An academic's office being a broom closet is nothing surprising. Back when I was in college my office's of my profs were about that.
It's the head of Jason Voorhees' mother!
Or not...
Jayne is going to the slam! Wonder if she will run into Khareem there this time?
So the Igniter was behind Jayne's downfall all along. The Fetcher!
Shouldn't that be In Search Of Research?