Things in Oblivion that make you laugh!, Exactly what it sounds like :) Options

[Callidus Thorn]

So I saw something I found funny as hell earlier, and went looking through here to find an approprate thread to post in. After several pages I was in the threads that had been dormant since 2006, so I figured it was time to start one instead of indulging in a little graverobbing.

Playing Telindil's game earlier, and he was headed north from Chorrol, but as he made is way to the north gate something caught his eye. Honditar and Lum gro-Baroth were round the back of the fighters guild practising archery, nothing new there. What caught my eye was that they were both shooting for the same target, each using different arrows. Iron for Lum, steel for Honditar. Yet despite two shooters, the number of arrows stuck in the target didn't seem to be increasing at the right pace, so Telindil and I took a closer look.

Honditar had fired 23 steel arrows while we were watching, and only one of them had hit the target!

All the others had overshot.

Honditar shouldn't carry a bow around, he clearly can't shoot

[Acadian]

... Honditar shouldn't carry a bow around, he clearly can't shoot

We came to the same conclusion when Honditar endorsed needing poisoned arrows to kill a deer.