Well, on the topic of things to celebrate, I finished my last GCSE english exam today. I will never have to analyse a poem ever again. ever. ever. I am unimaginably happy about this. On the other hand, the exam itself was an absolute nightmare, so I fell to writing a load of nonsense and including as many big words as I could. "Abhorrent" and "Assimilated" were the two best I could fit in

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