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[mALX]

Here is mine, add yours !!!


Never eat Chinese Sweet and Sour Chicken while the odor of your wet dog is drifting up from below the table.


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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 14 2011, 06:35 PM

[King Of Beasts]

If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson.

[mALX]

If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson.

Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk.

[King Of Beasts]

If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson.

Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk.

That's just not smart You shouldn't microwave chicken. It tastes real nasty

[mALX]

If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson.

Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk.

That's just not smart You shouldn't microwave chicken. It tastes real nasty

ROFL !!! Yes, and that one should be on the "Gross things you've eaten before" thread, ROFL !!!