The Skyrim Enquirer, Unveiling the secrets of NPCs Options

[Grits]

The subject of marital infidelity came up in another thread. Er, in the game, I hasten to add. I have not witnessed this myself, but it’s widely reported that Camilla Valerius continues to entertain Faendal long after she marries someone else (you), either at her house if you live in Riverwood, or in Breezehome if you move to Whiterun.

The other inseparable couple that I’ve heard of is Aerin and Mjoll the Lioness. Even after you marry her, the guy just won’t give up. They say it’s a bug, I call it devotion.

And of course there’s Lydia’s relentless voyeurism. She won’t marry you, but she won’t get out of the bedroom. Make up your mind, lady. I wonder what would happen if you married Mjoll and moved to Whiterun? Would Lydia tell Aerin to pull up a chair?

[Grits]

Oh, wow. I’ve met the sweet and lovely Slygja (and earned her affection, who can resist her?), but never met Annekke. At least if you married Slygja and had Annekke follow you, your wife would get to spend some time with her mom. But I can see it when you’re deep in a dungeon with the sultry mother-in-law: Are you two coming to Darkwater Crossing for Saturalia this year? You live so far away. Slygja spends too much time in the mine. You have a good job killing and thieving, why does she still work so hard? She hardly has any time to call her mother on the crystal ball, or even write. Is Slygja expecting yet? When are you going to start a family? She’s not getting any younger, you know. Pretty soon the Dark Brotherhood would have a proposition for you.

My biggest concern with Slygja is that she’ll continue to wear her mining outfit and pickaxe all of the time, including to your wedding and to bed. It would stink to get the morning after message, “You awaken feeling Vaguely Inadequate.”

[mALX]

Oh, wow. I’ve met the sweet and lovely Slygja (and earned her affection, who can resist her?), but never met Annekke. At least if you married Slygja and had Annekke follow you, your wife would get to spend some time with her mom. But I can see it when you’re deep in a dungeon with the sultry mother-in-law: Are you two coming to Darkwater Crossing for Saturalia this year? You live so far away. Slygja spends too much time in the mine. You have a good job killing and thieving, why does she still work so hard? She hardly has any time to call her mother on the crystal ball, or even write. Is Slygja expecting yet? When are you going to start a family? She’s not getting any younger, you know. Pretty soon the Dark Brotherhood would have a proposition for you.

My biggest concern with Slygja is that she’ll continue to wear her mining outfit and pickaxe all of the time, including to your wedding and to bed. It would stink to get the morning after message, “You awaken feeling Vaguely Inadequate.”

A little bottle of Stallion potion will fix that inadequate feeling right up! Raerek could tell you how it works, but won't. He asks the Player to keep his little secret of its use. Bless his heart, lol.

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 2 2012, 04:03 PM