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Silly things you have learned about Skyrim, just for fun |
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Lady Saga |
Mar 7 2013, 03:52 PM
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Mouth

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What are some silly or odd things you have learned in Skyrim? Here are a few of mine. It can snow lots, without a trace of accumulation! It is possible to walk (jog, or even sprint) fully on snow and ice, and never fall flat on your ass! Why risk your life when chopping wood can earn hundreds in one day!?  Skooma sucks (literally) in Skyrim. Nobody knows how to brew it like they did in 3rd-era Cyrodiil.  Alcohol causes drunken effects for 30 seconds at a time!  *On a rare cloudless day* Ahh! What IS that giant white ball in the sky? Food often has restorative properties. Who needs a hospital bed when a bowl of vege soup will do just fine? The art of spell creation has been lost in just 200 years, while the technology to make crossbows has finally been re-attained.  Guards often speak in funny accents!  "Wait! I knuh yoo!" Lots of folks apparently have their sweetrolls stolen. Cat-people make the best travelling sages. This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Mar 7 2013, 06:07 PM
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 28 2013, 02:11 PM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM)  Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
 Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine.
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Colonel Mustard |
Mar 28 2013, 02:19 PM
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Master

Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!

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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 28 2013, 01:11 PM)  QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM)  Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
 Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine. Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood. And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now.
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 28 2013, 02:38 PM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 28 2013, 05:19 AM)  QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 28 2013, 01:11 PM)  QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM)  Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
 Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine. Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood. And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now. Then the courier that gives the players their mail doesn't die. I've killed plenty of couriers too, but not that one courier..... 
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