Silly things you have learned about Skyrim, just for fun Options

[Lady Saga]

What are some silly or odd things you have learned in Skyrim? Here are a few of mine.


It can snow lots, without a trace of accumulation!

It is possible to walk (jog, or even sprint) fully on snow and ice, and never fall flat on your ass!

Why risk your life when chopping wood can earn hundreds in one day!?

Skooma sucks (literally) in Skyrim. Nobody knows how to brew it like they did in 3rd-era Cyrodiil.

Alcohol causes drunken effects for 30 seconds at a time!

*On a rare cloudless day* Ahh! What IS that giant white ball in the sky?

Food often has restorative properties. Who needs a hospital bed when a bowl of vege soup will do just fine?

The art of spell creation has been lost in just 200 years, while the technology to make crossbows has finally been re-attained.

Guards often speak in funny accents! "Wait! I knuh yoo!"

Lots of folks apparently have their sweetrolls stolen.

Cat-people make the best travelling sages.

This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Mar 7 2013, 06:07 PM

[Lady Saga]

Yeah, eat those cheese wheels! And that's true about horses and their abilities for sure. Actually....I have learned that..

Horses can swim great distances.

Nobody ever attacks carriages.

Looking into somebody's pocket is not a crime.

Sigurd works for Belethor! ... at the general goods store!

This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Mar 7 2013, 06:07 PM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Sigurd works for Belethor! ... at the general goods store!

Every time he passes by me and says that, I want to knock his teeth out. WE GET IT, GEEZ!

[Lady Saga]

Ha ha I like the shovel one! We can dig things up with pickaxes, but shovels? Get out!

Here's a few more:

Olfrid (patron of the great clan Battle-Born) is a name I'm sure you know well!

Crickets, cicaedas, lightning bugs, and other warm-weather insects can survive (apparently) in Skyrim's brutal cold.

Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.

Every time he passes by me and says that, I want to knock his teeth out. WE GET IT, GEEZ!

Yes I know!... But did you know that Sigurd works for Belethor? At the general goods store?



...sorry!

[ghastley]

Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.

lsl
We learned that a long time ago! Er, wait....

This post has been edited by ghastley: Mar 8 2013, 03:24 PM

[Destri Melarg]

Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.

Yet somehow Khajiit and Bosmer are immune!

You can swing a sword or shoot a bow from horseback, but you have to dismount to cast a spell.

Shouting affects the weather!

You can carry an unlimited amount... as long as you’re willing to walk.

Turn Undead and paralyze are not Illusion spells.

Because it’s so taxing, vampires can only be charming once a day.

Werewolves aren’t affected by the full moon(s), and they can’t see in first person.

and, my favorite:

[Lady Saga]

Shouting affects the weather!

Ha ha I've actually shouted at the weather IRL

Because it’s so taxing, vampires can only be charming once a day.

I Love this one!