Movies no one should ever watch., What are they? Options

[ImperialSnob]

Mine would be Scott Pilgrim,I know it's well loved by Micheal Cera makes me want to punch puppies....and I love puppies.

What movies do YOU think no one should ever watch....also Human Centipide 2 don't watch that apparently(haven't seen it but heard some stuff....woah)

[Darkness Eternal]

Pretty much anything directed by Uwe Boll.

Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, and Alone in the Dark are all Boll films. He's a terrible director/producer and almost all of his movies are so bad that you can get drunk and make fun of them all the way through.

Uwe Boll . . . that man is terrible. Terrible. Just terrible. Kristanna Loken was very good( and by good I mean hot) in Bloodrayne. The trailer for that movie, though, made it seem like it was some sort of vampire pornography.

Elysium. Terribly disappointing.

Why? I was looking forward to watching it. The moral behind the story intrigued me.

Oh yeah, and as far as I am concerned The Star Wars Prequels never occured, and as I recently found out Speilberg consulted heavily on the original three. You might say he himself ghost directed them. The prequels were Lucas in all his laughable glory. I mean he's got more money then God, so I can't berate him too mich, but money can't buy talent, only hire it.

Revenge of the Sith was the best prequel. Hands down. The novel itself? Amazing. Just amazing. The rest were meh.

[Grits]

Elysium. Terribly disappointing.

Why? I was looking forward to watching it. The moral behind the story intrigued me.

I was looking forward to seeing it, too.

One thing was good. The special effects were gorgeous.

But the rest of the movie was a disaster. I was embarrassed for some of the actors and actually bored during the action scenes. The political message was so overt that it was off-putting. Even my socialist friends felt insulted. It should have been at least thought-provoking. It was not.