QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2013, 03:51 PM)

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Ugh, you don't know who else has been doing that!
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 02:02 PM)

My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs.
OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too.
I'll be right over!
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 12:53 PM)

If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea...

Yikes.