Funny Moments In Fanfics, Post Your Favorite Funny Scene From Someone Else's Fic Options

[mALX]

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I'd like this thread to be used as a tribute to all the writers on the FanFic Forum here at Chorrol - please feel free to add any tidbits you find in anyone's story while reading!!





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I'll start off with one of my faves:


Tellie: The chronicles of Salina Delvanni



Lachance giving you a problem? Just tell him you'll go Tellie on his butt and watch him run, lol.


Here is a little sample of what Tellie did to Lachance in "The chronicles of Salina Delvanni" - I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life:

The man laughed a bit. "Thats true, but still you are a murderer, and I, I am Lucien Lachance, a speaker for the Dark Brotherhood, and a member of the Black Hand, and we would like to offer you a place amongst us".

I looked down at my hand for a moment, feeling rage mount up in me, but I concealed it as giddyness, "Yes..." I said as I rose up from the floor, and sheathed the dagger, with a swift movement I rammed my knee into his groin, and was pleased to hear him whimper in pain, as he dropped to the floor cluthing his lower areas..."YOU BROKE MY FINGERNAIL...NEVER BREAK A WOMAN'S FINGERNAIL" I yelled at him, and delivered another kick and was pleased to hear him whimper again 'poor bugger propably never been this humiliated before'I thought with a smirk.

Followed by this scene:

So”, a dark creepy voice awoke me, and true enough there stood Lucien Lachance, whom had now added what looked like metal plating in the crotch area of his black robe.

This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 12 2011, 06:26 PM

[mALX]

Another Treydog, from "Blood On The Moon"

Tymvaul In The Well

He did not answer, but stopped his circling long enough to pick up a small portrait from the fireplace mantle. He handed it to me with a pleading look in his brown eyes and panted, "Tymvaul." I glanced at the portrait and saw a younger version of the man who had now resumed his loping circuit of the room. Before I could ask any more questions, he darted outside with a series of sharp, wordless exclamations and a glance over his shoulder to see if I was following. When I stepped out the door, he raced around the side of the house, heading west. Again I followed, only to find him pacing back and forth beside a well. The structure was capped by a trapdoor secured with a stout padlock. Lassnr looked from the well to the portrait in my hands and shook his head spasmodically, uttering another series of sharp, wordless yelps. In between, I made out the words "Tymvaul" and "well."

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"And you are trying to tell me something about Tymvaul?" He nodded more vigorously, adding another yelp for good measure.

I was in hysterics reading it, this one never gets old !!!


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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 9 2011, 05:50 PM

[TheOtherRick]

Another Treydog, from "Blood On The Moon"

Tymvaul In The Well

He did not answer, but stopped his circling long enough to pick up a small portrait from the fireplace mantle. He handed it to me with a pleading look in his brown eyes and panted, "Tymvaul." I glanced at the portrait and saw a younger version of the man who had now resumed his loping circuit of the room. Before I could ask any more questions, he darted outside with a series of sharp, wordless exclamations and a glance over his shoulder to see if I was following. When I stepped out the door, he raced around the side of the house, heading west. Again I followed, only to find him pacing back and forth beside a well. The structure was capped by a trapdoor secured with a stout padlock. Lassnr looked from the well to the portrait in my hands and shook his head spasmodically, uttering another series of sharp, wordless yelps. In between, I made out the words "Tymvaul" and "well."

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"And you are trying to tell me something about Tymvaul?" He nodded more vigorously, adding another yelp for good measure.

I was in hysterics reading it, this one never gets old !!!


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That is funny...reminds me of a Super Bowl commercial