Things You Have Heard NPC's Say, Funny or Strange, it goes here! Options

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Guard in the Aldmeri told my Altmer girl that her face would curdle milk, and to move on!

Guard in Daggerfall asked Bubba if he wanted to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat; and offered to cut his head off!

I heard another in Ebonheart, just yesterday; but can't remember it.


Have you heard any good ones from Guards or NPC's? Post them here!