Liz: I'm a Sheogorath fan too; easily my favourite of the Princes, and he was great fun to write!
McBadgere: Thanks! That chapter was probably the most fun to write so far, and Count Frostinius was one of those ideas where I thought of it and then just went 'yes. I'm making that a thing. Hells yes'.
Ghastley: Y'see, that's what you get when a stick-in-the-mud like Azura to organise a party; you miss the important things!
Thanks for reading, everyone, and hope you enjoy the next part!
Mehrunes DagonThe air of this place burned.
Had she allowed herself the mortal frailty to do it, Azura would have choked and gasped upon the roasting air. Instead, she merely grimaced at the brimstone taste of it as she surveyed the lava-choked wastes of the Deadlands. The molten rock was peppered with islands of obsidian, and on them ruined castles and riven towers of barbed architecture stood or leaned at crazed angles like stumbling drunks. Fires blazed, belching black ash into the storm-wracked sky which was crisscrossed by lightning, and winds of hurricane force howled and rent at the land.
From her place on top of one of the ruined towers, Azura leant against the parapet and waited, drumming her fingers on the stone. From beneath her, there was a rumbling, a deep thundering noise, and she glanced over the edifice’s lip to see the pool of lava bubbling, spitting and churning as something began to rise beneath it.
A colossus in the shape of a four-armed man rose from the molten stone, a giant of liquid heat standing before the tower. The gradual cooling of the lava formed a skin, one that was cracked as if it had been burned by the sun, and small rivulets of molten stone dribbled down its outside from fresh cracks or bursting sores of magma. Two eyes of pure heat glared at Azura and with a voice that was accompanied by roiling waves of tectonic heat, Mehrunes Dagon spoke.
“Why have you come to my realm?” he asked in a voice that was the crashing of meteorites and the toppling of empires. “Explain yourself at once!”
“I’d be more impressed by all that heat if I hadn’t come from Meridia’s realm, you know,” Azura said. “Stop showing off, I want to talk to you.”
“Worm,” Mehrunes Dagon snarled. “Insolent little wretch. I am lord and master of this realm and as my guest you shall pay me the respect that I am due.”
Azura rolled her eyes.
“Fine,” she said. “Fine. Oh mighty Lord Dagon, master of destruction, overlord of anarchy, I come to extend invitation to you to come as guest to my realm of Moonshadow, for a meeting of great import, one at which your presence is greatly desired.”
“Your invitation is refused,” Mehrunes Dagon said.
Azura blinked in surprise.
“Why is that?” Azura asked.
In response, the Supreme Obliteration swept out his fist, smashing it into the side of the tower. Chunks of pulverised stone flew from the blow, and the building toppled, falling to the ground with a cloud of dust and a cracking rumble. Azura hovered in the air where she had stood, and Mehrunes Dagon rounded on her with a snarl.
“Your hypocrisy sickens me,” he growled, a dry wave of heat accompanying the words. “You trespass in my realm, deliberately fail to observe the necessary conduct and reverence I am due and then you have the gall to believe that I shall go to you when you call for me, as if I were some kind of dog. I refuse your summons.”
“Oh no you don’t,” Azura said, voice a growl. “You are attending. Every one of the Princes is coming, yourself included.”
“And I have informed you, I will not come to your summons as if I were a slave,” Mehrunes Dagon said.
“I don’t care,” Azura snapped. “Do you have any idea how much I’ve had to put up with today? It has been a damn nightmare, from start to finish; I’ve had both Mephala and Molag Bal trying to make me their captive, I’ve had to deal with going into Jygallag’s realm, Sanguine would not stop trying to get into my underwear the whole time I was in his realm and Sheogorath wanted me to talk to a damn snowman. So I am not in any mood for you start throwing a tantrum, do you understand? When I tell you to come to Moonshadow, you come to Moonshadow.”
“You will not address me in such a manner,” Mehrunes Dagon snapped. “I am Mehrunes Dagon, Lord of Destruction, Prince of Annihilation, Master of-”
“You’re a joke,” Azura said “You’re nothing but an idiot with delusions of grandeur whose schemes are continually thwarted by mortals. That is what you are. It makes me wonder why you bother any more.”
Mehrunes Dagon gave a roar and gestured with one of his four arms. Tracking his fingertip, a great wave of boiling lava rose, drowning the land in a cataclysmic tide of heat and fury, spitting gobbets of molten stone skywards as it topple towers and consumed castles. There were figures fleeing before the wall of heat, too slow to outrun it, Dremora, Scamps and other creatures that served Mehrunes Dagon consumed by the surge of pyroclastic fury. Azura quailed inwardly as she realised she had, in her frustration, pushed her host too far.
“Do you see that?” Mehrunes Dagon asked, turning his burning gaze back to her. “If I wished, I could tear this realm apart, annihilate it and all within it utterly. And yet, in but a matter of hours, it would all reform, as is the nature of Oblivion. This realm frustrates me endlessly, and I have longed for something I can destroy permanently. Unmaking Nirn would be the only thing that would let me fulfil my purpose and have satisfaction. I have the power here in my realm to smite you, rip you asunder and smash you to smithereens, but all that would happen is that you would reform again. You would be weakened, perhaps, but not for long. But if I were to destroy Nirn, then there could be no remaking and my existence would have true meaning. That is why I bother.”
Azura was silent for a few moments, unsure of what to say. Mehrunes Dagon was the one to break it.
“This meeting you are calling, this conclave,” he said. “What does it concern?”
“I will explain it to all of you in Moonshadow,” Azura said. “But I can tell you now that we may well need you to destroy something unique, something that can never again be recreated. And I need you to annihilate it so utterly that there will be nothing left to rebuild from.”
Mehrunes Dagon grinned with teeth that were glowing iron swords.
“I would gladly do such a thing,” he said. “If you had mentioned this earlier, I would have been much more eager to accept your invitation.”
“Perhaps,” Azura said. “So can I expect you in Moonshadow?”
“If there is something to permanently destroy involved in this little meeting of yours? Of course. Deliver me the glory of annihilation and I shall be sated.”