HER: Thanks very much!

Cheers for pointing out the nit, I'll go and fix that now, and I'll honestly admit that the whole 'Bones' thing hadn't occurred to me. I'm going to have to slip that in somewhere now
Grit: Set your phasers to FUS RO DAH!
Chapter 5 “Three of them, all in marvellous condition,” Hirstoff said. “Ready to hatch as soon as the conditions are right. Something worth snubbing dear Wilhemina for, even without my own reasons for doing it. How much were you being paid to deliver these, then, Captain?”
“Three thousand Sovereigns,” Julia said. “I should have asked for thirty. Or not done this damn job.”
“Yes, I’m sure you’re regretting all of this in hindsight,” Hirstoff replied. “Rest assured that this is nothing personal.”
“Oh, that’s fine then,” Julia said. “You’re completely forgiven.”
“You know, for someone whose chances of survival lie solely in keeping me appeased, you seem to be trying very hard to irritate me,” Hirstoff said.
“Guess I don’t appreciate guns being pointed at me while you act nice,” Julia shot back.
“Well fine,” Hirstoff said. He replaced the egg and snapped the lid shut. “I suppose it doesn’t really matter, after all. Your askriit and the Machtoro can stay here, you and your crewmate will accompany me-” Julia snorted at ‘accompany’ and Hirstoff glared. “Will
accompany me back to the airlock, and then we will leave. After that, you will be so good as to inform Madame Sangue of what happened and who did it.”
He nodded to two of his pirates, and the pair of the stepped forwards and took the box.
“You realise that she’ll kill us, you know,” Julia said as they made their way back to the airlock. Ivris and Dravvit Klomar glared after them in impotent fury.
“Oh, really? My word, captain, look at how all of that isn’t my problem. Astounding, isn’t it?”
“As soon as I get the chance I’m slamming a stake through your heart and then I’m venting you into a star,” Julia glowered.
“Julia,” Farko said, glancing at her with a warning look in his eyes.
“Listen to your friend, captain,” Hirstoff said. “I’d recommend that you don’t push me too far; you live only on my sufferance.”
Julia grimaced, but said nothing as they reached the airlock. The two pirates carrying the crate were first through, and one by one the boarders left, weapons still trained on Farko and Julia. Hirstoff was last to go, still grinning at them as the door swung shut.
As soon as she was gone, Julia swore. She spat out every single profane term she knew in Earthsperanto, all that she had from her limited vocabulary of Askriitacht, those khusi curses that her vocal cords could actually enunciate and the q’relli cusses which didn’t require her changing the colour of her skin or emitting pheromones. Finally, she kicked the airlock door, and cursed once again as she grabbed at the toe of her boot.
“You got all that out your system?” Farko asked.
“Yeah,” Julia said. “Gods, that smug, arrogant bastard! I just wanted to jam my thumbs into his eyes and see the condescending little arse squirm!”
“I think you made that plenty clear.”
“Gods, I’m sorry,” Julia groaned, leaning against the wall and sliding to the floor. “He just made me so angry.”
Farko sat down next to her, sliding his hand into hers and giving it a squeeze.
“So, what now?”
“Do you think we might get away with it if we ran straight away?”
“Doubt it,” Farko said. “This is Madam Sangue we’re talking about. She’d find us sooner or later.”
“We could make a break for Andromeda,” Julia said. “Long-distance run, that sort thing. She can’t catch us in another galaxy.”
“She won’t be able to catch us because any ship that gets out of the galaxy’s gravity well is eaten by Inverse Wyrms,” Farko pointed out.
“The yarika manage it.”
“Yeah, but I doubt they’re going to share that secret any time soon.”
“True. Besides, they’re weird, creep me out. So that’s that plan off the books. Any other bright ideas?”
“We could just tell Madam Sangue,” Farko suggested.
“What? So she can shoot us for losing her dragon eggs and however many millions of Sovereigns they’re worth?” Julia asked.
“Look, if this Hirstoff person is as big a player as he says he is, then Sangue will be too worried about him to think about raking us over the coals,” Farko said. “Besides, this entire thing didn’t feel right.”
“We’re going to get killed by a pissed-off vampire. Nothing about that at all fits the definition of ‘right’.”
“What I mean is, how come Hirstoff knew that the
Marco was going to emerge where it was?”
“Popular smuggler spot, not often patrolled. Just wait here, intercept some poor bastard and take their stuff. Clever little operation.”
“And how come he knew to wait for just this moment to arrive, to look specifically for the
Marco and that we were carrying those eggs,” Farko said. “It seems to me that Hirstoff was tipped off about this job before we even set off.”
“Of course!” Julia said, grinning. “Farko, you are a bloody genius! And if she’s got someone on the inside who stabbed us in the back, then she’s less likely to want to kill us if we do her a favour and let her know that there’s a mole in her organisation.”
Her smile faded a little.
“
Less likely,” she added. “Still, I suppose it’s our best shot.”
“We’re going to have to gamble on it,” Farko said. “But there’s no way we can take Hirstoff on our own.”
“That hadn’t occurred to me,” Julia said, mulling it over. “I mean, we do have Dravvit Klomar and Mr Yun with us, maybe we can-”
“No.”
“I was just saying.”
“No. That’s a bloody insane idea.”
Julia shook her head.
“So we’re gambling on the kindness of Madam Sangue instead,” she said. “Fantastic. I guess it’s slightly better than us trying to take on a whole load of pirates.”
“What do we tell the crew?” Farko asked. “Mr Yun probably wants to know why he wasn’t warned about Hirstoff and his lot.”
“Suppose he will,” Julia said. “Though in retrospect, I’m glad he wasn’t there; he’s a one-man army, sure, but I doubt even he’d be able to fight through all of Hirstoff’s lot. And knowing him, he’d put up a fight.”
“He does have that paradox revolver,” Farko pointed out.
“Yeah, but Hirstoff had that sword of his,” Julia said. “Something about that weapon just didn’t feel right and I don’t know if a paradox revolver would be enough to stop it.”
She pushed herself to her feet and sighed.
“Right, let’s go have a word with the crew,” she said. “See what was can salvage of this godsdamned mess.”