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Kazaera
post Aug 18 2010, 06:37 PM
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Welcome, all and sundry, to Sleeper in the Cave - the tale of Adryn, a... you know, any capped biography I give you here won't do her justice. Instead, have the...
Summary: Adryn really doesn't know what she's doing on this land with oversized wildlife, natives who think giant fleas are good forms of transport, and Imperial spymasters so skooma-addled they think she's spy material, but she has every intention of surviving the rampant stupidity of everyone around her. However, she doesn't know that by setting foot on the island she's set into motion events that cannot be stopped...

I'm trying to make this easier to read in one go, so... chapter links follow, each chapter will have the different parts linked, and each section will have a link to the previous and next unless I forget. You can also read the whole thing on Fanfiction.net or the Archive of Our Own, but note that those will generally be lagging behind the Chorrol thread in terms of updates (I only post a chapter once it's been posted in total here, and sometimes I forget).

Chapter 1: 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5, 1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.9
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Interlude I

Now, with no further ado:

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Chapter 1

I was dreaming.

Most people cannot tell when they are dreaming, and I admit I am usually inexcusably lax when it comes to this matter as well. Why, just a few weeks ago I had dreamt of being Archmage of the Mages' Guild and ordering all my underlings to pick cats from trees when they were ripe because we needed new apprentices... and not realised the impossible nature of it all until after I'd woken up. Shameful! However, this time there were several things that led me to cleverly deduce I was, in fact, asleep and my current situation a product of my subconscious mind.

First of all, I was in the middle of a mountain range, looking at a large volcano. The ground was grey and ashy, the only vegetation twisted trees, black branches grasping at the sky. Lava pools dotted the landscape, giving the whole scene an eerie glow.

Now, although it all looked rather fantastic I was perfectly happy to accept this place might exist somewhere, but my presence in it was another matter. I should not be seeing anything except my own personal cell in the Imperial City prison, and very occasionally my jailer - much though I'd rather forget that sight. Let me just say the sloppy gruel I was served twice a day, with its unidentifiable lumps and disturbing tendency to seem to move every time I looked away, was infinitely more attractive and charismatic. And although I'd told him I'd appreciate a change of decor, I'd more been thinking of wallpaper and maybe a potted plant.

Secondly, the sky was red. And by that I don't mean some poetic exaggeration of a sunset - the entire sky was a bright, vivid, uniform crimson. It looked as if someone had spilled a sea of blood among the stars. Wisps of grey clouds raced across it, forming strange patterns. For a moment, I thought I saw a face, screaming...

Apparently, I'd been so occupied keeping my track of my conscious thoughts that I'd sorely neglected my unconscious. If it was going to throw blood skies and clouds in agony at me, we were definitely going to have to have a talk.

Lastly...

I looked down. Several hundred feet below me, a tree looked as if it was about to rip itself out of the ground and hunt unwary passersby for dinner.

If I could fly, I really thought I would have noticed that earlier.

"You know," I said out loud, "If I'm going to dream, I would like to dream about something pleasant. Something like... Summerset Isle." I'd seen a drawing of it in a book once and been struck by the beauty. "Although I suppose it must be full of snooty Altmer. Or I could dream about managing a daring escape from prison underneath the guards' noses. Or... I know! A secret tunnel built into my cell and a bunch of... Blades, yes, Blades need to use it, and I escape behind them." That seemed the right sort of incredibly improbable fantasy for a dream.

I closed my eyes, focused on the image of the wall of my cell swinging back and a group of Blades and... why not, if you're going to fantasise you might as well do it properly... the Emperor dashing through it. Opened them again.

Volcano.

I shook my head at it sadly. "This really won't do, you know. You seem to be misunderstanding something here - I'm the one that makes the rules. I'm sure you're a very nice volcano, but I'd like to see daring escapes. This is my dream and I don't hold with rebellion."

"Your dream?"

I shrieked. The voice was just a sibilant whisper, but it seemed to be coming from everywhere and nowhere at once, seemed to be composed of thousands of voices all layered on top of each other, and even after it had finished speaking the echoes lingered in the air.

"This is not your dream, foolish child. I am the one that has brought you here and you. Will. Listen." The voice kept growing, filling the air like a gong. I clapped my hands over my ears, but to my horror it didn't do anything - it was as if the sound was coming from inside my head.

"I'm listening! I'm listening!" I screamed. My voice sounded tinny and hollow compared to the... other one.

"Good." The voice paused for a moment. My panting breath echoed loudly in the stillness.

"Wake up!" Another voice, this one, as hollow as mine - a pebble compared to an avalanche, impossible to focus on.

"The preparations are complete. You have been taken from the Imperial City, to the east, as it should be. Fear not, for I am watchful." I could barely think, but managed to dimly wonder how exactly that last sentence was supposed to make me feel less afraid. "Soon, you will arrive. Soon, you will fulfill your promise."

That was too much. "What promise?" I shouted, hands dropping from my head to ball into fists at my side. "I haven't promised you anything! I don't make promises as a matter of principle, it can't possibly have been me who, who did whatever you're talking about you have the wrong person-"

"It has already begun." Despite the sheer overpowering alien nature of the voice, I could tell there was a strange note of satisfaction in it.

A soft crackling noise made me glance down - then I stared in horror. My hands were changing. The very bones were shifting, cracking and then rehealing as they grew in ways nature had never meant them to. My skin was writhing, puffing outwards and its colour was slowly, ever-so-slowly growing lighter, yellowish, metallic-

"You're dreaming, wake-"

"Wake. Up."

I came awake with a start, still caught in the dreamworld. That changed when I jerked myself into a sitting position and-

"Ow!"

I let myself fall back onto the floor with a groan and rubbed my head with one hand - although on the whole stars were preferable to volcanos, I'd prefer not to see either when I closed my eyes. Apparently, my cell had suddenly gained a very low ceiling.

"Typical. Sleeps through the entire voyage, including the storm last night where I thought the ship was about to go under, and then decides to get up the precise instant I'm leaning over her. Just typical." Or maybe it wasn't the ceiling I'd cracked my head against.

Or, for that matter, my cell I was in.

"Sorry about that," I croaked. My throat felt as though I had screamed myself hoarse.

"You almost broke my nose," the voice complained. Dimly, I recognised that it was the second voice from the... dream. "Do you know how long it took me to get it into this shape? Just crooked enough to be mysterious and give me the look of a proper, dashing rogue straight out of the romance novels without being disfiguring. You almost ruined it!"

"Are you saying," I asked weakly, "that you break your nose regularly? For the sake of... attracting ladies?"

"And now you're insinuating I'm crazy enough to break my nose on purpose!" A pause. "I got a friend to do it."

The stars were gone, so I felt quite justified in carefully opening an eye and gauging the appearance of my new, eccentric, roommate. Immediately after, I opened the other one to stare.

The man – no, the mer – was leaning against a wall. His head was bald and covered in tattoos, his nose slightly crooked without being offputting, giving him – I admit – a rather debonair look, even if the rough clothes detracted from it somewhat. His eyes-

And here came the reason I was staring. His eyes were as red and his skin as grey as my own.

Fragmented images from the nightmare swirled back into my mind and I stopped gawking in order to chance a quick glance down at myself. Yes, my skin was still grey, my hands the same shape they'd always been. Gawking could resume presently.

"Your judgement of the matter, m'lady?" the other dark elf said, and I realised he thought I'd been staring at his nose.

"It suits you," I told him quickly. Considering how fed up I'd always become when people stared at me, I didn't want to do the same to anyone else. Especially considering he was the same race I saw every time I looked in the mirror, even if I didn't often see it outside of one. How embarrassing! "Good look, although the clothes don't exactly scream 'storybook hero'. And if you really got someone to break your nose for it, you're mad."

"Unfortunately, prisoners have never been given the finest selection of clothing. It's always 'sack, sack with holes or sack with more holes – take your pick.' Terrible shame, that," he answered, his face falling mournfully. "And as for the nose, well... I did – in a way. A friend certainly did break my nose, and he informed me later that I had been asking for it. Namely, by saying what I said about his sister, and by being too drunk to dodge."

"What you said about his sister? If it was some slander, I may have to stop speaking to you," I said, raising an eyebrow.

"I was perfectly courteous!" he protested. "Well, perhaps a bit too courteous, if you understand what I mean. My friend has always been a bit... overprotective, and when I expressed interest..."

"Say no more." I could imagine the scene very clearly in my mind's eye, and suddenly had a difficult time suppressing laughter.

"Indeed, I shall stop dwelling on such past flames and give proper attention to the present one." He bowed, a gesture that looked particularly ridiculous given his clothes, my clothes (in no better condition than his) and our surroundings, which, although not my cell, were just as bare of any amenities - I sadly noted the lack of wallpaper and potted plant. I'd really wanted that potted plant. "My name is Jiub. What would yours be, oh fair lady Nosebreaker?"

"Adryn. And I didn't break your nose!" I protested.

"Came very close, if my chin hadn't been in the way... anyway," Jiub sighed, the comedic manner dropping away, making him look much older and more tired. "We should be reaching Morrowind soon. I'm sure they'll let us go."

It was my second big shock in as many minutes. "Excuse me, did you just say Morrowind?"

"Well, obviously, since that's where the ship's bound for – oh wait, you've been asleep since before you boarded, haven't you?"

"There may have been some magic involved," I said defensively.

"Oh, I was sure that there was magic involved. Or possibly that you were on the brink of death. We've been travelling for three days now, you see."

The news that I'd slept for three days – at least – wasn't nearly as disturbing as it should have been; I suppose three shocks in as many minutes were where my mind went on strike.

"Anyway, yes. This ship is headed for Morrowind."

Morrowind. I stared – past Jiub this time. It was a place I knew next to nothing about. I knew it was in the far north-east of the Empire, one of the remotest provinces. And, of course, I knew one other thing, one that had always fascinated me deeply – it was the home of the dark elves.

I hadn't the faintest idea why I was on a ship – and now that Jiub had told me, I realised the shape of the room we were in and the rocking motion should have told me immediately that was where I was; I blamed grogginess from the long sleep – heading to Morrowind of all places.

Heading east.

I shivered as the words from my dream floated to the top of my mind... you have been taken to the east. You will fulfill your promise. then shook my head, trying to drive them out of my thoughts. It wouldn't matter at all where we were heading, I told myself. One Imperial prison was much like another, after all, and as for the dream? I'd probably just reacted badly to the magic they'd used to induce sleep.

It has already begun...

Just my imagination, I told myself firmly.

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post Aug 31 2010, 12:18 AM
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All right, there might be something of a wait before the next part - I'm all healed up but have got a bit stuck on editing *and* ended up unfortunately obsessed with Doctor Who. *sigh* I'll try to get back to this when I can, but it might take a while. sad.gif

@hazmick - indeed, all of the foes Adryn needs to confront, the stairs are indubitably the most fearsome. ohmy.gif

@haute ecole rider - thanks for the pointing out of errors, all fixed now! And Hrisskar will get his come-uppance, I'm sure, even if not in the form of an Adryn punch.

@treydog - you know, when you said "our dear kitty" the first thing I imagined was Adryn and Maxical teaming up and I'm not actually sure the universe would survive that. blink.gif

@Olen - I like Fargoth! Although I seem to be the only one, I've never quite understood what people dislike about him so much. This was something of an attempt at rehabilitation on my part, I admit. And, yeah, I figured that although nobody cares about it ingame robbing the Census office would actually probably be seen as something of a crime...

@Acadian - thanks! biggrin.gif I like the way the story goes too (especially since frankly, at this point I think everyone knows the rough outline of most quests.) But who knows, there might exist strange people who object.

@SubRosa - thank you! Yeah, no cheap taking advantage of game mechanics for Adryn, she's going to have to do things the hard way.

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Chapter 1.5

At the top there was, in fact, a small storage room, empty and obviously unused for quite some time.

I let my sack fall to the ground with a sigh. Arrille, then Fargoth entered the room as I shook out my arms, which were informing me that they had got used to lazy lounging about in prison and did not hold with this sort of strenuous activity. Painfully. Fargoth closed the door behind him carefully, then hopped up to sit on a large crate. I covered my nose when I saw the dust billow up, but he didn't seem to mind.

"There, that should do it," he said. "Now you two can bargain and no one will wonder what's taking so long. After all, Fussy Fargoth needs to have things just right." He grinned wryly.

"Doesn't it bother you?" I asked him.

"Oh, Hrisskar is just a big bully. And besides, I do get a little particular about how I want things. But just a little!" he added hastily. Next to him, Arrille started coughing loudly.

"Dear me, Arrille, that sounds like a nasty cold you're coming down with," I said. "Are you sure you're feeling quite well enough to bargain?"

"Oh, don't worry about me. The dust, is all. Should tidy this room more often. Now," he straightened, his demeanour growing serious, "Fargoth tells me you have items you'd like to sell. Items acquired from a nearby Imperial outpost under, shall we say, a loose interpretation of the law." I nodded, wincing. Two people already who knew of my criminal enterprises, this did not bode well for my future career. "Now although I usually don't look well on such activities, I could make an exception for a clearly good-hearted young lass who's been helping my good friend Fargoth, and one who's been a nuisance to the Imperials up at the Census office instead of any of us townsfolk."

By Arrille's scowl, Fargoth hadn't been exaggerating much when he'd said everyone in town hated the local Imperials. I was beginning to think I could run through the town stark naked at noon and paint 'URIEL SEPTIM IS THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF A MONKEY AND A SLOAD WHO COMMITS UNSPEAKABLE ACTS WITH SHEEP' on the walls and none of the citizens would report me.

...not that I was planning on doing this, understand. I mean, I like wearing clothes. Clothes are my close, personal friends. And noon? Not a good time. Besides, you know, if you're going to go the graffiti route it's best to go all the way - none of that 'unspeakable acts' business.

"...so that should settle it." Oops. Arrille was still talking, and it sounded as if he'd just said something important.

"Sorry, I didn't catch that?"

"I said, I'll probably go to the Census and Excise Office sometime tomorrow, if they don't stop by before then," Arrille repeated patiently. "A Nord sold it to me, big, strong-looking fellow. Kept his hood up, but sounded rather like Hrisskar Flat-Foot to me. Wouldn't be the first time he's pulled something like this, and I happen to know he was skulking around town today - probably trying to find Fargoth's stash again."

"Stash?" I asked.

"He seems to think I've got some kind of treasure chest hidden away in the swamp somewhere," Fargoth shrugged. "Honestly, as if I have any valuables left to my name in between Flat-Foot and the other soldiers. You saw what happened to my ring." I saw Arrille shoot him a sharp look from the corner of my eye, and suspected this might not be quite accurate. Not that I could particularly blame him; after all, I'd only known him for an hour, if that, and he knew I was a thief. "It does mean he'll probably be trying to poke his nose in here, trying to figure out just what 'belongings' you brought over."

"All the better," Arrille said firmly. "It'll make him look more suspicious. With luck, this will get him out of our hair entirely. And if I take it to Sellus Gravius, he'll feel obliged to cover my losses and pay for the items. A good sort, that Gravius. Pity the others aren't like him. Besides," his tone grew thoughtful, "if this does let us get rid of that Flat-foot we'll most certainly owe you something..."

I shook my head. "All right, I'm confused. What exactly does all this mean?"

"It means, young la- Adryn," he amended at my frosty look, "that I hear you have some goods you wish to sell me."

A classical way to open bargaining. I grinned. "As it so happens, I have... acquired... some items." I started taking things out of the sack. "For instance, this fine set of silverware."

Arrille looked distinctly unimpressed. "Fine? Rather an exaggeration, don't you think? But who knows, maybe someone will be near-sighted enough to believe these don't belong in the nearest junkheap... I'll give you seventy drakes for them."

Did I really look that green?

"Seventy? I'm insulted, truly insulted! Look at this craftsmanship, this polish – and feel how smooth it is, not a dent or a scratch. Seventy, I say! A septim and twenty and no less!"

"A septim and twenty? One hundred twenty drakes for that measly piece of tin? No dents, I'll give you that, but only because they've all been hammered out. But craftsmanship? Hardly! Eighty drakes and no more!"

And we were off. Bargaining, when you do it right, is as much sport as anything else. Fargoth certainly seemed to think so, at any rate - he listened to us with wide eyes and a delighted grin on his face. When one of us pulled off a particularly clever maneuver, he would break into brief applause.

"Whose side are you on?" Arrille asked him in mock outrage after Fargoth congratulated me on managing to talk him up to a round septim for the silverware.

"I am a neutral observer. I am on no one's side," Fargoth said with an attempt at an air of dignity, one which would have worked better if his feet hadn't been dangling. It all reminded me of watching the traders on market day when I was a little girl...

Well, to make a long story short, after a while we settled on three and a half septims for all my illicitly gotten goods. Arrille looked as if he were rather regretting this agreement, so I decided to cheer him up with some purchases.

Arrille frowned when I suggested going downstairs for the next stage of our bargaining. "That could be a mite difficult... did you even have any money apart from what you st- acquired at the Census office?"

I wasn't sure where this was heading, but my usual reflex when I was asked things like this was to lie, lie and lie some more. Still, I did owe Fargoth and Arrille. "Actually, Sellus Gravius gave me ninety drakes-" I clamped my mouth shut, horrified at myself. Telling them I had money, all right, but why tell them where I'd got it from? Now there'd be questions-

"Oh. You're one of those." Arrille's eyes narrowed, and Fargoth stared at me.

"Those?"

"It started, oh, one or two months ago. Every few weeks, the Imperials release a prisoner from the mainland here. Far as we can tell, they're usually in for minor, or at least not violent, crimes - theft, that sort of thing." I blushed - that example had not been chosen randomly, I knew. "They get given a bit of money, then sent up to Balmora." I flinched. Arrille nodded, looking satisfied. "You too, I take it?"

I nodded, deep in thought.

To be entirely truthful, my first reaction was relief. Now, most people's first reaction to being told they are embroiled in what sounded like some sort of byzantine Imperial scheme where poor innocent... mostly innocent... not that guilty people are moved around like, like one of those stones for the board games people play in the High Rock markets which I never had the patience to sit down and learn - well, anyway, their reaction would not be relief, not if they had any sense. And although the sense thing can be argued on my part, mine usually would not be either.

No, the reason I was relieved was that if I was one of a group, it was highly unlikely the Emperor was, in fact, personally interested in me.

After all, even if the Emperor himself was at the heart of said byzantine Imperial scheme he surely put unimportant work like selecting suitable pawns in the hands of subordinates. Right?

Right?

The Nine save me, I was doomed.

"So," Fargoth said. He'd hopped off the crate to stand next to Arrille. I inched back a bit upon seeing the united front. "I take it you don't care to tell us what's going on?"

All right. That was just too much.

I exploded. "Going on? What in the name of Ysgramor and his Five Hundred makes you think I have any idea what's going on? I woke up this morning on a ship hundreds of miles away from where I went to sleep with no idea how I'd got there or why, nobody's told me anything except 'go here, do that, fill out these forms.' I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm confused, I have no idea what I'm doing here, I've never even set foot on Morrowind before and you ask me what's going on? You, you inbred excuses for cowardly dogs who'd give Alduin indigestion-"

"All right, all right, all right!" Fargoth interrupted me before I could properly get going. "We understand. You don't know what's going on. Er, please calm down. I don't think you're supposed to be able to turn that colour."

...skin bubbling its hue changing it has already begun-

"Or that one, for that matter. Sit down, you've gone all... light grey."

I sat on the proffered crate and tried thinking of... plants. Beautiful, beautiful plants. Flowers. Ferns. Black trees in a volcanic wasteland while- no. "Thank you. Um. What were we talking about?"

There was a moment's collective silence.

"...well," Arrille said, "the issue is that we need to make sure you're not seen buying things with more money than you're meant to have. That sort of thing could lead to inconvenient questions, if you get my meaning. I'll sell you what I can, but best for you to get to Balmora and do your shopping there."

I was beginning to wish I could kidnap Arrille and take him with me. He thought of these things called 'consequences'. I'd always had a little trouble with those.

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edited: ha ha, autocensor, very funny.

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Kazaera   Sleeper in the Cave   Aug 18 2010, 06:37 PM
hazmick   Hello, this a really good start to what I hope is ...   Aug 18 2010, 07:09 PM
haute ecole rider   Though I've never played MW, I've read eno...   Aug 18 2010, 07:56 PM
treydog   Already I am in love with this story. And it usua...   Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM
Helena   Ah, another humorous Morrowind story! I have c...   Aug 18 2010, 09:39 PM
SubRosa   A fun start to what looks like a very enjoyable ro...   Aug 18 2010, 10:24 PM
Kazaera   @everyone - thank you for the feedback! :D I...   Aug 18 2010, 11:32 PM
haute ecole rider   To answer your question, I update mine every other...   Aug 19 2010, 12:59 AM
Acadian   Welcome to the Arena, Kaz. Nicely done. I enjoy ...   Aug 19 2010, 02:00 AM
hazmick   I posted my first 3 installments in quick successi...   Aug 19 2010, 02:01 AM
SubRosa   As h.e.o. said, I also update mine every other day...   Aug 19 2010, 02:04 AM
Olen   Excellent piece, another funny one which is nice t...   Aug 19 2010, 08:35 PM
Kazaera   Thanks for the info, everyone! I think I can m...   Aug 20 2010, 06:46 AM
Helena   The bureaucrat, an elderly Imperial, started talki...   Aug 20 2010, 08:36 PM
Olen   But Adryn is missing the point... beaurocracy is f...   Aug 20 2010, 11:03 AM
hazmick   A brilliant depiction of the guards. Olen is right...   Aug 20 2010, 01:33 PM
haute ecole rider   Your description of the whole arrival on the islan...   Aug 20 2010, 03:53 PM
treydog   Note to self- remember to NOT read this at work...   Aug 20 2010, 04:09 PM
SubRosa   Another fun episode. Ergalla and legionary really ...   Aug 20 2010, 04:37 PM
mALX   A fun read! I know very little about Morrowin...   Aug 20 2010, 07:38 PM
Acadian   Let me ask your forgiveness and thank you for you...   Aug 20 2010, 11:22 PM
Kazaera   @Olen - Adryn doesn't agree with you, I'm ...   Aug 22 2010, 10:27 PM
hazmick   brilliant, Adryn is left alone for a few minutes a...   Aug 22 2010, 10:55 PM
haute ecole rider   And I'm sure a lot of senior NCO's share ...   Aug 23 2010, 12:05 AM
treydog   You skewer yet another inconsistency perfectly- th...   Aug 23 2010, 12:47 AM
SubRosa   Clever plan by Adryn to rob the Census office blin...   Aug 23 2010, 01:40 AM
Acadian   So THAT's why she should be guarded and escort...   Aug 23 2010, 01:58 AM
Olen   :D I laughed numerous times. Adryn is a great ch...   Aug 24 2010, 11:41 AM
mALX   Really good character development !!!   Aug 25 2010, 01:36 AM
Kazaera   Am home! Home home home! (Am also jetlagge...   Aug 25 2010, 06:35 PM
hazmick   Brilliant, I think Adryn has made quite an impress...   Aug 25 2010, 06:47 PM
haute ecole rider   Welcome home! Now get better! The verb te...   Aug 25 2010, 07:00 PM
treydog   First- get well soon! 'Cause if you'r...   Aug 25 2010, 07:55 PM
Olen   I liked this, I even liked Fargoth, if that's ...   Aug 25 2010, 09:12 PM
Acadian   What better foundation for a story could there po...   Aug 26 2010, 02:34 AM
SubRosa   I couldn't very well grab the sack and walk st...   Aug 26 2010, 05:13 PM
SubRosa   Lots of fun, and a clever plot by Arille and Fargo...   Aug 31 2010, 01:32 AM
mALX   This gets better with each chapter! Your char...   Aug 31 2010, 01:34 AM
treydog   First- Adryn and Maxical- together? :blink: :...   Aug 31 2010, 01:36 AM
haute ecole rider   You had me at Then it only got better. I see tre...   Aug 31 2010, 03:01 AM
Acadian   Yes, still bubbly delightful. :P   Aug 31 2010, 03:24 AM
hazmick   Hilarious, my laptop is now covered in tea. :lol:   Aug 31 2010, 11:48 AM
Olen   Well all my favourite lines have been quoted so I ...   Aug 31 2010, 12:11 PM
Remko   I love your interpretation. Can't wait for her...   Sep 1 2010, 11:55 AM
treydog   It has come to this- I am reduced to rhyme. The o...   Sep 15 2010, 01:04 PM
Kazaera   Remember me? ...thought not. :-/ :-/o I am real...   Aug 7 2011, 08:07 PM
treydog   Remember? Did you say “remember”? I am thrilled...   Aug 7 2011, 10:03 PM
haute ecole rider   ninja'd by treydoggie again! Course I rem...   Aug 8 2011, 12:04 AM
Grits   Oh my gosh, hilarious. I love Adryn’s tone. I woul...   Aug 8 2011, 05:45 PM
Kazaera   @everyone - thanks for reviewing, and I am honoure...   Aug 8 2011, 06:25 PM
haute ecole rider   Hey! I wanna know why it took Adryn ten whole ...   Aug 8 2011, 08:45 PM
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haute ecole rider   Tell me about the backlog! I wrote the first 2...   Aug 11 2011, 12:48 AM
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haute ecole rider   I see that Adryn is capable of finding beauty in t...   Aug 13 2011, 12:13 AM
Kazaera   @Haute - yep, Adryn was very lucky! Although p...   Aug 15 2011, 07:23 PM
Kazaera   ...so is anyone still reading this? :huh: Last ...   Aug 18 2011, 06:32 PM
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Grits   Now, I admit I was judging on first sight so maybe...   Aug 29 2011, 02:08 PM
Kazaera   @Grits - yeah, I think Adryn is really starting to...   Aug 30 2011, 11:07 PM
haute ecole rider   I have soooo enjoyed Adryn's induction into th...   Aug 31 2011, 01:48 AM
Grits   I took a moment, then realised that 'the Dunme...   Aug 31 2011, 06:23 PM
Kazaera   @haute ecole rider Adryn is ecstatic that for once...   Sep 2 2011, 10:53 PM
haute ecole rider   You're entitled to some leeway! After all,...   Sep 3 2011, 12:03 AM
Kazaera   @haute: Adryn has this amazing ability to screw up...   Sep 5 2011, 08:17 PM
haute ecole rider   An all-too-familiar feeling after seven years of ...   Sep 5 2011, 10:11 PM
Grits   I surprised myself with how intensely I enjoyed th...   Sep 6 2011, 02:33 PM
Kazaera   @haute: Not something I can say from experience, b...   Sep 8 2011, 09:52 PM
Grits   "She says it is a secret recipe." ...   Sep 10 2011, 12:41 AM
Kazaera   @Grits: Two kindred spirits have found each other,...   Sep 11 2011, 09:13 PM
haute ecole rider   Hey! Never apologize for spending time on what...   Sep 11 2011, 09:54 PM
Grits   Most of my favorite episodes in peoples’ stories c...   Sep 12 2011, 04:14 PM
Kazaera   Glad to know everyone is enjoying this and I'm...   Sep 14 2011, 11:27 PM
haute ecole rider   That old Dunmer's about as adept at navigation...   Sep 15 2011, 02:07 PM
Grits   I'd really hoped to be able to stay in town fo...   Sep 17 2011, 02:41 PM
Kazaera   @Haute: Trust me, Adryn wishes she were that nice....   Sep 17 2011, 11:44 PM
Grits   Argh! Well at least Adryn didn't get an op...   Sep 19 2011, 11:52 PM
Kazaera   @Grits - ...I should probably point out here that ...   Sep 21 2011, 11:27 PM
Grits   And some rocks thrown into the lake, although I di...   Sep 24 2011, 01:46 PM
Kazaera   @Grits - yeeaaah, Adryn doesn't do outdoors ve...   Sep 25 2011, 06:53 PM
haute ecole rider   I truly hate these "Special" powers...   Sep 25 2011, 09:10 PM
Grits   "Do all the work for me while I take a nap s...   Sep 28 2011, 02:54 PM
Kazaera   @haute ecole rider - I know! I'm dreadful ...   Sep 30 2011, 08:39 PM
haute ecole rider   Hey! It's okay to hijack NPC's! If...   Sep 30 2011, 09:52 PM
Grits   I imagined a really big bumblebee the first time I...   Oct 1 2011, 12:10 PM
Kazaera   @haute ecole rider: Oh, I'm not apologising...   Oct 4 2011, 08:21 PM
Grits   I heartily endorse cooking any dead animal that lo...   Oct 5 2011, 10:52 PM
Thomas Kaira   Ah, I love me some humorous Morrowind storytelling...   Oct 9 2011, 03:45 PM
Kazaera   @Grits: I'm sort of undecided as to whether ma...   Oct 10 2011, 09:53 AM
Grits   I had the same thoughts about how to write element...   Oct 10 2011, 11:52 AM
Thomas Kaira   Yes, my stab at the dreugh who walks of land was a...   Oct 10 2011, 08:42 PM
Kazaera   Thanks for the links on land dreugh! And - I a...   Oct 14 2011, 01:13 PM
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