QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 24 2013, 04:55 PM)

Question 1) I was only 24 hours from Tulsaaaaaaa, so where exactly am I?
Question 2) Do you know the way to a) San Jose? Or, donkey) Amarillo?...
Question 3) Are you going to San Francisco?...And will you be wearing flowers in your hair?...
1. Oops, should have turned left in Albuquerque.
2. and 3. = Oh dear, I just added 25 years to the age I thought you were ...

(just kidding on 2. and 3.)