Oh, its Joey from the three musketeers. For the life of me I cannot remember which one that actually was. The all kind of blur together for me. Which is probably how Quinn feels too.
Joey is dating someone else?

Good for him!
Ok, so Daria is focusing herself on solving the problem that is Kevin. Well, buckle in, I bet this will be some ride!
Daria breaks Kevin's attempted tackle with his parents not denying him things, by spinning off and breaking free into the secondary with the coach being strict. Barry Sanders would have been proud!
That's right Daria, it was not
Parliament never taxed anyone. They already had the funk.
Kevin is George Washington!
Honestly, this is going really well. Better than I would have expected. All jokes aside, Daria definitely used the right strategy here.