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| mALX |
 Feb 14 2011, 06:29 PM
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Here is mine, add yours !!!
Never eat Chinese Sweet and Sour Chicken while the odor of your wet dog is drifting up from below the table. * This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 14 2011, 06:35 PM -------------------- |
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| ureniashtram |
Feb 20 2011, 05:17 PM
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 Knower  Joined: 12-October 09 From: The River Acheron to the Gates of Hell. |
Never mistake one party for another. PArticulary if they're near to each other. Let's just say that it is very awkward. Just as so when you start eating like its none of my business. "Umm.. I don't remember you being invited.. Heck, I don't even know who you are! "Don't be silly, you silly little wench! This is little Sammy's Birthday, no? Now, could you kindly pass that bowl of rice? I'm starving and you shall feed me." "... No. This is Holden' funeral party." "Oh. Well, let me finish this BBQ." "NO. GET OUT!!" That literally happened to me. Seriously. -------------------- Djinn: What wish would you like to have, young master?
Random dude: SUPA POWAZ! -- Djinn: Is there anything I could make true, lord? Old guy: .. Youth and charisma. -- Djinn: Your heart speaks of wanting. I could make it true, milord. Me: Hmmm. I wish to know what I want. Then you could hook me up in some insidious deal, spirit. |
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mALX We hold these truths to be self-evident Feb 14 2011, 06:29 PM
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