We hold these truths to be self-evident, Things We Should Have Known Before Trying Them Options

[mALX]

Here is mine, add yours !!!


Never eat Chinese Sweet and Sour Chicken while the odor of your wet dog is drifting up from below the table.


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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 14 2011, 06:35 PM

[mALX]

@ Grif11 - Better watch peanut butter too!

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@ TheOtherRick - That 10% that is using the signal probably have over large endowments (male or female does not matter) and it is bumping the turn signal when they turn their head to look which way they are about to turn.

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@ Ureniashtram - GAAAAAH !!! Never eat raw chicken - salmonella city !!! GAAAAK !!!

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@ Acadian - ROFL !!! Poor Mary !!! You have spilled her secret.

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@ King Coin - Try playing a card game. If they don't lay down ontop the cards, they run into the center of them and spin, throwing them everywhere. - Good one !!!

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@ TheOtherRick - I was going to mention keyboards, but saw you had beat me to it, lol.

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@ Tellie - Oh Tellie you are SOOOOO right about this !!! Bless your heart for being hurt, I hope you recooperated well !!!