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2. Mishearing a guard. (I thought he said screw you outlander).[/quote]
I've done that with the Vivec guards. I thought they were saying, "Viva el Vivec!" or "Viva la Vivec" or "Viva Vivec" when I first visited there...
The funniest moments are when you overhear conversations of the NPCs. They say some really weird/cute/random stuff when you're not too close to them, especially the humans and some Khajiit.
Oh, that one time in Ebonheart, the guard was like, "What do you think of Ebonheart?" or something like that, and I fell through the stone dock into the water as soon as he said it.