The Raptastic Poetry Slam Thread, Hey- Who Put that "C" Before "Raptastic?" Options

[treydog]

Um- becauses minque suggested it and we should always listen to our Wise Woman.

This can be the place for the many squirrel, badger, assassin, raven, KOB, and Liz the Wiggle poetry slams.

Someone else can start- cause I got nothin'

[ImperialSnob]

Well looks like I'm startin' anew,
High tops,snap back you all think you really coo',
think you original,
think you the started the gene pool,
favourites include Drake and Wayne,
really?They a pain to listen to,
nothing they say seems true,
"Started from the bottom"?
that's a lie,so rotten,
he was on De Grassi,
now raps about smoke that grass he,
sets a bad example,
when ever he out in the street people get trampled,
runnin' up for autographs,
he got alot of gaffs(houses),
others talk about flashin' gats,
stabin' rats,
most of it ain't true,
and now kids they think it's coo',
they wanna make it to,
but they ain't got nothin' new,
while they' "heroes" signed a new deal with Mnt.Dew,
money is the only reason they do what they do,
money the only thing they rap about that is true,
they do got stacks but it ain't clean,
givin' kids these false dreams,
they think weed will make them famous,
and it's all your fault you ignoramus,
you got blood on your hands,
yet your fame still stands,
worse than Ian Rotten,
got lots,deserve nothin',
cops turnin' blind eyes,
while you beat on small frys,
for lookin at you funny,
why don't you go back to your crib and count all your money,
"Started from the bottom now my whole team is f**kin' here"?,
never shared a dime or even gave them time,
talk about how your Sublime,
well love is not what I got,
give your fans somethin' back,
get off your ho's big fat rack,
try and actually write your own rap,
oh wait don't it'd probaly be crap!,
go in a club,you drink too much then you snap,
but your lawyers are paided 6 digits,
wouldn't even matter if you were a rugby player caught tossing midgits
on CCTV,you could get away with "It wasn't me",
you could even plead guilty and get away with it,
just to show much power you have even though your lyrics are [censored],
you know it's bad when dissin' you is overdone,
writin' on a forum that don't like rap,
just coz I'm bored and wanna show that,
I really hate you,
atleast Wu Tang never said they could do kung fu,
you talk about guns and weed,
even disgustingly mention your own seed,
yet you just like the rest,
only rappin' for money and breast,
while kids on corners and porches around the globe,
wanna be big just to show some chode at school or home that they can,
while others like to spam on message boards about how you deserve all of your awards,
they just apart of the hordes,
you're predictable,
we all know T-Pain will be on your chorus,
auto tuned drivvel about a party in Hondorus,
"I got enough cash to buy all of this" he would say,
while your at it you'll call another rapper you don't like gay,
like you Sugh or somethin',
then say you gonna kill him like your arms are huge or somethin',
what every real fan of hip hop and rap wants for you to shut up,
someone critizes you slightly you put your hood up,
walk away sulkin' away,
you think they cray,
your just in denial,
it so easy to just rile you up,
why should you care you got enough money to buy the World Cup,
now let's talk about that,
you play Fifa?Na man you full of crap,
that's what I sa'd when you were in that ad.

*fade*

I'm tired and bored so I did a long non thought out rap on Drake...I think.

This post has been edited by ImperialSnob: Sep 22 2013, 07:48 PM