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| mALX |
 Feb 14 2011, 06:29 PM
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Here is mine, add yours !!!
Never eat Chinese Sweet and Sour Chicken while the odor of your wet dog is drifting up from below the table. * This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 14 2011, 06:35 PM -------------------- |
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| Grits |
Jan 17 2013, 04:08 PM
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 Councilor  Joined: 6-November 10 From: The Gold Coast |
Google has some wrong ideas about me. Here's why:
1. Hot Dwarf. I was looking for info about the Hobbit movie. This happened a while ago, but I still have the image bar burned into the backs of my eyes. 2. Jizz Festival. I blame my phone for this one, because it autocorrected a text to this once before. JAZZ festival! I mean, come on! 3. Double-ended bag bladder. It's the correct term for the replacement part that Mr. Grits needs for his punching thingy, but apparently the Internet blows its load at anything "double-ended." Now Amazon also has a wrong idea. If I ever need a dating service... Well I can't even imagine. -------------------- Jerric's Story * Darnandex * Screenshot: Cyrodiil Meadow |
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mALX We hold these truths to be self-evident Feb 14 2011, 06:29 PM
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