Elisabeth Hollow: Evil vampire lord obsessed with killing you and all of your kind? punch him in the mouth

At one point my solution to everything was hot glue. My sister chased me out of the kitchen once with a broom for suggesting using hot glue to fix the broken coffee machine with hot glue.
Acadian: I had a hell lot of fun writing those parts

I had actually walked into a tree once while hiking with a friend and I got so mad I punched the tree (and learned my lesson on why you shouldn't punch trees the hard way)
Grits: Thanks for reading

I don't get many new readers often, and I hope you enjoy the story.