Wise words from the 'dawg
Regarding young Whitney Port
For she is the one who took the heart of Mirocu
For some reason the only word to rhyme is queue
Holy damn y'all folks
I'm all up with the one line jokes
But the instant I have to think
the whole thing starts to sink
Down into a morass so pungent and vile
I'm going to go and lie down a while...
Whitney Port Whitney Port!!
She's just so really short!!...

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