The Raptastic Poetry Slam Thread, Hey- Who Put that "C" Before "Raptastic?" Options

[treydog]

Um- becauses minque suggested it and we should always listen to our Wise Woman.

This can be the place for the many squirrel, badger, assassin, raven, KOB, and Liz the Wiggle poetry slams.

Someone else can start- cause I got nothin'

[ImperialSnob]

Spit rhymes so hot Hayley Williams would be jealous,
Some people say I'm over zealous 'bout myself,
And they wouldn't be lying,
I'm gonna keep bragging until I'm dying,
In fact I'm gonna brag about my skills on my death bed,
Yeah that's right I got a big head.

When you brag you spark no intrest,
When I brag my quotes end up on Pintrest,
I'm a lyrical tactician,
My rhymes are shocking, Lyrical electrician,
I'm droppin' bombs on ya'all from the back of a gryphon,
Young but I got ambition,
I'm a natural born phonetician,
Now on to the next verse, transitation.

I'll kill your favourite rapper,
send their career down the crapper,
I'm the exucutioner,
An exhibitioner of Rap U,
A nerd through and through,
Yet I still decimate,
Yet you still underestimate,
Stop deneying, You still know I'm great.

You rap like you just had a lobotamy,
I rap like a robot, don't ya see?,
You rap like Cher Lloyd,
I plan out my rhymes like I'm John Boyd.