The Skyrim Enquirer, Unveiling the secrets of NPCs Options

[Grits]

The subject of marital infidelity came up in another thread. Er, in the game, I hasten to add. I have not witnessed this myself, but it’s widely reported that Camilla Valerius continues to entertain Faendal long after she marries someone else (you), either at her house if you live in Riverwood, or in Breezehome if you move to Whiterun.

The other inseparable couple that I’ve heard of is Aerin and Mjoll the Lioness. Even after you marry her, the guy just won’t give up. They say it’s a bug, I call it devotion.

And of course there’s Lydia’s relentless voyeurism. She won’t marry you, but she won’t get out of the bedroom. Make up your mind, lady. I wonder what would happen if you married Mjoll and moved to Whiterun? Would Lydia tell Aerin to pull up a chair?

[Grits]

Yesterday something had me thinking “lubricants,” so I sent Allek back to Haelga’s bedroom to check it out. She also has a whole shelf full of stamina potions, a huge jar of honey, lavender ticklers, and operational shackles on her headboard.

There’s probably more, but there’s only so much one can take in before screaming and running away.

[mALX]

Yesterday something had me thinking “lubricants,” so I sent Allek back to Haelga’s bedroom to check it out. She also has a whole shelf full of stamina potions, a huge jar of honey, lavender ticklers, and operational shackles on her headboard.

There’s probably more, but there’s only so much one can take in before screaming and running away.

I'm still wondering what the slaughterfish was for. I mean, it wasn't a blowfish.