"So there were these Dunmer crazies right, and they went about aquiring that old mad Dwemer's papers. They built themselves a bonafide god. An' they figure out how to control him, now the issue is how to teach their descendants to control it...so what do they do?"
The Golden Helmed Figure waited for the man to continue.
"Well...They carve basic instructions into it. An' for a few months they go rip-roaring around, causing all kinds of mayhem and unhappiness in the snowy lands north of Morrowind, Solthseim i believe it was. An' one of em' comes upon a realization. She realizes that the instructions are laid out plain as day right there on the thing. Yeah these Dunmer were none too bright.
See if i had a machine of incredible power, and neigh-unlimited potential, i would be loathe to write instructions on it. Between you an' me, if'n i were one o' those dunmer i woulda killed all the others an' had the power all fer meself...but then i am a bit of an british boat....yeah"
The Golden Helmed Figure looks about him impatiently.
"Anyway, they got this incredible thing, a god, but they got instructions on how ta' use it right there so what do they do? Security a course. They lock that sumbitch up somethin' tight. See they put in all kinds of devices and failsafes and so on, but one of begins to fear the power. That same little lady who realized it might be none too smart to have instructions on the side. So she has a final check put in...a ring.
Yeah, she convinced the cult counsel to get one final fail safe, one just-in-case, installed. See she began to question the wisdom of the plans of her fellow cultists, plus apparently Stendarr (god of mercy) told her that she, holding the final key, would be damned to Oblivion should she persist. So she ran. She disappeared from the world, and the ring with her."
"The Golden Helmed Figure reaches over its head stretching its arms.
"Yeah.....i dunno. This might all be a load of crap, stupid fairytales. Let's find out, smash it up or whatever. I don't care, just don't let Gunji get to it. Go ahead, burn it, chop it, drop a rock on it. I'm curious what happens"
(By the way, if the speech seems odd its because i copy/pasted it from a parallel story im writing on MWSummit)
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