The Raptastic Poetry Slam Thread, Hey- Who Put that "C" Before "Raptastic?" Options

[treydog]

Um- becauses minque suggested it and we should always listen to our Wise Woman.

This can be the place for the many squirrel, badger, assassin, raven, KOB, and Liz the Wiggle poetry slams.

Someone else can start- cause I got nothin'

[ImperialSnob]

MC DB
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I don't know who be-stowed this power to me,
but it looks like I'm the realest MC.
Did I also mention I'm the one and only DB!?
Dragonborn to the laymen,
even better on the mic than Paul Heyman.
My voice is like the force,
my sick mind is the source,
of all the dope rhymes,
I hope to pick you up during hard times.
So don't worry,
come,hurry,
come with me,
come and see,
the realest MC.
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State Of Rap
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Talking bout yo crib,
that's a wet squib,
I rap bout what your afraid to rap about,
while your advertising Tout,
So shut your mouth!
Listen up,
lemme tell ya 'sup.
The world ain't a great place,
you can be locked up for your race.
Shot for pot,
made to rot because of who raised you,
keep a grudge against those that hazed you.
You dunno what you might do,
die after drinkin' too much brew?
Well I'm here to offer an escape,
I hope to escalate,you,
to,
happiness,
escape from the crapiness,of everyday livin',
but if I want,I'll change up and make you livid.
My lyrics will have you hysterics.
So watch out,
watch yo' mouth,
Twenty Fourth-teen,
Wipe the slate clean.
Here to change the rap game,
never gonna be the same,
you can call me lame,
but you only rap for the fame.
I rap for the people,
so keep your sheeple.
I invite those who want the truth,
to boot,the same old old.
Follow me and,
you can be,
the one's who SEE!