you really got someone to break your nose for it, you're mad."

"Unfortunately, prisoners have never been given the finest selection of clothing. It's always 'sack, sack with holes or sack with more holes – take your pick.' Terrible shame, that," he answered, his face falling mournfully. "And as for the nose, well... I did – in a way. A friend certainly did break my nose, and he informed me later that I had been asking for it. Namely, by saying what I said about his sister, and by being too drunk to dodge."

"What you said about his sister? If it was some slander, I may have to stop speaking to you," I said, raising an eyebrow.

"I was perfectly courteous!" he protested. "Well, perhaps a bit too courteous, if you understand what I mean. My friend has always been a bit... overprotective, and when I expressed interest..."

"Say no more." I could imagine the scene very clearly in my mind's eye, and suddenly had a difficult time suppressing laughter.

"Indeed, I shall stop dwelling on such past flames and give proper attention to the present one." He bowed, a gesture that looked particularly ridiculous given his clothes, my clothes (in no better condition than his) and our surroundings, which, although not my cell, were just as bare of any amenities - I sadly noted the lack of wallpaper and potted plant. I'd really wanted that potted plant. "My name is Jiub. What would yours be, oh fair lady Nosebreaker?"

"Adryn. And I didn't break your nose!" I protested.

"Came very close, if my chin hadn't been in the way... anyway," Jiub sighed, the comedic manner dropping away, making him look much older and more tired. "We should be reaching Morrowind soon. I'm sure they'll let us go."

It was my second big shock in as many minutes. "Excuse me, did you just say Morrowind?"

"Well, obviously, since that's where the ship's bound for – oh wait, you've been asleep since before you boarded, haven't you?"

"There may have been some magic involved," I said defensively.

"Oh, I was sure that there was magic involved. Or possibly that you were on the brink of death. We've been travelling for three days now, you see."

The news that I'd slept for three days – at least – wasn't nearly as disturbing as it should have been; I suppose three shocks in as many minutes were where my mind went on strike.

"Anyway, yes. This ship is headed for Morrowind."

Morrowind. I stared – past Jiub this time. It was a place I knew next to nothing about. I knew it was in the far north-east of the Empire, one of the remotest provinces. And, of course, I knew one other thing, one that had always fascinated me deeply – it was the home of the dark elves.

I hadn't the faintest idea why I was on a ship – and now that Jiub had told me, I realised the shape of the room we were in and the rocking motion should have told me immediately that was where I was; I blamed grogginess from the long sleep – heading to Morrowind of all places.

Heading east.

I shivered as the words from my dream floated to the top of my mind... you have been taken to the east. You will fulfill your promise. then shook my head, trying to drive them out of my thoughts. It wouldn't matter at all where we were heading, I told myself. One Imperial prison was much like another, after all, and as for the dream? I'd probably just reacted badly to the magic they'd used to induce sleep.

It has already begun...

Just my imagination, I told myself firmly.

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post Aug 22 2010, 10:27 PM
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@Olen - Adryn doesn't agree with you, I'm afraid... I suppose it's a bit difficult to see the fun in it from her position. And, um, I might have used this part to relieve some of my frustration with that scene (why does your character have to be telling them the truth, after all?)

@hazmick - well, Adryn thinks it is a little ridiculous. She can walk from ship to office without needing a guard every step of the way... wink.gif

@haute ecole rider - Yeah, there had to be some reason for the weird "have to be recorded" scene... senseless bureaucracy seemed to be a good reason (I admit I'm not too fond of bureaucracy myself, but I do have more tolerance for it than Adryn.)

@treydog - thank you! Adryn's temper is probably going to get her in serious trouble someday, but it's incredibly fun to write.

@subRosa - yeah, Imperial schemes tend not to go so well for the poor person stuck in them, and Adryn knows that very well...

@mALX - thanks!

@Helena - really? blink.gif Butbutbut his name! Anyway, I've edited it so that he is now a Breton with delusions of being Imperial. Thanks for pointing that out!

@Acadian - don't worry about it, I checked and "focused" is more commonly used in the UK as well. Don't really know where I picked it up. And thank you! smile.gif

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Chapter 1, part 3

I slipped through the door and shut it behind me, letting out a deep breath. My mind was devising hellish tortures that would make hardened criminals quake with fear for the person who had invented bureaucracy, generously leaving some for the one who had come up with the triplicate form.

Luckily these particular bureaucrats seemed to have decided that I was harmless and didn't need a guard to go five steps from one office to the other (the guards on the ship could have learned much from them), which left me a bit of time to make my head stop spinning. I walked down the corridor, searching for a chair or a bench in order to get off my feet.

As soon as I looked into the next room, I forgot all about that.

The room was furnished simply, with a table, some rickety-looking chairs I didn't really want to test, a shelf and several baskets in a corner. However, what I was interested in was what was on said table and shelf. Namely the well-polished silverware and expensive-looking liquor – Cyrodiilic brandy, if I judged correctly. Quite practised in such things, I quickly tallied up my estimations of the values of each, adding on a bit as the brandy must have been imported. Then, sure I'd been mistaken, I tallied them up again.

The result was the same: enough money to eat for half a month. And that wasn't even counting the assortment of flasks on the shelf, and the small chest next to them and ye gods, was that a lockpick?

I clenched my fists. Was this some kind of game? A test or something? I grab the things here, they frisk me in the next room and voila, it's prison for you, little thief.

I turned away from the table and stalked towards the door. I hadn't got used to this 'freedom' deal yet (if Ergalla hadn't been lying, but I couldn't imagine it – he seemed stuffy, but not petty and malicious enough for a lie like that), no need to lose it before I'd even started. Better to be poor and free than rich and in prison – or rather, poor and in prison since it wasn't as if they'd let me keep my ill-gotten goods. So leaving everything behind was my best option... turning my back on not just a relatively lucrative but also totally unguarded haul.

I threw open the door and stopped short.

Far from another room with yet another Imperial officer, the door opened into a small, empty courtyard, with another building on one side of it and a tall wall on the other. A tall stone wall with plenty of hand- and footholds for the experienced climber.

In my mind, a plan began to form.

A few minutes later, I was back in the courtyard, now holding a bulging sack. The room behind me was completely bare, even the baskets at the side having been cleaned out. Spying a barrel near the door, I quickly rifled through it and added a greenish, slightly magical-feeling ring to my haul before turning my attention to the wall.

The wall was difficult to climb, especially with my heavy load, but not impossibly so; I silently thanked a childhood spent climbing trees when I reached the top and peered over.

The area just near the base of the wall was deserted, the ground overgrown with thick bushes. I quickly heaved the sack over the top. It disappeared behind a tree with a soft thump. I twisted around to see whether anyone had noticed, lost my balance and fell.

Lying on my back in the courtyard, I decided that a childhood spent climbing trees would probably have been better supplemented by an adulthood also spent climbing trees, or at least sometimes climbing trees. An adulthood spent climbing no trees at all seemed to have left me badly out of practice. I also wished I'd decided to keep the ring on me rather than add it to the sack; in retrospect, I was sure I'd felt healing magic on it and that sounded very good right now.

I got up, wincing, and dusted myself off gingerly. Luckily I seemed to have come away with only bruises.

I wandered out of the courtyard trying not to look innocent. This may sound somewhat counterintuitive, but Imperial guards expect you to look furtive and guilty. To them, an expression of carefree innocence implies that you're hiding something.

Luckily, the officer in the next room – "Sellus Gravius", Ergalla had called him – seemed decidedly uninterested in my expression, guilty or otherwise. In fact, he didn't register me at all. Instead, he was bent over a pile of paperwork, and the sound of low swearing made me suspect that here was someone who shared my view on bureaucracy and the triplicate form.

It would have made me more charitably inclined towards him, except that he was – as said – an officer of the Imperial legion. I figured the torture was only just.

It was tempting to just leave him to it and slip out the next door, but I suspected that would get me into far more trouble in the long run. So I cleared my throat.

Then coughed.

Then said, "Excuse me."

When I was wondering whether I would have to go over and shake him – always a thing to think twice about with an armed man – he finally looked up and blinked at seeing me standing there.

"Oh, right. You'd be... you'd be... I'm sure I have a letter about you in here. Somewhere." He looked through his pile of documents for a moment, then seemed to give up. "Anyway. Why didn't you say something instead of just standing there?"

Given that I had said something, I thought this accusation was rather unfair, but kept this to myself. Imperial officers can get quite upset when contradicted. Instead, I told him, "Are you Sellus Gravius? If you are, I'm to give you these papers."

"Yes, that's me. Knight Errant of the Imperial Legion – not that that gets me much but paperwork these days." He took the forms I'd painstakingly filled out and glanced over them briefly. I probably could have left them claiming I was Breton and he wouldn't have noticed. "Yes, this all seems to be in order. Now what was I supposed to do with you again... oh, right!" Apparently, Gravius had found the letter about me. Everyone seemed to have letters regarding me. It was disturbing.

He fished around on his desk and handed me a sealed package. "Take this package to Caius Cosades in Balmora. I don't know where he lives exactly but someone in Balmora should know, so ask around."

"Excuse me, but... Balmora?" I asked, confused.

"Oh, right, you're new. Balmora is a town up north from here, ask in the tradehouse for directions. Or you could take the silt strider. Quite reliable transport for a flea that's as big as a house."

So that hadn't been a hallucination after all. I wasn't sure whether to be happy that my wits weren't entirely addled or terrified that the giant flea did, after all, exist – and was apparently used as transport?

"Oh, and take this as well," Gravius continued, dropping a small pouch into my hands. The way it clinked was very, very familiar. "It's your release fee."

I stared. I seemed to be doing a lot of that today, but this definitely warranted it. Getting money from the Imperial Legion? And – I hefted the pouch – a not inconsiderable amount? From the weight, it was probably at least sixty drakes!

"Ah. T-thank you," I stumbled over the words, feeling completely off balance. It was enough to make a girl almost feel guilty about robbing the place.

Almost being the key word here.

"Yes, yes." Gravius had turned his attention back to his paperwork with a sigh. "I'm afraid I can't talk any longer, I really need to get back to this supply request. So if you'd excuse me..."

"Of course." I turned towards the door, then paused. Before, part two of my grand plan had seemed flawless and brilliant. Now, I wasn't so sure about it. But I ploughed ahead with it anyway.

"By the way... is the room back there supposed to be empty like that?"

Gravius' gaze snapped up. For the first time in the whole conversation, his entire attention was fixed on me. "What did you say?"

I shrank back. "The room. Back there. I thought it was odd that it was empty, and, and the chest on the shelf looked as if someone had broken into..." my voice trailed off as Gravius slowly stood up.

"No. That room is not supposed to be empty. That room is supposed to contain our food for the next several days, and the official Legion silverware, and the weekly... liquor... excuse me. I think I need to check on something." And he was gone.

I almost let out a sigh of relief – Gravius' full attention was a disturbing thing to have fixed upon you, and I was left with the distinct impression that this was a very dangerous man. However, dangerous or not he certainly wasn't telepathic, and what I'd done should muddy the waters a bit. I'd heard the guard with Ergalla mention that no one had been in the room since very early in the morning, so that left them with quite a large time frame in which the theft could have taken place. And I should be their last suspect now – after all, hadn't I reported the theft to the guards? And hadn't I left the place empty-handed save for what Gravius had given me?

I strolled out into the sunlight and had to suppress the urge to whistle.

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Kazaera   Sleeper in the Cave   Aug 18 2010, 06:37 PM
hazmick   Hello, this a really good start to what I hope is ...   Aug 18 2010, 07:09 PM
haute ecole rider   Though I've never played MW, I've read eno...   Aug 18 2010, 07:56 PM
treydog   Already I am in love with this story. And it usua...   Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM
Helena   Ah, another humorous Morrowind story! I have c...   Aug 18 2010, 09:39 PM
SubRosa   A fun start to what looks like a very enjoyable ro...   Aug 18 2010, 10:24 PM
Kazaera   @everyone - thank you for the feedback! :D I...   Aug 18 2010, 11:32 PM
haute ecole rider   To answer your question, I update mine every other...   Aug 19 2010, 12:59 AM
Acadian   Welcome to the Arena, Kaz. Nicely done. I enjoy ...   Aug 19 2010, 02:00 AM
hazmick   I posted my first 3 installments in quick successi...   Aug 19 2010, 02:01 AM
SubRosa   As h.e.o. said, I also update mine every other day...   Aug 19 2010, 02:04 AM
Olen   Excellent piece, another funny one which is nice t...   Aug 19 2010, 08:35 PM
Kazaera   Thanks for the info, everyone! I think I can m...   Aug 20 2010, 06:46 AM
Helena   The bureaucrat, an elderly Imperial, started talki...   Aug 20 2010, 08:36 PM
Olen   But Adryn is missing the point... beaurocracy is f...   Aug 20 2010, 11:03 AM
hazmick   A brilliant depiction of the guards. Olen is right...   Aug 20 2010, 01:33 PM
haute ecole rider   Your description of the whole arrival on the islan...   Aug 20 2010, 03:53 PM
treydog   Note to self- remember to NOT read this at work...   Aug 20 2010, 04:09 PM
SubRosa   Another fun episode. Ergalla and legionary really ...   Aug 20 2010, 04:37 PM
mALX   A fun read! I know very little about Morrowin...   Aug 20 2010, 07:38 PM
Acadian   Let me ask your forgiveness and thank you for you...   Aug 20 2010, 11:22 PM
hazmick   brilliant, Adryn is left alone for a few minutes a...   Aug 22 2010, 10:55 PM
haute ecole rider   And I'm sure a lot of senior NCO's share ...   Aug 23 2010, 12:05 AM
treydog   You skewer yet another inconsistency perfectly- th...   Aug 23 2010, 12:47 AM
SubRosa   Clever plan by Adryn to rob the Census office blin...   Aug 23 2010, 01:40 AM
Acadian   So THAT's why she should be guarded and escort...   Aug 23 2010, 01:58 AM
Olen   :D I laughed numerous times. Adryn is a great ch...   Aug 24 2010, 11:41 AM
mALX   Really good character development !!!   Aug 25 2010, 01:36 AM
Kazaera   Am home! Home home home! (Am also jetlagge...   Aug 25 2010, 06:35 PM
hazmick   Brilliant, I think Adryn has made quite an impress...   Aug 25 2010, 06:47 PM
haute ecole rider   Welcome home! Now get better! The verb te...   Aug 25 2010, 07:00 PM
treydog   First- get well soon! 'Cause if you'r...   Aug 25 2010, 07:55 PM
Olen   I liked this, I even liked Fargoth, if that's ...   Aug 25 2010, 09:12 PM
Acadian   What better foundation for a story could there po...   Aug 26 2010, 02:34 AM
SubRosa   I couldn't very well grab the sack and walk st...   Aug 26 2010, 05:13 PM
Kazaera   All right, there might be something of a wait befo...   Aug 31 2010, 12:18 AM
SubRosa   Lots of fun, and a clever plot by Arille and Fargo...   Aug 31 2010, 01:32 AM
mALX   This gets better with each chapter! Your char...   Aug 31 2010, 01:34 AM
treydog   First- Adryn and Maxical- together? :blink: :...   Aug 31 2010, 01:36 AM
haute ecole rider   You had me at Then it only got better. I see tre...   Aug 31 2010, 03:01 AM
Acadian   Yes, still bubbly delightful. :P   Aug 31 2010, 03:24 AM
hazmick   Hilarious, my laptop is now covered in tea. :lol:   Aug 31 2010, 11:48 AM
Olen   Well all my favourite lines have been quoted so I ...   Aug 31 2010, 12:11 PM
Remko   I love your interpretation. Can't wait for her...   Sep 1 2010, 11:55 AM
treydog   It has come to this- I am reduced to rhyme. The o...   Sep 15 2010, 01:04 PM
Kazaera   Remember me? ...thought not. :-/ :-/o I am real...   Aug 7 2011, 08:07 PM
treydog   Remember? Did you say “remember”? I am thrilled...   Aug 7 2011, 10:03 PM
haute ecole rider   ninja'd by treydoggie again! Course I rem...   Aug 8 2011, 12:04 AM
Grits   Oh my gosh, hilarious. I love Adryn’s tone. I woul...   Aug 8 2011, 05:45 PM
Kazaera   @everyone - thanks for reviewing, and I am honoure...   Aug 8 2011, 06:25 PM
haute ecole rider   Hey! I wanna know why it took Adryn ten whole ...   Aug 8 2011, 08:45 PM
Kazaera   @Haute - you'll see in this post! She woul...   Aug 10 2011, 11:16 PM
haute ecole rider   Tell me about the backlog! I wrote the first 2...   Aug 11 2011, 12:48 AM
treydog   First- the greatest hits. Well- no. Actually, th...   Aug 11 2011, 01:37 AM
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haute ecole rider   I see that Adryn is capable of finding beauty in t...   Aug 13 2011, 12:13 AM
Kazaera   @Haute - yep, Adryn was very lucky! Although p...   Aug 15 2011, 07:23 PM
Kazaera   ...so is anyone still reading this? :huh: Last ...   Aug 18 2011, 06:32 PM
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Kazaera   @Grits - Well, Adryn has certain *expectations* of...   Aug 27 2011, 11:26 PM
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Kazaera   @haute: Adryn has this amazing ability to screw up...   Sep 5 2011, 08:17 PM
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Grits   I surprised myself with how intensely I enjoyed th...   Sep 6 2011, 02:33 PM
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haute ecole rider   That old Dunmer's about as adept at navigation...   Sep 15 2011, 02:07 PM
Grits   I'd really hoped to be able to stay in town fo...   Sep 17 2011, 02:41 PM
Kazaera   @Haute: Trust me, Adryn wishes she were that nice....   Sep 17 2011, 11:44 PM
Grits   Argh! Well at least Adryn didn't get an op...   Sep 19 2011, 11:52 PM
Kazaera   @Grits - ...I should probably point out here that ...   Sep 21 2011, 11:27 PM
Grits   And some rocks thrown into the lake, although I di...   Sep 24 2011, 01:46 PM
Kazaera   @Grits - yeeaaah, Adryn doesn't do outdoors ve...   Sep 25 2011, 06:53 PM
haute ecole rider   I truly hate these "Special" powers...   Sep 25 2011, 09:10 PM
Grits   "Do all the work for me while I take a nap s...   Sep 28 2011, 02:54 PM
Kazaera   @haute ecole rider - I know! I'm dreadful ...   Sep 30 2011, 08:39 PM
haute ecole rider   Hey! It's okay to hijack NPC's! If...   Sep 30 2011, 09:52 PM
Grits   I imagined a really big bumblebee the first time I...   Oct 1 2011, 12:10 PM
Kazaera   @haute ecole rider: Oh, I'm not apologising...   Oct 4 2011, 08:21 PM
Grits   I heartily endorse cooking any dead animal that lo...   Oct 5 2011, 10:52 PM
Thomas Kaira   Ah, I love me some humorous Morrowind storytelling...   Oct 9 2011, 03:45 PM
Kazaera   @Grits: I'm sort of undecided as to whether ma...   Oct 10 2011, 09:53 AM
Grits   I had the same thoughts about how to write element...   Oct 10 2011, 11:52 AM
Thomas Kaira   Yes, my stab at the dreugh who walks of land was a...   Oct 10 2011, 08:42 PM
Kazaera   Thanks for the links on land dreugh! And - I a...   Oct 14 2011, 01:13 PM
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